I miss repent.

His guilt associated with the hit on the aquarium fish of a political nemisis in his High SChool Young Democrat Club was hiliarious. He likened it to the Watergate break in.

He actually snuck into the garage of his political antagonist and turned the oxygen off in the fish tank while deftly avoiding high security. A planned fish assasination carried out with great care... but the guilt that followed was overwhelming for him.