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Mortimer 05-29-2008 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
If he won't be your friend after boo-bee pictures, Late Fires will. For whatever that's worth.

:mad:




Consnorting with the canopy....aye?



Well he does make a good sunblocker----I guess.

Mortimer 05-29-2008 12:05 PM

notype's appearances here are made possible by The I-GOR NUMBSKULL MANUFACTURING COMPANY.

Late Fires 05-29-2008 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
If he won't be your friend after boo-bee pictures, Late Fires will. For whatever that's worth.

:mad:

Quote:

Originally Posted by notyep59
ha, i've seen ol' late in action and am sure you're right.

:confused:

Late Fires 05-29-2008 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
You've read the story of Jesse James--
Of how he lived and died;
If you're still in needski
Of something to readski
Here's the story of Bonnie and The Philski.

Now Bonnie and The Philski are the Barrow gang.
I'm sure you all have read
How they speed and illegally park
And those who squeal
Are usually found dying or notype.

There's lots of untruths to these write-ups;
They're not so ruthless as that;
Their nature is raw;
They hate the law--
The stool pigeons, spotters, and notypes---I mean rats.

They call them cold-blooded killers;
They say they are heartless and mean;
But I say this with prideski,
That I once knew The Philski
And I guess they were right.

But the laws fooled around,
Kept taking him down
And locking him up in a cell,
Till he said to me,
"I'll always be stale,
So I'll meet a few of them on NerdyTrail."

The road was so dimly lighted;
There were no highway signs to guide;
But they made up their minds
If all roads were blind in this nation,
They wouldn't give up till caught and issued a traffic citation.

The road gets dimmer and dimmer;
Sometimes you can hardly see;
But it's fight, man to man,
And do all you can,
So I shouted...EXCEED THE SPEED LIMIT PHILSKI!!

From heart-break some people have suffered;
From weariness some people have died;
But take it all in all,
Our troubles are small
Till we get like Bonnie and The Philski.

If a no parking zone is violated in Dallas,
And they have no clue or guideski;
If they can't find a fiend,
They just wipe their slate clean
And hang it on Bonnie and The Philski.

There's two crimes committed in America
Not accredited to the Barrow mob;
They had no part
In speeding in the dark,
Nor the Kansas City illiegal turn job.

A newsboy once said to his buddy:
"I wish old Philski would get jumped;
In these awful hard times
We'd make a few dimes
If he cracked up his old piece of junk."

The police haven't got the report yet,
But The Philski called me up today;
He said, "Don't run any lights--
We aren't working nights--
We're joining the AAA."

From Irving to West Dallas viaduct
Is known as the Great Divide,
Where the women are kin,
And the men are men,
And they won't "stool" on Bonnie and The Philski.

If they try to act like citizens
And rent them a nice little flat,
About the third night
They're invited to fight
By a sub-gun's rat-tat-tat.

They don't think they're too smart or desperate,
They know that the law always wins;
They've been shot at before,
But they do not ignore
That death is the wages of sin.

Some day they'll go down together;
They'll bury them side by side;
To few it'll be grief--
To the law a relief--
But it's death for Bonnie and The Philski.

!OOOOOOOOOO!

Mortimer 05-29-2008 12:16 PM

Too kind ,LateFires.




Looks like we may have the first Predator ImSourGrapesment coming up....aye?

Late Fires 05-29-2008 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Too kind ,LateFires.




Looks like we may have the first Predator ImSourGrapesment coming up....aye?

Fucl<in aye.

Nothing a few death threats won't take care of.

Mortimer 05-29-2008 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Late Fires
Fucl<in aye.

Nothing a few death threats won't take care of.

Send them by STEVIE-MAIL.




Make it look like Mr. and Mrs. Garden sent it.

Late Fires 05-29-2008 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Send them by STEVIE-MAIL.




Make it look like Mr. and Mrs. Garden sent it.

How does this look:


I'm going
to kill
you.

Signed,
THE GARDENS

Mortimer 05-29-2008 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Late Fires
How does this look:


I'm going
to kill
you.

Signed,
THE GARDENS

Oh my God.









WOW!!.....Good fellow!





He won't suspect a notype----I mean a thing

Mortimer 05-29-2008 12:25 PM

Here's mine:



Me
,too.



Signed,
TheGardens

Mortimer 05-29-2008 12:27 PM

Here's my second one:





It's
planting
season.
;)


Signed,
The Gardens

Bigsmc 05-29-2008 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notyep59
man, i try to kid with you and get yelled at, try to be cool and join your posse and get yelled at.......is there any pleasing you morty? i bet if i learn how to post pictures of boobees, you'd be my friend, huh??

Study the Zodiac Ciphers....

Late Fires 05-29-2008 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Here's mine:



Me
,too.



Signed,
TheGardens

EXCELLENT!

Mortimer 05-29-2008 12:31 PM

What about this one?




We have
hired the
services of
BrownSugar.
Do you have any
passed words for
her to include?


All the best,
The Gardens







Too cutesy?

What do you think?

Mortimer 05-29-2008 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bigsmc
Study the Zodiac Ciphers....



;)

Late Fires 05-29-2008 12:32 PM

Yer
Half-life
is almost
over.

Sincerely,
Dr. and Mrs. Garden

Mortimer 05-29-2008 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Late Fires
Yer
Half-life
is almost
over.

Sincerely,
Dr. and Mrs. Garden



oooo!...that's a GOOD one!

Bigsmc 05-29-2008 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
;)

:p

;)

:p

Late Fires 05-29-2008 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
What about this one?




We have
hired the
services of
BrownSugar.
Do you have any
passed words for
her to include?


All the best,
The Gardens







Too cutesy?

What do you think?

I like it. Maybe add a "fly with the angels" to make it more convincing.

Mortimer 05-29-2008 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bigsmc
:p

;)

:p


ror!!

Mortimer 05-29-2008 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Late Fires
I like it. Maybe add a "fly with the angels" to make it more convincing.


OH!


You always know how to make it better...thank you so much.

Mortimer 05-29-2008 12:37 PM

One more thought:





HEY.
Meet me at Belmonts
this
weekend.
Got somethin' for ya.


Sigend,
Andy...UPS!...I mean The Gardens.

Late Fires 05-29-2008 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
OH!


You always know how to make it better...thank you so much.

Too kind.

Late Fires 05-29-2008 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
One more thought:





HEY.
Meet me at Belmonts
this
weekend.
Got somethin' for ya.


Sigend,
Andy...UPS!...I mean The Gardens.

ror!

Mortimer 05-29-2008 03:05 PM

:)

I sent Hossy an exploding e-mail.



You won't be seeing his smiley face around here anymore.

Of course...the Gardens signed it.

:)

Mortimer 05-29-2008 03:07 PM

Phil :D

and Ethel :p




don't ya know

Cajungator26 05-29-2008 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
:)

I sent Hossy an exploding e-mail.



You won't be seeing his smiley face around here anymore.

Of course...the Gardens signed it.

:)

We had it automatically forwarded to Paysum Slave's email. :D

Mortimer 05-29-2008 05:54 PM

Oooooooooo

notyep59 05-29-2008 06:37 PM

me an hossy gonna form a posse and take this place over!! where you wanna meet? 6th and monroe?? you name it...it's on.

Mortimer 05-29-2008 07:25 PM

Hasn't changed...HellsAngels Clubhouse...71st. and Warner.

Coach Pants 05-29-2008 08:07 PM

Well I've contacted the E-FBI (Steve) and they're on the case.

Mortimer 05-29-2008 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
:mad: :mad:

!!



But that was LateFires at it again.




Boy wait until I see him.

notyep59 05-30-2008 07:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notyep59
me an hossy gonna form a posse and take this place over!! where you wanna meet? 6th and monroe?? you name it...it's on.

i have rethunk my position on this and since i got my application to join aarp in the mail yesterday, i no longer desire to be the leader of a posse. i will, instead, slink away until this bad feeling goes away.

Mortimer 05-30-2008 08:00 AM

^^^Appears nude in this months GoatBoy.

notyep59 05-30-2008 03:06 PM

^^^^^ bought 5 copies

Mortimer 05-30-2008 03:08 PM

^^^ Apparently doesn't know the original words to Midnight on the Oa-sis.




:)

notyep59 05-30-2008 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
^^^ Apparently doesn't know the original words to Midnight on the Oa-sis.




:)

is that a new song of one of your delightful poems?

Mortimer 05-30-2008 03:13 PM

Ya Never Know!


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