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Originally Posted by docicu3
The spin doctors have outdone themselves here with this one...
Instead of saying "Tiger wasn't drinking tonight"....we get a line that would have made Bill Clinton proud.
"Alcohol was not a factor in the accident"....
"Tiger was drifting in and out of consciousness"....according to the police chief.
Well if alcohol wasn't a factor what the h ell caused the man's mental status change? I'm voting for the ever talented Big E with the one iron to the cranium. You don't think the Big E busted his windshield when she heard Tiger was double dipping do ya?.
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Closer to the truth than anything released yesterday. And PLEASE can we just skip the "Tiger was taking painkillers for an injury" he recently had.
There is not a sentence or noun anywhere about a recent injury. The Ole' boy is likely mixing his intoxicants and got caught. 2 Beers and 2 Percs = la la land.....
That's why he's in and out of consciousness for the cop and hit a f'kn hydrant and tree that he's driven by a thousand times. The Stepford Wife blew a fuse when it became obvious that not only was fidelity an issue this Thanksgiving, but now she was being made a fool with her husbands new drug issue.
She was going to make sure he understood that she was Thankful for the golf clubs in the house and even though Tiger can't hit a 1 iron, she sure as h ell can. If she goes the distance here, the settlement will be the GNP of a small country. What recession???