Finally a clear leader.

And so..you ask--"Gee,Mortimer,what is your reasoning for picking her number 1 ?"



Well..I'm glad you asked.





A pretty face with a straight forward approach.

Fine feminine lines.

Pretty legs.

Reasonably sized boo bees.

A very attractive snatch.

And she is, MOST IMPORTANTLY, intelligent

you've obviously been to the same bars in Asia that I have

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forget pies or stevies, etc...

this post is worthy of infinite socks

She belongs in The Junkyard

Holy Mother Mary of God!!!!!!

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Yes....yes she does Mortimer:tro:

She spelled out M-O-R-T-I-M-E-R...............too.

I'm confused.

me too:zz:

Who did what?

I think :mad: had something to do with it.

This should help. Use your cognative skills ranking these...

I hate all 3.


Nothing but a group of undeveloped little tramp wannabes.