dont hate me cause i'm beautiful

this is a bizarre Derbytrail version of the batchelor, except that in this edition there is a noticeable lack of interest on the female side, almost as if nobody is interested in winning. hmmm?

the girls who did audition were tricked into thinking they will win a date with blackthroatedwind.

I don't.

You're going to have to do a LOT better than that.








NO.

They always are.

Its still early...wait for the late closers !

[ btw.. I didnt mean...... late closers = last call @ 4am bar ]

I will be mighty unhappy if I don't see auditions by Thebby and MyKittyKat by this evening.


As well as AuntyCooby.








Eddeby Abby ....r u listening?

dare I say....featherlike?

I thought you learned last night why I can't be one of your "girls"

HELLO!!!!













FINE WORK THEBBY!









THEBBAGE FUSELAGE BECOMES MEMBER NUMBER 3 !!!!

splendid...where do I pick up my paycheck?

( Ma'am...please.......ixnay on the oneymay)

my bad...I always work for free.

(new address and working hours...PLEASE!!)

just for the record, i'm not a contestant.

You're trying too hard.










Think of it this way....


.....woud you rather be a Philski Boy??

:eek:

This is very tiring.






The auditions are sapping me.

I must rest.







The rest of you....


.....don't disappoint me.

!!!!!







ror!








NO!