He was a Bay Nose, Lou, you hated him....Shut Up!
 

It doesn't take much nowadays, I guess.

Look how clever these uber-wealthy people were when they named this horse; I'm sure they thought long and hard about it to come up with this.

Ray Paulick
@raypaulick
Oaklawn maiden winner Stayed In For Half is cleverly named since it looks like breeder
@StonestreetFarm
stayed in for half of the Maclean's Music colt when he sold to Kirk and Judy Robison as a yearling.

Let me try:

Clever dog name: Got Her at the Pound
Clever cat name: Found Him in the Alley
Clever baby name: Delivered by C-section
Clever wife name: Delivered by Mail Order

I think Tweeters should have to give their tweets a title.

A clever title for this tweet might be: "Desperate for Advertisers"

The horse is not dark bay or brown, otherwise my thread title would have sounded a lot cleverer...

Would the name “Glue” pass the Jockey Club registry?