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miraja2 05-02-2008 02:23 PM
There have been a lot of great individual sentences around here recently.
PG85's "I am a legend" masterpiece comes to mind. DrugS's "Ann Landers" quip is also a classic.

But I think:
Quote:
Originally Posted by sumitas
He was even ejaculating just standing there.
is without question the greatest sentence in the history of this website.

miraja2 05-02-2008 02:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
You took the words out of my mouth. Easily one of the creepiest posts in DT history, congrats Sumitas.
One of?
What else even comes close?

ArlJim78 05-02-2008 02:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by miraja2
One of?
What else even comes close?
you must be another from the antiseptic tv world.

i'm still trying to figure out that line.

paisjpq 05-02-2008 03:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sumitas
I always think back to when I saw Golden Missile at Milfer farm last November. It was a week after he arrived from Kentucky. He was shown to me in his round pen. There he stood with a huge erection as he was distracted by all the fillies nearby. He was even ejaculating just standing there. Then he bounced out of the pen to his stall. What a virile stallion he is. He is full of energy and has much desire for the fillies.

wow...

gotta go with creepy....

and no, not because of my antiseptic world....
I've collected stallions for AI, foaled mares and even seen (gasp) Golden Missile breed....

but this post is just too much.

GPK 05-02-2008 03:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sumitas
I always think back to when I saw Golden Missile at Milfer farm last November. It was a week after he arrived from Kentucky. He was shown to me in his round pen. There he stood with a huge erection as he was distracted by all the fillies nearby. He was even ejaculating just standing there. Then he bounced out of the pen to his stall. What a virile stallion he is. He is full of energy and has much desire for the fillies.

Ejaculating while standing is over-rated anyways...


well...ah f*ck it...never mind.

GBBob 05-02-2008 09:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sumitas
I always think back to when I saw Golden Missile at Milfer farm last November. It was a week after he arrived from Kentucky. He was shown to me in his round pen. There he stood with a huge erection as he was distracted by all the fillies nearby. He was even ejaculating just standing there. Then he bounced out of the pen to his stall. What a virile stallion he is. He is full of energy and has much desire for the fillies.
bump

:)

chucklestheclown 04-14-2010 12:17 AM
Bump. To "relieve the pressure" of the stresses of Derby Fever.
:zz:
(I missed this the first time around so thank you for referencing it philcski)

santana 04-14-2010 04:38 AM
The question is , where is Cowgirlintexas?

miraja2 04-14-2010 09:49 AM
That post just never gets old.
Something about the rhythm of the writing and the utter creepiness of the sentiment comes together to form horsey-board perfection.

Merlinsky 04-14-2010 11:00 PM
Ahh this is the 2nd time I've been scarred by this post. The first time I followed a url on another thread but didn't look at the thread title. The 2nd time I click on this one and read it all over again. Oh well. Creep me out once, shame on you... creep me out twice...

clyde 04-15-2010 05:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by santana (Post 635911)
The question is , where is Cowgirlintexas?


Would ..Texas surprise you?




( It's him---right? )


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