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Mortimer 06-06-2007 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buffymommy
Here's Buffy...




See I will play nice if you will Mortikins.









Bloody awful.



















ror!




I have to say....fine work......good job.





You look a lot better than I thought you did.









But who's kidding who here?










I mean you're not exactly Printheth Doreen.......know what ahm sayin'?









Thank you for your participation.














But I have to say....




















...uh no.

blackthroatedwind 06-06-2007 09:45 AM

I see she tried to fool you with a picture of Carla.

Mortimer 06-06-2007 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackthroatedwind
I see she tried to fool you with a picture of Carla.



I hope I can stifle this one.
I can't.





















RULE-ENG UN ZE FLOUR!!!!









LEFF-ENG MAY ESS OAF!!!!!

Mortimer 06-06-2007 09:47 AM

GOO-FOO!

Mortimer 06-06-2007 09:49 AM

Shame on you MommyDearest.





Submitting a photo of another poster is a very serious offense.





You may not audition next year....I'm sorry.

Mortimer 06-06-2007 09:52 AM

Gee.





I didn't know Carla was into posing nude.

She's got great eyes,though.

Mortimer 06-06-2007 09:53 AM

And would you look at that noble snout.

Antitrust32 06-06-2007 09:59 AM

if I give you the trifecta for the 5th race at belmont today will you pick me? please?

Buffymommy 06-06-2007 10:01 AM

Oh, you silly men. That really is Buffy.

Mortimer 06-06-2007 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32
if I give you the trifecta for the 5th race at belmont today will you pick me? please?


UnclyTrust..





...really.

Mortimer 06-06-2007 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buffymommy
Oh, you silly men. That really is Buffy.

Carla is Buffy.












thud

2 Dollar Bill 06-06-2007 10:35 AM

I just got out of a meeting with Fox Tv.... How sooon can we get this on TV ? They want to move a cops show and get this on the air by saturday! :p

Bystander 06-06-2007 10:39 AM

All you men posting here must have heard about Morty's soft hands.

Mocking?

Pathetic.

Mortimer 06-06-2007 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2 Dollar Bill
I just got out of a meeting with Fox Tv.... How sooon can we get this on TV ? They want to move a cops show and get this on the air by saturday! :p


NO










GO TO BED!

Mortimer 06-06-2007 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bystander
All you men posting here must have heard about Morty's soft hands.

Mocking?

Pathetic.


YES!!!








CARE-LA BECOMES THE SECOND MORTY'S GIRLS!!

Buffymommy 06-06-2007 10:44 AM

OK, no more playing with you. You confuse Buffy for some Carla girl.

Bystander 06-06-2007 10:45 AM

Aunty Cooby?
I see that brain damage is acting up again.
Morty, I love the picture you sent me of your hands. So kind and....

soft.


2 Dollar Bill 06-06-2007 10:47 AM

*********Available On Tuesday June 19, 2007
The DVD release of
Morty's Girls Gone Wild $29.95

[ also available in Blue Ray Disk ]

******pre-orders @ Amazon June 16, 2007*******

Mortimer 06-06-2007 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bystander
Aunty Cooby?
I see that brain damage is acting up again.
Morty, I love the picture you sent me of your hands. So kind and....

soft.



Oh my God.





I must make the proper correction. You both are so much alike.















THE FRIGGIN PHOTO IS TO DIE FOR!!!







OOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOO

Mortimer 06-06-2007 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buffymommy
OK, no more playing with you. You confuse Buffy for some Carla girl.



I got 6 months in the big house for that last time it happened.


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