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Well.. would ya just look at all the pretty Chromie Avatar's :{>:
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Belmont ClydeVivor Contest:
Pick 1 horse in races 2-10 as your winning horse + add 1 other for an exacta. Belmont Stakes-Pick your single win play plus 4 others to use in exotics. First horse listed will be your win play. Prize list will be posted later.:$: Back to work now..................... |
I have already handicapped Race 1 and he is guaranteed WINNAH!!
Thus, I wish to be rewarded with brownies. Not brownie points. Brownies. |
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I mean yes I like brownies too. :D * * * Ah will be posting the picks for the full Bel-Monty day for myself as well as for Mr. Not-terribly-Old-Dog... just have to decide if I want to do it before or after the races tomorrow. |
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~ Breaking News ~
CLYDEFORM racoons, I mean uh reporters are on hand to announce the Dapple Award for the Ned and Hydra Belmonty Stakes...... and the winner is....... Wicked Strong |
His Highness Mortimer's picks:
I am sick of this MarriedToTheMusic is scratched.unscratched and then scratched and then unscratched so **** that 4th race.....in it's entirety.I am replacing it with the first godammity race and I don't care if it doesn't count or does count or scratches and unscratches and **** horsey racing. 1....7,ForeverThing/4.Lt.Seany 2....1,LifeInShambles/7,Legend 3....6,GoldenSoul/4,CatBurglar 5....5,Coup de Grace/8,FaveoriteTale 6....7,UnbridledFprever/13,Euphrosyne 7....4,ClassicPoint/1,CloseHatches 8....1,ReadySignal/4,SomaliLemonade 9....10,ClearlyNow/13Shakin'ItUp 10...1,Imagining/6,SeekAgain 11...4,CommandingCurve----1,MedalCount-3,Matterhorn-10,GenARod -4,Hansen I wish all my fellow players the worst possible luck in this contest.May you all fall flat on your face and lose every race. |
R2: 1 Life in Shambles / 7 Legend
R3: 8 Norumbega / 5 Ever Rider R4: 8 Ben’s Cat :tro: / 9 Positive Side R5: 7 Tonito M / 2 Financial Mogul R6: 7 Unbridled Forever / 8 My Miss Sofia R7: 5 Beholder / 6 Princess of Sylmar R8: 8 Waterway Run / 10 Better Lucky R9: 9 Normandy Invasion / 10 Clearly Now R10: 4 Grandeur / 8 Real Solution Ned and Hydra Belmonty Stakes: 1 Medal Count / 2 California Chrome, 5 Ride on Curlin, 9 Wicked Strong, 11 Tonalist |
R2: #7 Legend-#9 Howl
R3: #5 Ever Rider-#1Eriogena R4: #6 Undrafted-#8 Ben's Cat R5: #3 Havana-#13 Pure Sensation R6: #5 Sweet Reason-#6 Tiz So Sweet R7: #5 Beholder-#1 Close The Hatches!!! R8: #6 Stephanie's Kitten-#1 Ready Signal R9: #5 Moreno-#1 Palace Malace R10: #4 Grandeur-#1 Imagining R11: #8 Commissioner plus #9 Wicked Strong, #10 General a Rod, #1 Medal Count, and #2 California Aluminum |
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I know I am disqualified due to being a "Chromie", Nanana... but who cares.... I am playing anyways.... so there :p
Bring it home Chrome! R1) #2 Bernardo ~ #7 Forever Thing R2) #7 Legend ~ #1 Life In Shambles R3) #Eriugena ~ #2 Ground Transport R4) #8 Ben's Cat ~ #9 Positive Side R5) #3 Havana ~ #10 Kobie's Back R6) #2 House Rules ~ #8 My Miss Sophia R7) #5 Beholder ~ #6 Princess of Sylmar R8) #9 Discreet Marq ~ #10 Better Lucky R9) #10 Clearly Now ~ #1 Palace Malice R10) #3 Rookie Sensation ~ #7 Five Iron R11) #2 California Chrome :{>: ~ #9 Wicked Strong ~ #11 Tonalist ~ #4 Commanding Curve ~ #1 Medal Count Attachment 2367 |
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Just so you know. :p Old Dog, Esquire, has asked me to post picks for him so my terrible picks count for his too. Good luck, everyone, and come home safe good boys and girls. R2.. Life in Shambles, Pass the Coffee R3... Ground Transport, Eriugena R4... Ben's Cat, Marchman R5...Coup de Grace, Kobe's Back R6... Fiftyshadesofgold, My Miss Sophia R7.. Princess of Sylmar, Beholder R8...Better Lucky, Discreet Marq R9... Palace Malice, Normandy Invasion R10...Boisterous, Rookie Sensation R11...California Chrome w/ Matterhorn, Ride on Curlin,, Medal Count, Samraat edit to add these in since no one else is following the rules haha! R12...North Star Boy, Arctic North R13...Protocol, In Trouble |
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race 2 Legend Life in Shambles
race 3 Eriugena(IRE)Ground Transport race 4 Positive Side Marchman race 5 Spot Tonito M. race 6 Unbridled Forever Risque Reality race 7 Princess of Sylmar Close the Hatches race 8 Strathnayer(GB) Better Lucky race 9 Vyjack Capo Bastone race 10 Kaigun Real Solution race11 Commissioner, Curve, Count, Curlin race 12 Shining Copper Red Vine race 13 Pazolini, Kingsford Drive |
Can I play?
Well I don't really care what the answer is I'm playing! 2. Life in Shambles, Legend 3. Micromanage, ground transport 4. Positive Side, Undrafted 5. Havana, Coupe de Grace 6. Sweet Reason, my Miss Sophia 7. Princess, Beholder 8. Stephanie's Kitten, Somali Lemonade 9. Clearly Now, Shakin it Up 10. Real Solution, Five Iron, 11. Wicked Strong, Cali Crome, Ride on Curlin, Samraat, Commanding Curve I see that mt friend Herky is not to be trusted because he is just adding races at his own discretion. ;) |
Herkie and 3 Kings (Welcome!!) you both get to add another horse for the Ned and Hydra Belmonty Stakes.
Good luck! |
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I'll add that Chrome horse. Oh and Mr.3Kings, the people wanted to see my fine picks for the 12th and 13th races |
race 2 Legend Life in Shambles
race 3 Cat Burglar/Micromanage race 4 Marchman?Ben's Cat race 5 Top Fortitude/Kobe's Back race 6 My Miss Sophia/Euphrosyne race 7 Beholder/Close the Hatches race 8 Discreet Marq/Better Lucky race 9 Goldencents/ Normandy Invasion race 10 Seek Again/ Hey Leroy race11 California Chrome/Commissioner/Medal Count/Matterhorn race 12 Artic North/ Red Vine race 13 Quick Money/Bet the Power Let's rock ! |
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Welcome! You can certainly play.:) P.S. Herky is a world renowned cheater.:D |
Prize list:
1. Season 1 of The Brady Bunch in honor of "Alice". RIP:( 2. A beautiful likeness of California Chrome, limited edition. Comes in an authentic Reynalds aluminum foil box. 3. A $100 donation to our very own Sighty-Poo-Kins in winner's name. |
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Feel like we should all do the scene from Freaks... you know, the "one of us" scene? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C4uTEEOJlM&feature=kp .... or maybe not. Adding in my picks for 12 and 13... R12...North Star Boy, Arctic North R13...Protocol, In Trouble Okay Luvs happy Belmont and hopefully happy Triple Crown Day! |
Me thinks Kid Fizzle ate too many crab cakes Preakness Eve.
Crab cakes off. Work good. |
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5 races down and Sighty is the only that has picked a winner... I want my $$ back on my subscription to ClydeFORM :D
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I will post results later. Right now I'm celebrating!!!!:$: Thank you Commissioner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Herk-O-Herk!!! WINS AGAIN!!!!:tro::tro: $306.90 Me-$97.70 3 Kings-$76.20 Geeker-$63.60 Sighty-$58.70 Clyde-$22.70 Old Dog and MMSC (played as a team)-$19.80 Arletta-$6.60 (Your ClydeForm subscription refund is in the mail) Special recognition to Geeker, MMSC, and Old Dog for picking Artic North in one of the non-qualifying races. Any horse with the words Artic and North hold a special place in my :{>:. Hey Clyde!!! Perhaps we should rename it HerkyForm???? |
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Congrats to Herky!!
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Congrats to Herkie for winning and to everyone for everything!!! :D
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Good job Herk :)
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Thanks everyone. Big thanks for the advanced Clydeform tool, that correctly predicted Chromie would grab a quarter and finish off the board. :tro::tro::{>:
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Nice work Herk...but I demand a recount. :p
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if you check the bylaws, cheating is allowed. :p
anywho, tell Clyde that Insecticide has been eradicated. Soooo glad that Chromie got beat. Let's face it, the horse doesn't care and the owner is showing his true colors and they ain't purple and green, they're yellow Horse racing is much more enjoyable when you leave the people out of it. |
Ned and Hydra have replaced all of the "Bring it Home Chrome" signs at Belmonty Park to GO HOME COBURN.
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ClydeForm Belmont Wrap up from The Editor:
I hope all horsey fans are enjoying the night;when it's dark. By golly, that reminds me of a column I wrote for the New York Toast. Here it is: VISCERAL VOMTINGS AVOIDED by Clyde Collinwood-creator of CLYDEFORM!! Visceral vomitings may be a redundancy,but it sounds nifty and a bit poetic.Anyhoo----Ticket Wrong didn't do sa hot,thereby laying to waste all the Toasties.Better yet,CaliforniaAluminum failed to do so and that sent psychotic reactions throughout the Chromester Community. It was a very satisfying Saturday of atonement.One had to visualize Sali hanging some in the stretch and Ticket Wrong was only able to beat mostly locals at the NY tracks.A highly overrated horsey.If you were a subscriber to CLYDEFORM!!.....you had the winner and all the exotics.CLYDEFORM!! even predicted the dead heat for fourth.Some will say,"'HEY!! Your picks were wrong.I saw them!" Uh,no. Those public picks are done in code. Users know this. It protects them from paying for what everyone else would get for free.They know the code and they know that CLYDEFORM!! is the hottest ticket going.But getting back to the big dance,I think Stevie Coburn should be appointed ambassador to N.Korea.He is so perfectly suited for that position given his having birthed a live cow on the big stage. Ticket Wrong was a no show and apparently SaliChrome's push button malfunctioned.Perhaps now the Toasties and the Chromesters will commiserate over mookies and hydrated cornflakes.The only two groups in history matching these two's plethora of pernicious predictions were Heaven's Gate and Hugh Beaumont's drinking buddies. We should all find ourselves in horsey happiness over the immense failure of Toasties and Chromesters.Their bombast and snottings have been slammed back into their little pinch faces and their lives in ruins.They have nothing else to do.I find this a most pleasant thought.Let us not forget the inclusion of those whose only reason for living is to see a triple crown happen.They may be the most irascible party poopers of all time and should consider minor league hockey. Gosh this is so fun!! Andy Beyer,48.5 for the first half mile of a 12 paneler is not slow.Stop drinking the BeyerAid. Now, some maybe can really, really understand the meaning of keepin' it real and given 'em steel.That is how this unparalleled writer sees the result of the 2014 running of the Belmonty Steaks. Celebrate with me,won't you? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMUyf05cA7k |
From he who shall not be named...
Greetings from South Water St. and East Summit, where the doomed are never desperate and only the clocks tell the time. Unfairness not only runs on Belmont's dirt,but on each and every one of our life paths.It's just not fair.God better get a move on and stop the unfairness. All the same,I would like to type ;this contest really blows.It wasn't fair.I had to go up against too many players.That's not fair.You have SightyPoo slinging rib crackers at every corner and that was a distraction.Then there was BrownSugah mekin' copies and epoxy brownies along with a Chromester (although a mild one) who I felt played nikkidie and the contest owner imploring all to cheat.There were players in and out with the last new shooter being FiveKingsInAStraightPokerGame.I strongly suspect he cheated.Beefherky should have been tossed because anyone afforded CLYDEFORMS!! advanced handicapping tools is at an insurmountable advantage. Anyone notice the flame out at NoAdvantage by Insecticide(TM)? Somewhat reminiscent of JihadScientist.Of course, SpecialMethamphetamineMan just disappeared which was kind of expected considering his historic "lol@ Chrome not hitting the boards"...."lol@ Tonalist"...".lol@ you all.The other Belmont horses are running for second place". Those were just a few of the suicidal comments made by the environmental hazzard.I had the strong feeling all three of these ThaiGuys were made up of one cross dresser. So many good things to take from that Belmont.Fairness does pop up now and then....however:We dasn't forget those wonderful amenities made available to the huge throngSaturday.Boy,does the NYRA know how to stiff its patrons,or what? Was noticed by me that many attendees posted how they were not exactly happy campers over the whole mess.There was an expected feeble attempt by Toasties to somehow come up with wild NYRA defenses,but boy did they give up the "ah did not know the gun was loaded" routine, right ricky ticky. By the by,this constitutes my very last post at NerdyTrail.Mega doo dahs!! to my surrogate,Deborah LunarLady.I think there were times she imagined applying a ligature to my neck....but she knows competent autopsy room physicians can spot that right quick. I should also thank doo dah!!,LittleRun and Betty Gioia Crocker for also pasting up a post or two for me. There is no reason for me anymore.(Golly I love talking about me;more!!)I have been darted multiple times at each of the horsey boards.In off board life, unless I give people a mini Heshey bar, no one likes me.I have no zebra-----I have no penguin.I have no reason. I will now make my final exit....as only I can.I'm in a darkened room where only I can be seen via a soft spotlight.My exit begins as I walk to a door,open it,go through it...and shut it. The door opens again and I reappear as I discover that door led to an itty bitty closet.I now walk to the other side of the room and find a door that is truly the exit.Open,walk through ....shut. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=At3FH01FlWU |
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