dont hate me cause i'm beautiful

this is a bizarre Derbytrail version of the batchelor, except that in this edition there is a noticeable lack of interest on the female side, almost as if nobody is interested in winning. hmmm?

the girls who did audition were tricked into thinking they will win a date with blackthroatedwind.

I don't.

You're going to have to do a LOT better than that.








NO.

They always are.

Its still early...wait for the late closers !

[ btw.. I didnt mean...... late closers = last call @ 4am bar ]

I will be mighty unhappy if I don't see auditions by Thebby and MyKittyKat by this evening.


As well as AuntyCooby.








Eddeby Abby ....r u listening?

dare I say....featherlike?

I thought you learned last night why I can't be one of your "girls"

HELLO!!!!













FINE WORK THEBBY!









THEBBAGE FUSELAGE BECOMES MEMBER NUMBER 3 !!!!

splendid...where do I pick up my paycheck?

( Ma'am...please.......ixnay on the oneymay)

my bad...I always work for free.

(new address and working hours...PLEASE!!)

just for the record, i'm not a contestant.

You're trying too hard.










Think of it this way....


.....woud you rather be a Philski Boy??

:eek:

This is very tiring.






The auditions are sapping me.

I must rest.







The rest of you....


.....don't disappoint me.

!!!!!







ror!








NO!

You mean it wasn't for a date with BTW? Oh, well then I am out!

They better be young. :)

Ma'am......what is your primary malfunction here?












What part of NO do you not understand?

But even they have to be tricked.

But I love him...

I'd be wary of this. The next thing that the winner of this audition will hear is "it puts the lotion on its skin".

OOOOOOOOOO

l: l: l: l: l:

Well you're not getting anywhere telling me that.







Go over into the Paddock and tell HIM!

I told him so yesterday, but to no avail...

May I then suggest a final bowl of your fine swill with a Shakespearian twist??

Callie and Angela have sent e-mails to me and auditioned.










Can you say 5!!?

can you say big liah!!



callie told me last night she was muah girl



i had to turn down angela so you can have her.

ror!


Phooey.










I'm tossing them both back to you Uncly Trust.

this thread is unofficially closed

The auditioning period will soon be over.










Don't you get shut out!!

Stand by for round two, the swimsuit competition.

Dare .....I ask....what is the Talent Competition ? :p

I have the right to remain silent...but i'm not sure that I have the ability...:D

Oh boy this outta be good!:)