[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by hi_im_god

"But my Porn name would be "Jack Hammer" if I had anything to do with it."

great name.

unless your porn partner doesn't like the idea of being torn apart. or you being done after 15 seconds.

you might as well call yourself rusty nailer.

if i have a choice i'm going with dr. phil winfrey.

won't be able to keep the ladies away. giggity!

Oooooh baby!