Its quite simple.
I am a simpleton.
A hall monitor.
So in order to prove that I really am a hall monitor
and not as I claim, Ask me a frggn question about what
I am not, a Physics teacher.

Then you give me your profession and my turn.
I am enjoying this and so are you. So, ask your question
to expose me as a hall monitor. And I will ask you a question
to expose you as..... as.....
Morty's wet dream.