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paisjpq 06-07-2007 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS
You thought what?

nothin....just thinking of some posts I deleted...

Mortimer 06-07-2007 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS
You thought what?

Interloper.....




.....do you mind?

The Indomitable DrugS 06-07-2007 11:16 AM

I love you mortimer!

Mortimer 06-07-2007 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS
I love you mortimer!


SPIT!!







ror!

Get outta heah!

Buffymommy 06-07-2007 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
Interloper.....




.....do you mind?


You jealous that I love Drug more than you? Sorry, but it is true. I have to be honest. Pais loves you more though.

Payson Dave 06-07-2007 12:09 PM

Man....it is getting awful damn soupy in here today...

paisjpq 06-07-2007 12:16 PM

truth be told I love noone....except myself, my dog and maybe my horse.

Cajungator26 06-07-2007 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by paisjpq
truth be told I love noone....except myself, my dog and maybe my horse.

Add my son and the rest of my family and the above is true for me too.

Buffymommy 06-07-2007 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by paisjpq
truth be told I love noone....except myself, my dog and maybe my horse.


Ha ha! That made me think of my hubby telling me that "You love Buck more than me!" I told him "No dear!" I can't blantantly admit that can I?

The Indomitable DrugS 06-07-2007 12:31 PM

I love DrugS and drugs.

Congrats Morte' --- your thread has now offically become an eyesore....and don't think I'm not patting myself on the back for my fine contributions to it.

Mortimer 06-07-2007 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by paisjpq
truth be told I love noone....except myself, my dog and maybe my horse.

Cheap speed.







I have to make a "correction."

Mortimer 06-07-2007 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS
I love DrugS and drugs.

Congrats Morte' --- your thread has now offically become an eyesore....and don't think I'm not patting myself on the back for my fine contributions to it.

God knows you've always been there for me.








It has served its purpose well.

The M Team has been birthed.

Do with it what you will.

2 Dollar Bill 06-07-2007 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by my miss storm cat
Oh, me! Me! I love you!



Hey Morty why can't i explain the popsicle thing here again? :p

Kidding.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ...So that is what happen on the Skateboard...!!:p

Mortimer 06-07-2007 01:35 PM

Hey....BentMyPud.




























































































This post's for you.

Buffymommy 06-07-2007 01:36 PM

BE NICE to 2$ Morty.

Mortimer 06-07-2007 01:51 PM

But be nicer to 2 dollah MommyDearest or she won't love you long time.

Buffymommy 06-07-2007 01:52 PM

You are being a big meanie today.

Mortimer 06-07-2007 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Buffymommy
You are being a big meanie today.

I have a message from Mr. Sterling for you.




He said he will be back after the show and sends his love.

And keep a bowl of swill for him.

Speaking of swill....BB King was so thankful to you after the dinner you prepared for him he crafted his hit song that very same night:






The Swill Is Gone.

Buffymommy 06-07-2007 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
I have a message from Mr. Sterling for you.




He said he will be back after the show and sends his love.

And keep a bowl of swill for him.

Speaking of swill....BB King was so thankful to you after the dinner you prepared for him he crafted his hit song that very same night:






The Swill Is Gone.

LOL

paisjpq 06-07-2007 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
Cheap speed.







I have to make a "correction."

you are a very bad man.

I love you almost as much as MY stuffed Zebra.

Mortimer 06-07-2007 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by paisjpq
you are a very bad man.

I love you almost as much as MY stuffed Zebra.

ror!!



Now just a minute here.

There are several points to cover,but are you tellin' me...



...are YOU tellin' ME you have a stuffed zebra???

paisjpq 06-07-2007 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
ror!!



Now just a minute here.

There are several points to cover,but are you tellin' me...



...are YOU tellin' ME you have a stuffed zebra???

maybe

Mortimer 06-07-2007 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by paisjpq
maybe


Get outta heah...you don't.

I'm the only fool who had one as his fav child animal...and still treasures it to this day.


I especally need him after a scary Ghost Hunters segment.

They aren't that many.



As for the rest...your post suggested you did not love me ..therefore the correction...but if you do I will recorrect.



Also...I hate the way noone looks.What a dumb word.I have to always do it no one as I detest the former.

Just a note to myself.

Payson Dave 06-07-2007 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by paisjpq
maybe

Does it have stripes???...and a furry ball at the end of its tale??

paisjpq 06-07-2007 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
Get outta heah...you don't.

I'm the only fool who had one as his fav child animal...and still treasures it to this day.


I especally need him after a scary Ghost Hunters segment.

They aren't that many.



As for the rest...your post suggested you did not love me ..therefore the correction...but if you do I will recorrect.



Also...I hate the way noone looks.What a dumb word.I have to always do it no one as I detest the former.

Just a note to myself.

I agree with you about the word noone....there's a lot of words that i don't like the look of.

you got me on the zebra....but I DO have a very large stuffed platypus that was a gift from an old boyfriend...it's the only stuffed animal that Mrs. P has not been allowed to destroy, so that must mean i love it....and I love YOU more than that.
I will let Debodeb have her day....but I expect better from you in future days.

Mortimer 06-07-2007 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by paisjpq
I agree with you about the word noone....there's a lot of words that i don't like the look of.

you got me on the zebra....but I DO have a very large stuffed platypus that was a gift from an old boyfriend...it's the only stuffed animal that Mrs. P has not been allowed to destroy, so that must mean i love it....and I love YOU more than that.
I will let Debodeb have her day....but I expect better from you in future days.

Oh my God.





I'm vaporized.

I will recorrect....I knew you wouldn't do me like that intentionally.

DOD will be Monday's

Mortimer 06-07-2007 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Payson Dave
Does it have stripes???...and a furry ball at the end of its tale??


..uh...Dave....


...do you realize you're asking if a zebra has...




....STRIPES!!?.....

Payson Dave 06-07-2007 03:22 PM

Yes....



the reason I ask is..


..


..



oh never mind...

Payson Dave 06-07-2007 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by paisjpq
I will let Debodeb have her day....but I expect better from you in future days.





and don't make thebby say it twice!!!!

my miss storm cat 06-07-2007 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by 2 Dollar Bill

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ...So that is what happen on the Skateboard...!!:p

You need a spanking now...

Oh and Popsicle Gal won today. :D :cool:

That's my girl.....

Mortimer 06-07-2007 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Payson Dave
and don't make thebby say it twice!!!!


Well you know ,Dave...


...that reminds me of a song. And I think ThebbyTwoTimes is a great new name for her.




Fine work.

You're posting at a very high level.

paisjpq 06-07-2007 05:52 PM

it does sound more feminine than thebbage fuselage

Mortimer 06-07-2007 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by paisjpq
it does sound more feminine than thebbage fuselage


!!


Yes...I must say it was great at first,but the luster has worn off.



ThebbyTwoTimes it is!!















Oh gosh......I'm getting a woody.




I MUST HIDE!!!

Payson Dave 06-07-2007 07:48 PM

lol.... stop now.. your gonna make people spit there lemonade all over their keyboards.

Rileyoriley 06-07-2007 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by my miss storm cat
Oh, me! Me! I love you!

Especially now that your avatar is a little less creepy.

Hey Morty why can't i explain the popsicle thing here again? :p

Kidding.

Was this part of the talent competition? I miss so much when I go to work.:mad:

Rileyoriley 06-07-2007 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
Well since you had to go and publish their photo...let's identify each one...shall we?




From left to right:

Thebbage,DebODeb,Carla and MyKittyKat.

And I've never looked better might I add!:D

Payson Dave 06-07-2007 08:14 PM

I went back and checked....you sure are in fine compny...I might add...

Rileyoriley 06-07-2007 08:17 PM

And it's all real! No plastic surgery for Morty's Girls!

Payson Dave 06-07-2007 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
And it's all real! No plastic surgery for Morty's Girls!

may need a front view just to be sure of that though....


er I mean to see the genuine smiles

Rileyoriley 06-07-2007 08:27 PM

You'll have to speak to GPK. He has all the negatives.:D


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