FTFY...just to include the winner:cool:

Stick to gelf...will ya?

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Oh...you should know I'm painting Deborah-O-Deborah.









:p

I'm watching Target Louisville on Bloodhorse and I want to knock that Laffit the 3rd out. That voice gives me douche chills.

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I will start the bidding at $200

Number 9...number 9....number 9

You don't understand...it's a new art form.

I am painting her....on her.





I sectioned her off and numbered each section.

You know 4 is my favorite number...right?






;)

Im a number 6 kinda guy myself...:cool:

That's her left arm.




:rolleyes:

SIR

Back to your handicapping capsule. Derby draw about to happen, and I am expecting the winner by 6:05 EST, 5:05 CST, 4:05 MST, 3:05 PST......

I BEG your frigging pardon....sir.



You will get my complete analysis when I am more than....I mean good and ready.

It will be before Saturday........ so said nuff.

Sir, starting Thursday, I move back to the 1950's without a computer as I will be dancing in the infield of the famed Churchill Downs for three days. Would you be so kind to have analysis complete ASAP so I can take with me this very smart knowledge.

Sir, from the smart threads
 

Kentucky Derby (G1)

$2,000,000, 1 1/4 miles, 3 yo, Churchill Downs, May 3

1. Cool Coal Man, Julien Leparoux 20-1
2. Tale of Ekati, Eibar Coa 15-1
3. Anak Nakal, Rafael Bejarano 30-1
4. Court Vision, Garret Gomez 20-1
5. Eight Belles, Gabriel Saez 20-1
6. Z Fortune, Robby Albarado 15-1
7. Big Truck, Javier Castellano 50-1
8. Visionaire, Jose Lezcano 20-1
9. Pyro, Shaun Bridgmohan 6-1
10. Colonel John, Corey Nakatani 4-1
11. Z Humor, Rene Douglas 30-1
12. Smooth Air, Manoel Cruz 20-1
13. Bob Black Jack, Richard Migliore 20-1
14. Monba, Ramon Dominguez 15-1
15. Adriano, Edgar Prado 30-1
16. Denis of Cork, Calvin Borel 20-1
17. Cowboy Cal, John Velazquez 20-1
18. Recapturetheglory, E. T. Baird 20-1
19. Gayego, Mike Smith 15-1
20. Big Brown, Kent Desormeaux 3-1

EIGHT BELLES !!!!??

I thought she was in the Oaks fer gosh sakes!!

Sir, Owner has been drinking too much jamba juice, got to his brain

This messes me all up!





GEEZ!






I cannot possibly do my complete analysis right now.

I have to go...can I e-mail you the best I can come up with for now in say 2 hours or so?

You MUST promise to tell no one.

Sure thing sir, you can PM me all you like.

I will tell no one, not even Hossy

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^^ is thinking of keying Megahertz on top in his superfecta