Now that you are a softball hero/icon again. Why don't you talk up about a big game tonight and then call in tomorrow with a badly sprained ankle. Then go into work with an ace bandage on Monday and play the whole my holiday weekend was ruined because of the ankle deal. You won't even have to fake that bad of a limp because of the 3 days off too.
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Felix Unger talking to Oscar Madison: "Your horse could finish third by 20 lengths and they still pay you? And you have been losing money for all these years?!"
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