"When will NT kneepads be available?"

"ROR!!..I don't care!!!"

" kneepads!!!.....yer killin' me!!"

"I went to the BC and all I got was threats of ass cancer"

where are the floats in the post parade? why is it called post anyway, it's BEFORE the race, it should be pre parade?

do those knee pads come in women's sizes too?

" You won't believe what I got when I asked for NT keypads."

the jockeys all have to weigh the same, do the horses all weigh the same too?

"I love your show, Steve. My AIM is ILoveBigByk"

"I don't know what it is but I'm getting a woody. Can anyone help me?"

"I don't know what it is but I'm getting a whodey. Can anyone help me?"

"Ask MMSC for help with PPs"

"Where can I get a Breeders Cup?"

" My funny cide hurts!!!!!!!!"

I'm leaving.

what's in a breeders cup?! ewwwwww

"Anyone know if they give the Juvenile Fillies Grey Goose before or after the race?"

" Steve......DebODEb is biting me...make her stop."

"ELA's Thread of Smugness and Mock Press Releases from Anytrack, USA"