I don't do Mondays.......

I'll just let my imagination paint an image in my mind...



..




..




ahhh... vivid imaginations are wonderful things

Enjoy!





Now this breathtaking image is going to go do a sinkload of dishes.....:mad:

hasta manana

Yes...it is forbidden.

However Skin Illustrations may be permitted upon my approval.



About the Monday thing....you were the MG of the day.....but ...






...oh forget it. It's too hard and out there to explain.

You're forgiven.

the photographer ALWAYS keeps the negatives....























and the positives too.

NOTICE TO MORTY'S GIRLS:





I have been told one of you has a PROPERTY OF HELLS ANGELS tatoo on your dupa.









Report to me immediately.

Dave Krayson.




I hate to bother you,but the culprit will not fess up. You must do this thing. You must seek each one out and let me know who it is having that dupa tatoo.




Someone has to do it.

Next time I'll give you a break.

There is an "incident" taking place ,as I speak, that may call for the expungement of an MG member.


I will not stand for backsass.






I will let you all know the result of this infraction ....soon.

Oops. Guess you wouldn't like the Grateful Dead tattoo I have on my dupa. :D

Ma'am...I do not condone disparaging of women here.




I apologize you had to be the recipient of the True Swines retchings.

One must always consider the source and The 3 Amoeba's are not exactly what ya would call reputable.

Don't think I didn't see that Thebby.





You have broken my heart.

I will be going through the procedure to have you removed from the MG membership.

As well as something else.




I guess you can do me like that.

And now my heart is broken twice.





ThebbyTwoTimes has been removed from MORTY'S GIRLS.

I need recovery time to look for a replacement so please...no new applications.


I seek refuge to do an introspective.....see if I can summon help from the inside to go on.



Woe is mah behind.

I forgot.


The "incident" from earlier today has resulted in the booting of Carla from MORTY'S GIRLS.






My depression sinks deeper.

"" A friend of the Devil is a friend of mine"" !!

um what about me :o

I wasn't serious Morte' ....kissy-poo. Hope you enjoyed the movie.

I am wounded all the same.


The movie was ok.

Morrison did the theme song really well.

So it was more than good.





But don't answer just because of that.

I really don't care.






I'm headed for Belmont.

And I know where everyone is sitting.







I have plenty of pies.

long drive...you gonna make it while they are all still there?

I flew in.











Boy are my ams tired.

I am impressed. Were you the pilot for the Goodyear blimp?:D

Well no.





MommyDearest was tethered all this weekend.

Well I thought it was worth at least 4 pies.

I did want to say....



....I am a VERY nice boy!










Yes I am!!

Ah don't thank so.








Oh.







You were kidding.













Ah did not know you had studied comedy with Mr. Blueski.

I am having a VERY good day.

Perhaps because the words "Paris Hilton" have not been spoken in this thread?








OH DAMN! I SAID THEM!!!!!!!!!:( :( :( :(

I deeply apologize for that last post. Forgive me please.

Shirley...least I can do.




Too bad you're late today.




You have missed a lot!







But so have the Cavaliers.

She is True Swine though...isn't she?

so



let




me



t

r

y

&

understand there is athread about nothing

and


it

has

stupid


posts


that





a



r


e



no


fun


what


is


the

point besides the one


on


your

head


:eek: :confused: :cool:

You don't have the ear.




Not many do.

Oh.



Let me add...I may have a point on my head...


...but you have a joint instead.











( He doesn't hear the music...he'll never get it.)

It appears that he's not the only one tonight.

Apparently my reply was judged to be an Amish slur.