Official K-DERBY Thread..VERY sticky
 

Let me first say those of you taking uppers on Smooth Air are in big trouble.

The only reason he will be in the derby is to destroy ant hills.

^^^ Bait technique, well played sir

^^^Person who wants to walk through a tornado cannot like smooth air.

^^^ Person not crazy enough to like Smooth Air, the smartest man eveh summed up his presence quite well

Sticky thrad.

Derby goers will be stunned on Sunday morning when they read the Courier-Journal and find out their Mint Julep's were tainted with Tomcito's piss.

^^^ Very salty lately

Eauxh?



You mean you admire this animal?

OOOOOOOOOO.125 Stevie.

No sir, but I like the technique to get Stevie Poo's presence within one of your noble threads.

Oh Great, another Big Brown or David Carroll thread.

Uh...did anyone ask you for your worthless opinion...ma'am?

^^^ Very mean to a very nice masseuse

^^^ Earning another massage for when I see him next.

You did remember :p ;) :rolleyes: :cool:

Yer mekin' me friggin' sick here already.

^^^ Missing out on masseuse opportunities

^^^ shutupness

lol..Big Brown just joined DT...or at least, that's the name of the newest member

^^ Whatevah you say Your Mathoothneth.

Doomed to perform like PointGiven.

^^^ Point Taken

Anyone else in the smart threads talking up any other obvious donkies for the derby?

I think Recapturetheflag has an excellent chance..Avery?

Ya mean ReacaptureTheSnory?


Shirley you jest.








Two wins in which he was allowed to get loose on the lead and set down sloth like fractions. Loved that 1:43 mile.

Any halfway decent horsey in those two would have had him spinning like a top as they whizzed by him in the stretch.


But he's battle tested...been in some HUGE races.

:rolleyes:

of course I jester...

shirley you must respect Colonel Blake

Stop calling me Shirley.







Of course I respect the newest edition of Califronia's finest....Bob and John and Carol and Alice.



Califronia horseys......oh-ver ray-ted.


By a lot.










The first thing he said when on Churchills track was...






....E-U!-------------DIRT! I will not dithplay my fine form on yucky-poo filth.

Got any more bright ideas?

Projectile vomitting.

BrownSugar just said I'm nerdy in bed!!









thud!

Yea! :p

Make CD half poly / half dirt by next SAturday and see what happens

ror!!












ARE YOU INSANE!!?

He'll win the poly...and fall down go boom on the dirt part.

Good evening Tribe fans and welcome to Kansas City's.........well I forgot the ballparks name ,but it is in Kansas City.

Tonights tv broadcast is a little early as you can see Sissy is on the mound throwing batting practice to help him out of his ...slump.

Yes...he displays better control although the boys in white are knocking his pitches all over the outfield.


















Did I say the boys in white?












Oh my God!


The game HAS started!




KC has 12 runs in the first inning already!







Gosh..I've got to start paying better attention.

I think Sissy Sabathia is a toss out in the Derby.

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Don't sell this guy short,Uncly.



Could surprise.

True I'll make sure I use him underneath the winner. ;)

Make DEM SHOO he is on all your nuerotics.