It is the same as the one I will be "watching out" for. Same initials as the winner if the first two legs :p

Oh! and by the way, I posted I liked him at 7:49 last night..http://www.derbytrail.com/forums/sho...=53277&page=10

Clyde posted he liked him at 8:42. Just so he doesn't think I am jumping on his cart... whoa!! I mean jumping on his "train" just because the Clydeform says to. :D

Congratulations! You win 100 points plus 10 for being the first to answer.:tro:



By the way, did you know Hollywood is now officially closing? What will happen to all the poor actors and actress's??? Perhaps we can start an "Adopt An Actor" campaign! I'm going to start by adopting the MGM Lion. :{>:

Seabiscuit? :p

Oh.... congrats on the 100 points Arletta! :tro:

Do you get a gift basket too?

Well the "Sea" does make a "C" sound and there is a c in his name so...





WE HAVE ANOTHER WINNAH!!!!!! 100 points:tro:

Yea!!!!! :D

No.. I am disqualified for any prizes.. plus I would be very afraid to open it :D

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The NY stewards have approved wearing of nasal strips with your aluminum foil hats.

Breathe easy, kids.

Have they approved those Crest teeth whitening strips too?:D

From Clyde:


XIY

Well tell him here... since I'm having a problem with one of my eyes it's a double vision version.



When do we post our Belmont picks? Now? :p

No.

The NY Stewards do not wish to encourage pearly white googlies amongst rival horsies.

Has the price gone up or down for that ride? :eek:

https://twitter.com/BetAmerica/statu...354882/photo/1

Hello racing fans.

Gee, that's a perfect lead in for a column I wrote in the Alasksan horsey periodical;HEADIN' FOR NOME.


Here it is:






A TRIPLE CROWN I'D RATHER NOT SEE

by Clyde Collinwood-----creator of CLYDEFORM!!


I look for the Legion of Chromster Super Zero's to begin their pre race sperm spray on or about June 1.That will be The ThaiGuys;The BeachPar-Tay FunGirls will probably be squirting as never before.

If one takes it that I am not exactly a fan of SaliChrome, one would be correct.

Life on this planet, should CaliforniaAluminum win the Belmont,would be more than I could bear.

My life depends on CC NeedsNoRider( thanks Mitch) losing the Belmont.

But will he? Well, why would he? Dr. Espinoza is not all that familiar with the place with the sweeping,but not tight, turns.He just might think it's time to go full throttle just before the mid point of that last turn....or there abouts.Plus, the Chromer hasn't done a mile and a half;but neither have the others.

So?

The required closers will be present.The frontal assault team will also be present.A mid packer joins in the fun.Maybe several will even decide to finally let 'er rip and put some sizzle into the pace.Wouldn't that be great? I can't give a clear reason why Scereteriet II won't win other than the unkown regarding the distance.He's a fine horsey.I don't think it does much for horsey racing of he wins.Can't hurt, but it's not going to make the casinos go away.I don't want him to win beause then I have to do something drastic as there is no way I could take the supersonic orgasms that will be going on for message board months.

CLYDEFORM!! already has chosen CommandingCurve.

Don't let anyone kid you about not picking up on on CLYDEFORM'S choice.Linking up time records is protethting.... too much.CLYDEFORM!! has been strongly hinting at this choice for weeks.You didn't see CLYDEFORM!! picking Kid Fizzle for the Preakless.

As the day draws near, CLYDEFROM will give out the exacta buddy.

Don't let this triple crown happen,God.\

Chromesters are not human.

PooKinsSighty;good catch.

Investigation ( I don't find "vetting" cool.)has shown RideOnCurlin'StillOnlyTenCents will not give anymore rides due to rapdily escalating liability insurance costs.

On the plus side....Kid Fizzle will now be available for circular swings---- only 5 cents.

The diminutive snotface BrownSugah has picked XXII as her Belmont choice.She should not be allowed to change.

The pick.

Not her clothes.

Arlettuce is a devoted user of CLYDEFORM!! no matter how much she wants to deny that fact.


Hasp's picks are never locks,doo dah!! should be locked....and BeefHerky has been assigned a Hunt&Kill with that doorknob dumb non sequitur----Insecticide(TM) as the target.


Do not hope SaliChrome wins the Belmont.This clip shows the NoAdvantage Chromesters Post Preakless Par-Tay.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-VnglGuJfE

Is not this warning enough????

Oh I love him! :D

Too bad JO-EL won't be riding him but then should they really even be running him again?

I should keep that thought to myself.

Okay this is for Mom and the CEO of CLYDEFORM.

I would like to know if there's any way I can trade in my 100 points for one of the bunnies cause I was reading the Durkin (will keep my comments to myself!) thread and I noticed that it appears that someone is in desperate need of a hug for God's sake so ah thought if I could give Cardus-ie a bunny intstead... I mean the person who seems very agitated a bunny it might help. Hooray!



Lastly and not as important BUT are we really maybe going to have a triple crown winner finally and have people saying they hope he doesn't win the Belmont? I don't understand...

The other 11 TC winners.. were there people at the time saying oh pooh and phooey that horse isn't as good as the others?

I'm sorry but this is a joyful time so BE HAPPY YOU ASSHOLES.

Ooopsie I mean go, California Chrome!

:tro::tro:

You may have 100 bunnies!!!! (We forgot to separate them and now we have an overabundance :p).

As far as the Belmont goes, I will not be betting CC because I don't bet favorites so I will look for 1 or 2 possible upset horses. However if CC is pulling away in the stretch, I will be cheering for him because I am a fan before a gambler. :)

I wasn't alive yet, but I think people felt that way about Seattle Slew, or at least that his competition was too weak to really mean something.

Ok, who released the possum?

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/mo...icle-1.1803149

Dammity, Morty!!!

:mad:

Chromies!

:D

"They wrap themselves in aluminum foil in honor of his name. They tweet endless photos of their hero taking baths and feeling frisky. To show support of an almost mythic quest, they wear purple Band-Aids across their noses and green donkey logos on their hats."


http://www.mercedsunstar.com/2014/05...ple-crown.html

Hellmers' Derby outfit looks like it was inspired by Scavs and Elton John.

This is getting beyond kumquatery;this insane parade of Chromester after Chromester making muggy faces after the first two nuggets of the Hypel Crown,proclaiming her as the best horsey ever even before she automatically wins that Hypel Crown and performing and promoting Beatification,and actually hyping themselves -----as if they were actually the animal.

This goes way beyond ZenYaddaYaddaYaddaness,

I would like for you Chromester Sociopaths to step back and look at what you do.

"Oh but it's for the common person as mirrored by CA's connections.We commoners connect."

Uhm....no,no,no,no,no.



You convey reverse anthropomorphism.You puny Earthlings are making yourselves into an animal! All to try and cop the glory of SaliChrome and put it onto yourselves.

Outrageous.

Disgraceful.

Fractious.

This is something I have never done.My all time favorite horsey's,in comparison to the greats, are merely also rans.They did have that one commonality; and that is they were fearless.

Sali is not fearless.Sali has yet to prove she can be tough when facing trouble.Well guess what Chromesters? Aluminum is about to get one big ol' face full of toughness testing trouble.The name of that test is LittleAndy.




Oh my God.


I mean ....BigSandy.



I cannot wait to see your little snotty, pouty faces after Aluminum gets soundly thrashed.I live for the moment of breathing Chromester free air.I live for that moment you Chromesters have your Chrome Domes blown of your little pinheads.

:d

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He now has a song for all the Chromies to sing :D

Bring it Home Chrome!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdQS08KqqFE

Feel dizzy, odd . . .

It's like someone . . . or something . . . is inside my head . . . :zz:

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I cannot read j-pegs as I am not allowed to be an NT member.....MS. ARLETTUCE.I
would think your links are Chromester snottings, but I can't prove it.

(This is really for SightyPooKins.SightyKins....the Chromesters are beginning to
out number us and would like to poison our noodles so as to become like them.

BLECH!!

Oh my God.I forgot Sighty does not know how to read inside of parenthesis.I only
hope someone not a Chromester will pass this on.This is a noodle film I made
come to life.It shows the JihadScientist from NoAdvantage spotting Sighty, a
nonChromseter.She must not let this happen.She must stay in her safe place until
SaliChrome gets waxed in the Belmont.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEStsLJZhzo

For those less fortunate :D

(scroll to the bottom and you will see this j-peg.)

https://twitter.com/hashtag/MostInte...World?src=hash

(For Morty/Clyde, etc., etc.)

Scroll down to where it shows a picture of Chrome that says "36 yrs and counting.. 2 down 1 to go!" :tro:

:D

CLYDEFORM's slew of undercover reporters have just discovered that Wicked Strong has been given the Haskin double-thumbs up dapple rating.

I have just spent the past weekend traveling the world in search of the best handicappers in the world to preview the Belmont Stakes for ClydeForm. I found such a pair in the airport bar and they will make their appearance next weekend.

:D

In the Belmont Belly Button Stakes....Medal Count is now an inny.

The post above this post;gosh it reminds me so much of that column I just wrote for that Dyslexic racing newspaper,OFF THEY'RE!



THE SALI EXCLUSION PRINCICPLE

by Clyde Collinwood,creator of CLYDEFORM!!


I do not believe two great horsey's (in this case:SaliChrome and Social Disease)can be in the same race at the same time with the same energy.Either, one of them has to scratch or-----one or both is not a great horsey.

But before I digress, let me mention something off the topic.

Chromesters are beginning to pay the price of their legendary lunacy.

Do you 'ememer JihadScientist?

He was that massive eruption of gross stupidity who planted himself at NoAdvantage.That's the place were ThaiGuys go to flame out;if you recall.Well....he flamed out.I don't think I have ever seen a more compelling reason for postnatal abortion.


ANYWAYS!!....now I digress.


HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!!!

It looks as though Matterhorn is now in the Belmonty's!!!!

YOW.


On this fine day when we give thanks to those who went through so much,Matterhorn is announced for the Belmonty's.Ever read Matterhorn? Just out maybe around 4-5 years ago.A novel based on truth by a real participant of the Viet Nam war.Really a great book.

Good grief....ClydeForm may have just found CC's exacta partner.Stand by .


OK. I digressed.

No back to what I digressed from before I went off topic.

Or was it after I went off topic?



Kin ya hep me here?

Oh boy.

There I go again.


I just don't remember.I know it had something to do with horsey racing.God if Hydra sees this column she is going to send me one of her patented, blistering e-mails.Hydra can be a real bitch when she chooses.Wait, I think I know what it was.




Will New Yorkers be all over WickedWrong and/or The Rat?Bad enough we have the Chromesters,now we may also have the Toasties to battle.

Hey!-----know when you are a Confirmed Googlie? If you show a California Aluminum avy and swoon over Steve Fairy.Then you would be a Confirmed Googlie.What is a Googlie? For those who do not know, go to 3:13 of the video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CTqSu84g7s

That's a Googlie.





Say! Who won the Met Mile?

ok Who won the Met Mile

Never mind. Colt by Misunderstood out of I Regress