This just in....The Talent Competion involves some recitation of Poetry and the proper identification of the poet....

For an all expese paid weekend with Morty in the Snowy Woods, who wrote the following:

Angel rare, angel true,
Nothing moves me as have you.

Mind alive, eyes aflame,
I see your face, I cry your name.

Answer distant, faint the call,
I pray you'll hear me after all.

Morty, I hope for your sake that the correct answer is not submitted by one of the gentlemen members...

could I have radio talk show hosts for $100 alex?

what no pics of the winners

This just in....The Talent Competion involves some recitation of Poetry and the proper identification of the poet....






BLECH!!

I think these girls are more Mortimer's style......

Isn't that the kid from "The Addams Family"???:eek:

more than likely the girls Morty had on mind....

Well okay, since your Thebby showed up (guess she got the pm too? :D ) and hey... if AJ and BTW are contestants i suppose it won't hurt to at least enter the talent competition.....

Hang on, let me put my dart gun down....

... and change my outfit, take down my hair, take these off.....

A-hem..... I'd like to perform my interpretation of the entries for race 2 at Hollywood Park tomorrow.

Turn down the lights.....

Music please.....

Lucid.
Lollapolooza.
In My Life.
Wild Sissy.

Getnhotnhere...




and Popsicle Gal.

I don't think I can beat that. I may have to withdraw from the competition.

Oh okay, me too!

C'mon, let's go get a drink or something.

Bye Morty! Pick a good one! :p

Sounds good! It was a long day at work. Meet you there.:)

...need help......oh my God...can't breath.......weak.....yow...........holy cow........gimme a break already.........!!!!!..........




Precious love
Ill give it to you
Blue as the sky and deep in the
Eyes if a love so true
Beautiful face
You make me feel
Lite on the stairs and lost in the
Air of a love so real

And you can count on me girl
You can count on my love woman
You can count on me baby
You can count on my love to see you through

Emerald eyes and china perfume
Caught in the wheel and lost in
The feel of a love so soon
Ruby lips
You make my song
Into the night and saved by the lite
Of a love so strong

Chorus:
See you thru
....oooh
You can count on me girl
You can count on my love











thud

question:

why is there 15 miles of dead air on morty's posts?
what is the freaking point
?????????????

To spur nimrods on to posts like yours.

Having fully recovered...



....I am overwhelmed with the success of this fine effort.

I am distressed AuntyCooby chose to abstain....however.







But we can make her an add-on later.









Behold the beauty of MORTY'S GIRLS:









DebODeb The RedOHead


Carla ..the collector of Fine Thoughts


Thebbage Fuselage.....Swaying and Delaying


MyKittyKat..thud







Here they cooooome......Miss A Moooooorty's Girls







Let's give them a big rounnd of applause.

callie and i are very happy for you!

I just assumed it was homage to the exhibition Robert Ryman had at the Museum of Modern Art.....


http://www.tate.org.uk/tateetc/issue...bergseated.jpg


http://www.diabeacon.org/exhibs_b/ry...hibs_b-top.jpg


http://www.alexcalinescu.com/news/im...3028msmall.jpg

I just assumed it was homage to the exhibition Robert Ryman had at the Museum of Modern Art.....

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Ah!



My Sweet knows everything.

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Never display photos of MORTY' GIRLS again ,sir.






NEVER.

There is no point.

He wants people to scan his dead as dirt crap just to check if he has anything cogent to say.

It may actually happen some day, but that's not the way to bet that prop.

He's just a shameless, attention-driven, sad kid.

!!











rule-eng un ze flour




leff-eng may ess oaf!!!













The lead member of the 3 Amoebas has spoken.









What a neanderthal.





Yer basic homo erectus.






And what have you.
























Don't ya just hate me?









=;>

The swine is particularly foul today.









Is his problem JEALOUSY.....perhaps??

I had a Sal's Gals thread in mind one of these days.....

Perhaps S2S is upset you beat him to the punch on his Bruce's Babes thread.

Those are the ones I had in mind anyway.

I don't know if Bruce's Babes has more meaning than I think.....but it's pretty funny as it is.




OOOOOOOOOO

There is no point.

That's what Rockwell said about Picasso.



He wants people to scan his dead as dirt crap just to check if he has anything cogent to say.

Well no.

I type my dead as dirt crap to bring out virulent swine such as yourself.

Your posts then make mine look pretty.



It may actually happen some day, but that's not the way to bet that prop.

Oh...this was a good one.





NOT!







He's just a shameless, attention-driven, sad kid.

Shameless?

Ah don't thank so.

Attention driven?

=;>


Sad?

=;<


Kid?

Aren't we all?










Go back and get us another post.

This one was pretty bad.

How did you know that?

sorry babe, your #1 fan Balletto ain't around anymore.

Well since you had to go and publish their photo...let's identify each one...shall we?




From left to right:

Thebbage,DebODeb,Carla and MyKittyKat.

We all know she loved me so

I love you more than I love Morty... But not more that BTW.

You only love me because I'm the prettiest man alive.

No. That would be my hubby. You can be #2. :)

I thought it was because you are the most humble.

Nope.

That's Emily's reason.

Oh, me! Me! I love you!

Especially now that your avatar is a little less creepy.

Hey Morty why can't i explain the popsicle thing here again? :p

Kidding.

I thought.....nevermind

You thought what?

Maaaa'm......will you please get off the popsicle thing already!