Gary Moore ? He was the host of that game show in the 1960's.

What do Gary Moore and Gary Moore both have in common ?

This is addressed to the CEO of CLYDEFORM and it is a request.

I cannot start another handwringing, woeful thread in the pad lock BUT I am very concerned and would like a moment of your time.

Shirley you remember the American Derby a few years ago which the very nice boy, Workin' for Hops won... right?

So check this out:

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Arlington - Friday, May 30, 2014
Arlington CLAIMING $5,000

Purse $11,000. For Three Year Olds And Upward Which Have Not Won Two Races Since August 30, 2013 Or Have Never Won Four Races. Three Year Olds, 118 Lbs.; Older, 124 Lbs. Non-winners Of A Race Since April 30, 2014 Allowed 3 Lbs. Claiming Price $5,000 (Races Where Entered For $4,000 Or Less Not Considered In Eligibility Or Allowances). Seven Furlongs. (All Weather Track)

1 1 Workin for Hops (KY) 7/G L $5,000 :( :confused: O Vergara, Jr. 1147 K Zavash 2/1
2 2 Strong Luck (FL) 6/G L $5,000 N Vigil 124 M R Yanez 4/1
3 3 Dubai Kingdom (KY) 4/G L $5,000 E Perez 121 M Perez 10/1
4 4 Epic Phelps (IL) 6/G L $5,000 S Sanjur 1147 D DiZeo 6/1
5 5 Flashy Green (KY) 7/G L $5,000 S Russell 121 R E Dobbs, Jr. 10/1
6 6 Broken Bow (FL) 5/G L $5,000 E Cosme 121 D Poulos 20/1
7 7 Forest King (KY) 8/G L $5,000 E Esquivel 124 H H Robertson 5/1
8 8 Dominant Suh (KY) 6/G L $5,000 R B Homeister, Jr. 121 I Mason 9/2


So what I want to know is can we have the occasional theme day up until the running of the Belmont Stakes?

We can have act like a whore day, Old Dog Appreciation Day, Let's all be nice to the person we like the least day, Wish Workin For Hops Luck Day (obviously that's Friday), pay homage to Clydiepoo Day, Dolphin Day (no not that kind of dolphin), Pud Tales Day and on and on.

As Aragorn says in lotr return of the kings "what say you?"

So for Friday I'm not asking that we all hold hands and sing kumbaya or anything but can it be a day dedicated to him and the other nice graded stakes winners who end up in these 5k claiming races where they don't belong?

If it's no that's fine Morty... just let me know so I can start baking (you get a cake if it's no). :p

Now which day is California Chrome Day? :D

The shiny and official, uber d'uber, c'est magnifique response from Breadquarters:


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OK,let's get one thing straight;stop calling me Shirley.

My time is precious, as you know.It's my generosity that allows me to share some of it with a plebe such as yourself.

To start;no,I did not know of this American Derby thing,but it is cases such as you cite that are very upsetting.I will grant you theme days.I think at least one should be in behoovenence of horsey's as you mentioned.As far as the rest of your suggestions are concerned:


We can have act like a whore day----Uhm,it seems to me every day is act like a HO day around here.

Old Dog Appreciation Day----doo dah!! is appreciated every day,too.

Let's all be nice to the person we like the least day----BARF!!

Wish Workin For Hops Luck Day (obviously that's Friday)----Granted.

Pay homage to Clydiepoo Day----keepah-keepah!!!!

Dolphin Day (no not that kind of dolphin)----Noticing your exception.....no.

Pud Tales Day---- Oh let Deb-O-Deb tell hers.She's got a lot of them.

Califronia ....who????

From Breadquarters:

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It seems like perhaps,given me answers to your requests,you will be baking me that cake.

I only ask this time you use standard Portland Cement and not the High/Early strength type normally used in your recipe.


Thanks in advance.

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... and a happy WfH day to you too.

MMSC maybe it's time to toss that pill cutter and take the full dose






RoR :{>:

RoR Geekie. :{>:

Since WfH scratched what shall today be (and yes, more pills svp)? Any suggestions?

One week till The Full Bel-Monty... I think maybe Ms. Arletta should designate the day...

What shall we celebrate today, L?

Shall it be California Chrome Day? :D

No.. That can wait until next Saturday :D

Let the grumpy/Bah Humbugger one decide if he so wishes to participate.

I don't speak for the grumpy/Bah Humbugger, but Ned and Hydra were thrilled that so many Chromesters showed up to watch Mr. Chrome workout this morning.

Such lovely people.

Who doesn't love the classic game of I Got Your Hat?

http://instagram.com/p/oq2XMALMuY/#

I was asked to post this bit of tomfoolery...

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Uh, SightyKins.....have you become the Maggie equivalent in reporting the doings of the elite?Did the Belmonts mention if the Chromesters had bright,dapply coats?


Anyways,I proclaim today and every day leading to June 7 as Whack A Chromester Day.

That Saturday will be Commanding Curve Day;Chromessters may not participate.

When the race has run....we shall celebrate CommandingCurve's victory by having Whack A Chromester Again Hour.



I despise Chromester fans more than those disgusting Michigan fans.That's bottom of the barrel.

Why yes, yes I have. :D

Good news, California Chrome will now be attempting the triple crown wearing Skechers on his feet.



Oh and it turns out that Baffert is just Rockhardten's toy boy.



Pretty exited today, as I'm expecting my advanced tool from Clydeform in the mail.


Still no word from the Belmont's. :mad::mad:

Clydeform's group of undercover reporters have uncovered that the Elite has dubbed Ride On Curlin, Mr. Personality and Tonalist as TDH (Tall, Dark and Handsome.)

More to come...

Kid Fizzle will not contest the Belmonty Stakes; however, he will still be available for rides in the picnic area.

Pass, but let me know if rides on Matterhorn will be available.

He is stationed at the smoochies booth.

Aaah very good.

Important press release fr om the CEO (and only a day late):

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PooSightyKins----Ned Belmont ( great guy) is very impressed by your Maggie work and your steadfastness in getting up to the minute reportage from my raccoons....whoa!!....I mean crack undercover reporting team.

There's probably a promotion onto his personal staff for you,know what ahm thayin'?



BeefHerky:You got 4 free months of Clydeform.You must pay for advanced handicapping tools.All the best handicappers have them.Just ask Tom Waites how well they work.


BrownSugah----You're doing fine work; keepin' real and givin' 'em steel.I give you Kiss-Kiss.


Arlettuce; You're a Chromester.Shame on you.


Mom....I miss you're commanding curves.Get back to work here as soon as possible.You must outline the contest rules not to follow very soon now.And wear those yoga pants.Those on you are like sssssssssssso hot!!!!


AbbeyGail....Oh. She's in jail again.Never mind.




For those tone deaf, and you are legion....does Belmonts race track speak anything of California Aluminum?

No.

What about Commanding Curve?

I think the track's sweeping curves might be a hint.You see? The ZC is staring at you.


I have an additional cipher, but Mom would be upset if I mention it again.

Put it this way; Neither the Alcoa's nor Reynolds' are jumping on youknowwho's band wagon.

For $10 dollah one can even "ride" Chrome... well, sorta kinda.

http://thoroughbredaftercare.org/def...ge=16&story=41

All proceeds going to Thoroughbred Aftercare Alliance (TAA).http://thoroughbredaftercare.org/

Geeker's first run with his advanced tool:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTabJrW975Q

Who can turn the world on with her smile? Mary Tyler Moore-mother of siamese twins Gary and Gary.

Mom....I miss you're commanding curves.Get back to work here as soon as possible.You must outline the contest rules not to follow very soon now.And wear those yoga pants.Those on you are like sssssssssssso hot!!!!







Sorry. I was detained.:o


Racing hello fans!!










GODAMMITY!!













Wait a minute.












Hello racing fans!!

This is Clyde Collinwood Speaking.









****AGE!













Wait a minute.











This is Clyde Collinwood....speaking.


Today I present CLYDEFORM!! analysis for the more than Elevendy-ith and something Running of The Ned &Hydra Belmonty Stakes!!.....FREE!!!!


Ned and Hydra are ****in' wonderful people!


I begin by playing a Deb-O-Deb noodle film.












Oh boy.





CLYDEFORM!! needs a little private time before continuing.























ooooo-KAY!!



Heah we go:









But first I would like to say the SaliChromeToxin floating out there and having planted itself in so many people's immune system ,rendering them defenseless against Aluminate' attacks,is sickening!!

Double BLECH!!

Then,right here----on these pages,I have to read about a certain unnamed TrackSkunk person almost in uncontrollable tears thinking they might die without ever seeing a TripleCrown horsey.That is the most important thing in your miserable life??

Is that person and myriad others like her....NUTS!!?-----or what?

Constant NiagraFalls type tear evoking stories about CaliforniaAluminums dirt poor, hard life, poor me connections and their "wonderful" demeanor throughout this series make me sick!




Cry me a rivah already.






(Gosh that was a really,really great noodle film.

WHEW!)





ANYWAYS!!!!........













1.... CALIFORNIA ALUMINUM SECRETARIAT CITATION SUPER HORSEY



Blow me.


MEGA BARF!!



HUGE crink-EL!!....


trash can









2.... DEBBIES HOT STUFF....uh-oh....I mean, COMMANDING CURVE



Get that KEEPAH Machine revved up!!


KEEPHAKEEPAHKEEPAHKEEPAH
KEEPHAKEEPAHKEEPAHKEEPAH
KEEPHAKEEPAHKEEPAHKEEPAH
KEEPHAKEEPAHKEEPAHKEEPAH
KEEPHAKEEPAHKEEPAHKEEPAH
KEEPHAKEEPAHKEEPAHKEEPAH
KEEPHAKEEPAHKEEPAHKEEPAH
KEEPHAKEEPAHKEEPAHKEEPAH!!!!!!!








3.... COMISSIONER


I have to do this gently.



crinkley-poo....


trash canny-kins






4. ....MATUSZAK


Anyone bearing any relative inkling to the Oakland Raiders is enough for me.



crinkle....


trash can










5. RIDE ON CURLIN plus photo of him and SIGHTYPOOKINS-----only 50 CENTS


If Kid Fizzle stayed as an inny,ROC might not finish last.


crinkle....


trash can








6. THE RAT


A Toastie.


....no....



crinkle....


trash can








7. TOGALIST


After this race,he'll not be invited to Sara's Toga-----and he might not even make the YIPPYLIST



crinkle....


trash can








8. WICKED WRONG



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7KK7bXJV2c






nnnnnyyyyyyooooooooooow!!



THUD!!






9. PEBBLE COUNT


keepah











10. MATTERHORN


keepah keepah!








11. GENERAL A ROD


Just can't go with this guy here.A very nice horsey though.....I can't keep him, but I won't crinkle him.
















CLYDEFORM!! says.....stand on your toes and say doo dah!!



ror!!



Kidding.




CLYDEFORM!! says:



COMMANDING DEBBIE----AAAAAHHHH!!!!.....I mean COMMANDING CURVE (the real CC) to win.

e-box with of MATTERHORN and PEBBLE COUNT

Very good Deb :tro:

But I was looking for "they are both dead":p

Damn so close too............................:{>:

The separation surgery didn't work?:(

Deb if CommandingDouchebag wins I'll move to Ohio.......

I think this goes here...

From Breadquarters:

You give CaliforniaAluminum 10 dollah....he love you long time.

But you bet that 10 dollah on him to win.....he stiff you,long time.


Uh, I see you are now on TogaList as the best bet to beat CA-----and off the real CC,CommandingCurve.This is your obstinate side showing.You do not like CLYDEFORM!! and will disconnect from any sign saying you use CLYDEFORM!!




Linda,don't be a fool.

Go, Chrome! (That was from me and not Clyde).

:D

Ummm okaaay what am I missing here and why does he get the special, nicey-nice treatment when ROC is the one who should be getting it???

Actually that was before I looked at the P.P's and my Clydeform didn't arrive until yesterday :D

Who is Linda?

My Clydeform won't print. :mad:

Do you have ClydeFORM+?

Not any more. After signing up, my VISA was billed $2,388 by something called noodlyfilms.net and I started getting nightly calls from "Stella" at an 855 area code, so I canceled.

:tro:

:D..have her call me @ 1-666-IMHORNY:{>::p

What the heck is going on here...just me?...stuff popping up like this.

http://de.dragoneternity.com/register/

https://adblockplus.org/en/firefox ;)

A couple dozen of these just arrived, with a card saying,

http://www.chromesnose.com/

Awww, how nice.
:p

Is it safe?:eek:

100% I use it at work and at home. It keeps all those pesky ads off your screen. You can turn it on some sites if you want and others you can block.

Ok,done on firefox and IE..I better not get nekkid girls popping up or I will be mad..:mad::D