Did you watch the Golden Globes, sissy?

I don't even know what they are.





But AMERICA'S TEAM!! knows it has the most Heismans


And congress as well as voting fans know who plays in AMERICA'S GAME!!




And it ain't the great Rust Bowl!

Look you can take any SEC school outside of the Mississippis and Vanderbilt and put them in the Big 10 and they'd average in the .700's consistently. That stat is horrendously irrelevant when you put some rational thought into it. But rational thought and Big 10 fans don't go hand in hand. Hey retards, you have 11 teams now.

Yeah and Congressmen also have an affinity for Airport bathrooms too, so it's a given they'd appreciate Ohio State.

I don't think you're giving merasmag enough credit.

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The historical record defies you,....more dreams and no facts.

Do you want your performances over the last 20 years?

Hossy...shush.

Remember....I have been to the worst horsey site of all time.




OK?

Morty? Is that you?

You can. But then I'll pull out my two BCS championship bets and just laugh.

An adjusted line. Haha! Regular season win percentages, Heismans, Baton Boys..LOL.

Yesssssssssssssssssssss!




ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssss!

GOOD!





Also tell her I don't remember who she is!

Are you talking about FaceDisadvantage?

Yes Mini Pants.



Renown as The Best Damn Band in the Land.

Do you have one of those??




Can your band do script alabamy without looking like a huge pretzel???

Sir...I believe you got snotty with me first.





And no returns...by the way.

That's just beyond defensible, Morty. How can you defend a band with a baton boy?

Well we don't wear Baton Rouge.