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Q: Why is a blonde like a stamp?
A: Both get licked, then stuck, and finally sent on their way.
Q: Why do saunas remind some people of blondes?
A: Cuz both are steamy and wet on entry, and hey, they don't mind if you bring friends.
Q: What's the difference between a Mosquito and a blonde?
A: On slapping a Mosquito, it
will stop sucking.
Q: How would a blond interpret 6.9?
A: A 69 interrupted by a period.
Q: What's a blondes favorite Nursery Rhyme?
A: HumpMe DumpMe.
Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob?
A: Cuz everyone gets a turn.
Q: How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?
A: He's the one with the belt buckle the matches the impression in her forehead.
Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?
A: They've both swallowed a lot of seamen.
Q: Why don't blondes talk when having sex?
A: Their Mommies told em never to speak to strangers.
Q: What do a 250cc Scooter and a blonde have in common?
A: They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you on one.
Q: Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach?
A: So her male would get delivered to the right box.
Q: Have you heard about the blonde virgin?
A: She hangs out with the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and your job?
A: Your job still sucks after 6 months.