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Rileyoriley 05-16-2014 12:06 PM

A message from Clyde:

Oh what a merry group of funsters we have going on one big yuk 'em roll today.

Yes;you're all so funny with the CLYDEFORM!! carping and the improperly inflated pies and your "phooies" as well as yer what not.


Well I'll be darned....what a nice segue for a column I wrote in PHOTO SPINACH.







WHY SALICHROME WILL GO DOWN TO DEFEAT ON SATURDAY

by Clyde( creator of CLYDEFORM!!)


Primarily because his Dolphin Floggers deserve it.Yes, even CaliforniaAluminum himself is sick of the teenage blatherings spewing from the mouths of his GayBoy followers.I had an exclusive interview with CA last night.Unfortunately he did not give me permission to print in it's whole, but I can excerpt him.

When asked how he feels about fans like Insecticide(TM),SpecialMethamphetamineMan and the newest Chromester----JihadScientist,CA revealed,"They make me want to projectile vomit.Being a fan is one thing, but trying to impregnate air with a continuous sperm mist is going a little far.I am grossly embarrassed and it must stop."

I asked him how can it be stopped and he said...."I will lose Saturday."

I snarfed.

I told him I snarfed because I think his dupa is getting waxed even if he tries to win.

CA then got a little snotty,but did calm back down long enough to reinforce his statement about losing.You now see there will be no triple crown winner this year and that blame can be placed directly upon the BoysFromBrazil acting out out their night time fantasies over at NoAdvantage.

Yes,that same NoAdvantage allowing Tits to run amok with her canines at the ready and allowing the "gentlemen" there to display their disdain for the "straight life".NA:Where ThaiGuys go to flame out.


My selections for The Preakless:


best value....General A Rod
next best value....Dynamic Impact
next best value....RideOnCulin
exotics play....SocialInclusion
next best exotics play....Strong Mandate
next best exotics play....Hansen
super hi add....Kid Cruz
next best super hi add....Ring Weekend
next best super hi add....Califronia Aluminum


BOL!

Rileyoriley 05-16-2014 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OldDog (Post 978363)
CLYDEFORM sent me this email the other day........

Dear CLYDEFORM Customer,

We wanted to thank you (but we were busy watching reruns of Barney Miller) for your patience as we worked through the CLYDEFORM printing issue that some of you experienced this past week.

Our team has implemented an advanced tool that will ensure that functionality is up and running for as much as 4 hours this busy Triple Crown Season. If functionality lasts longer than 4 hours, call your friends and brag.

Your loyalty and enthusiasm for CLYDEFORM, though misguided, is sincerely appreciated by
everyone here at CFRM.

In addition to the FREE race card we offered last week, which is valid
for any track/date over the next 2 hours, we’d like to give you a FREE bag of carrots.

Rabbit not included. Not legal in all states. No purchase necessary. Read manual before using. Use is not subject to any federal, state or local laws or regulations but shall be governed by Iroquois law. Special offer excludes taxes, title and dealer fees. By printing, users agree that former Beulah employees, their families and friends shall have exclusive jurisdiction over any dispute or litigation arising from or relating to the use of CFRM products and agree that the town of Spunky Puddle, Ohio shall be the venue for the same. Your results may vary. Do not use if you are pregnant or suffer from restless genital syndrome. CFRM technology is not designed, manufactured, or intended for use or resale as on-line control equipment in hazardous environments requiring fail-safe performance, such as in the operation of nuclear facilities, aircraft navigation or communication systems, truck stop showers, air traffic control, Burger King drive-throughs, or weapons systems, in which the failure of CFRM technology could lead directly to death, personal injury, warts, STDs, or severe physical or environmental damage. May cause blurred vision, ringing in the ears, loss of self control and car keys, sunburn, unusual or uncommon urges, uncontrollable tongue movements, and men to develop fully functional mammary glands. Bra not included. Viewer discretion is advised.

:tro::tro: You've just been hired as our legal consultant!

OldDog 05-16-2014 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clydeyoclydey (Post 978403)
CA then got a little snotty,

That's just his throaty blister

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clydeyoclydey (Post 978403)
next best exotics play....Hansen

I knew it!!!

Uh, you meant the horse, not the doctor, right?


Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 978405)
:tro::tro: You've just been hired as our legal consultant!

Drinks are on me!

Sightseek 05-16-2014 04:45 PM

Hey Herkie!

Can you tell us who is Baffert?

herkhorse 05-16-2014 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 978504)
Hey Herkie!

Can you tell us who is Baffert?

Well, he's an individual who has an over-inflated sense of self worth, compounded by a low level of intelligence. He tends to behave ridiculously in front of colleagues with no sense of how moronic he appears. He also has a strange infatuation with yellow ties and sunglasses.

Rileyoriley 05-16-2014 06:06 PM

Preakness Play:

Since I will be away tomorrow and thus unable to run a contest, I have decided to let everyone pick their selected winner of the Preakness. 10 points will be awarded for the winning horse, 5 for 2nd and 1 for 3rd. These points will carry over to the Belmont Stakes Day contest.

I pick General a Rod

Rileyoriley 05-16-2014 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arletta (Post 978303)
Deb.. Your a good sport.. I hope you get a nice basket filled with "goodies" too when this is over :)

Thank you. I try to remain heavily sedated.:D

Rileyoriley 05-16-2014 07:01 PM

Clyde:
It is my hope the contestants applaud me for having shamed The Debonatah into a consolation contest.I told her she was stiffing her fans.....wok good!

My swell pick:

DynamicImpact



For doo dah!!:


You are correct.....Hansen the horsey and not the doctor.The doctor was busy making that smut film with Deb-O-Deb, as she clearly stated.

OldDog 05-16-2014 07:32 PM

OOOOOOOOOO!
:eek:

I pick Californee Chalk. Er, Chrome!

Throaty blister and all.
:{>:

Arletta 05-16-2014 07:50 PM

I hope I am wrong, but going against Chromester :eek:

1) Social Inclusion
2) California Chrome :{>:
3) Kid Cruz

casp0555 05-16-2014 09:08 PM

my complimentary picks for the Preakness

1 - Cali Comb
2 - Rear Admiral A-Rod :{>:
3 - Social Seclusion

Good luck to all my wicked little frienz

herkhorse 05-16-2014 09:19 PM

Have to go with CLYDEFORM here, the advanced tool says #1 looks good.
Dynamic Impact is my pick.

Sightseek 05-17-2014 07:55 AM

I thought we were to pick one horsey, not Stevie-all?

I pick Kid Cruz.

casp0555 05-17-2014 08:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 978604)
I thought we were to pick one horsey, not Stevie-all?

I pick Kid Cruz.

Quote:

Originally Posted by casp0555 (Post 978554)
my complimentary picks for the Preakness

1 - Cali Comb
2 - Rear Admiral A-Rod :{>:
3 - Social Seclusion

Good luck to all my wicked little frienz

My bad..it was a zomboid reflex after Arletta's post :D

My FINAL choice is Rear Admiral A Rod..........ATTENNNNNN-HUT!!!

Arletta 05-17-2014 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by casp0555 (Post 978607)
My bad..it was a zomboid reflex after Arletta's post :D

My FINAL choice is Rear Admiral A Rod..........ATTENNNNNN-HUT!!!

Sorry, I really tried to pick just one, but as an contest player addict, I just couldn't do it. That is how I see the 1st three spots at the wire. Plus, as you know, I can't read because I am from Texas :D

geeker2 05-17-2014 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by herkhorse (Post 978512)
Well, he's an individual who has an over-inflated sense of self worth, compounded by a low level of intelligence. He tends to behave ridiculously in front of colleagues with no sense of how moronic he appears. He also has a strange infatuation with yellow ties and sunglasses.

Sightypoo said Baffert not Morty :p

My pick is Ring Weekend


(it sounds so romantic)

casp0555 05-17-2014 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arletta (Post 978624)
Sorry, I really tried to pick just one, but as an contest player addict, I just couldn't do it. That is how I see the 1st three spots at the wire. Plus, as you know, I can't read because I am from Texas :D

:tro:

Sightseek 05-17-2014 10:12 AM

God-Damnitty!!!

All of the talk of crab cakes and crab pretzels is making me hungry. :mad:

my miss storm cat 05-17-2014 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by herkhorse (Post 978321)
anyone else having problems printing CLYDEFORM? Happens every year on big days. :mad:

:D

I am confused and don't understand how many horsies we may pick so here are my four...

California Chrome
Ride On, Curlin (say it like you mean it)
Ring Weekend
Ria Antonia (Oh I will edit this then... okey dokey?)

Now if someone could please clarify the rules so I know if I need to pick more horsies that would be fantabulous.

To the execs @ CLYDEFORM - did you happen to notice the trainer of the red saddle cloth horse (eeew) and have you found the octopus yet?

Omg I just had a thought what if Casse trained a horse and Kayla Stra had the mount? Would it drop dead or just turn to stone or salt or something?

Happy Freakness Day, children.

my miss storm cat 05-17-2014 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 978664)
God-Damnitty!!!

All of the talk of crab cakes

Oh yes please I want some!

Arletta 05-17-2014 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 978625)
Sightypoo said Baffert not Morty :p

My pick is Ring Weekend


(it sounds so romantic)

Some of that smoke must have killed some of your brain cells :D

my miss storm cat 05-17-2014 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 978403)
A message from Clyde:

Oh what a merry group of funsters we have going on one big yuk 'em roll today.

Yes;you're all so funny with the CLYDEFORM!! carping and the improperly inflated pies and your "phooies" as well as yer what not.


Well I'll be darned....what a nice segue for a column I wrote in PHOTO SPINACH.







WHY SALICHROME WILL GO DOWN TO DEFEAT ON SATURDAY

by Clyde( creator of CLYDEFORM!!)


Primarily because his Dolphin Floggers deserve it.Yes, even CaliforniaAluminum himself is sick of the teenage blatherings spewing from the mouths of his GayBoy followers.I had an exclusive interview with CA last night.Unfortunately he did not give me permission to print in it's whole, but I can excerpt him.

When asked how he feels about fans like Insecticide(TM),SpecialMethamphetamineMan and the newest Chromester----JihadScientist,CA revealed,"They make me want to projectile vomit.Being a fan is one thing, but trying to impregnate air with a continuous sperm mist is going a little far.I am grossly embarrassed and it must stop."

I asked him how can it be stopped and he said...."I will lose Saturday."

I snarfed.

I told him I snarfed because I think his dupa is getting waxed even if he tries to win.

CA then got a little snotty,but did calm back down long enough to reinforce his statement about losing.You now see there will be no triple crown winner this year and that blame can be placed directly upon the BoysFromBrazil acting out out their night time fantasies over at NoAdvantage.

Yes,that same NoAdvantage allowing Tits to run amok with her canines at the ready and allowing the "gentlemen" there to display their disdain for the "straight life".NA:Where ThaiGuys go to flame out.


My selections for The Preakless:


best value....General A Rod
next best value....Dynamic Impact
next best value....RideOnCulin
exotics play....SocialInclusion
next best exotics play....Strong Mandate
next best exotics play....Hansen
super hi add....Kid Cruz
next best super hi add....Ring Weekend
next best super hi add....Califronia Aluminum


BOL!

Finally seriously catching up and whoa this is some fine work. Of course I don't understand all of it and LOVE California Chrome but your word defecations and noodle ramblings are quite entertaining so I shall have to award you this here sound picture. Imagine the most blistering, soulful and raw Rory Gallagher solo and frame it in your head and there ya go.

I was wondering if anyone played the double or the p3 and who you used cause I singled a fine horsie but only due to much confusion and am very concerned...

Okay back to the music. Isn't that right? This forum isn't soundproofed.

edit - Stupid mistake making Up With the Birds a single.

my miss storm cat 05-17-2014 06:00 PM

Dear Clydiepoo whilst I realize Mom isn't around to relay this to you ah was wondering if the Pavlovian thing is in play now...

When I say "Mark Casse" what is your reaction? :D

Rileyoriley 05-17-2014 08:42 PM

From Clydie:
THE PIGGY PEN


1....DynamicImpact
2....GeneralARod
3....CaliforniaAluminum
4....ALL Chromesters:

Arlettuce
Hasp
NoOne'sSwissFloorMat
doo dah!!



CLYDEFORM!! now announces the earliest win pick ever made for The Belmonts:

CommandingCurve.


Unless the JihadScientist also picks him.



(Sorry Folks. I have no translation for this. I just copy and paste.:o)

Rileyoriley 05-17-2014 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OldDog (Post 978540)
OOOOOOOOOO!
:eek:

I pick Californee Chalk. Er, Chrome!

Throaty blister and all.
:{>:

10 POINTS for you sir!:tro:

Rileyoriley 05-17-2014 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat (Post 978666)
:D

I am confused and don't understand how many horsies we may pick so here are my four...

California Chrome
Ride On, Curlin (say it like you mean it)
Ring Weekend
Ria Antonia (Oh I will edit this then... okey dokey?)

Now if someone could please clarify the rules so I know if I need to pick more horsies that would be fantabulous.

To the execs @ CLYDEFORM - did you happen to notice the trainer of the red saddle cloth horse (eeew) and have you found the octopus yet?

Omg I just had a thought what if Casse trained a horse and Kayla Stra had the mount? Would it drop dead or just turn to stone or salt or something?

Happy Freakness Day, children.

Even though you picked 4 horseys My-Miss-4-Picks, you did have CC first so-
10 POINTS for you!!!:tro:

Arletta 05-17-2014 09:40 PM

1 Attachment(s)
:{>:

Attachment 2354

Rileyoriley 05-18-2014 08:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arletta (Post 978547)
I hope I am wrong, but going against Chromester :eek:

1) Social Inclusion
2) California Chrome :{>:
3) Kid Cruz

Sorry missed this last night. You receive 1 point for SI getting 3rd. Spend it wisely.:D

Rileyoriley 05-18-2014 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arletta (Post 978846)

From you-know-who:

REVISED PIGGY PEN


1....CHROMESTER doo dah!!
2....CHROMESTER Hasp
3....CHROMESTER YourDissedLaundromat
4....CHROMESTER Arlettuce
5....CHROMESTER Arlettuce
6....CHROMESTER Arlettuce
7....CHROMESTER Arlettuce
8....CaliforniaAluminum

geeker2 05-18-2014 08:48 AM

I demand a recount :mad:

Rileyoriley 05-18-2014 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 978890)
I demand a recount :mad:

Kindly take your meds sir.:D

Sightseek 05-18-2014 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 978884)
From you-know-who:

REVISED PIGGY PEN


1....CHROMESTER doo dah!!
2....CHROMESTER Hasp
3....CHROMESTER YourDissedLaundromat
4....CHROMESTER Arlettuce
5....CHROMESTER Arlettuce
6....CHROMESTER Arlettuce
7....CHROMESTER Arlettuce
8....CaliforniaAluminum

Ned and Hydra Belmont (such lovely people) have kindly requested that all Chromesters identify themselves at the Belmonty by wearing a fashionable Aluminum foil hat.

Arletta 05-18-2014 09:43 AM

1 Attachment(s)
Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 978884)
From you-know-who:

REVISED PIGGY PEN


1....CHROMESTER doo dah!!
2....CHROMESTER Hasp
3....CHROMESTER YourDissedLaundromat
4....CHROMESTER Arlettuce
5....CHROMESTER Arlettuce
6....CHROMESTER Arlettuce
7....CHROMESTER Arlettuce
8....CaliforniaAluminum

Attachment 2355

The scrooge act doesn't fit him so well.. I know deep down he is really liking the CC feel good story and all the kissy kissy, hug, hug pictures.

Here is his groom Raul: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvAg...ature=youtu.be

Arletta 05-18-2014 09:46 AM

1 Attachment(s)
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 978895)
Ned and Hydra Belmont (such lovely people) have kindly requested that all Chromesters identify themselves at the Belmonty by wearing a fashionable Aluminum foil hat.

Here is mine :D

Attachment 2356

Sightseek 05-18-2014 09:49 AM

Hydra will be thrilled!

my miss storm cat 05-18-2014 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 978839)
Even though you picked 4 horseys My-Miss-4-Picks, you did have CC first so-
10 POINTS for you!!!:tro:

Oh thank you it was mah uber but if you do not believe that Mr. Chrome was foist so be it and you may take away my points. It's all gouda.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arletta (Post 978901)
Here is mine :D

Attachment 2356

Oooh!

Arletta 05-18-2014 01:03 PM

1 Attachment(s)
Quote:

Originally Posted by Arletta (Post 978901)
Here is mine :D

Attachment 2356

And I shall be wearing this very fine shirt to go with it. It comes in purple as well as black.

I chose of course the purpley one:{>:

Attachment 2357

Rileyoriley 05-18-2014 06:59 PM

I have been instructed to deliver this immediately! :zz:



"MyMissFpourPicks"

!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Chromester I.D. Hats

!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!



Anyhoo----the next PiggyPen is going to look overoccupied by a certain Chromester.Perhaps a Private PiggyPen is in order.


But I am here for serious horsey talk.

The Belmont key ZC's:

*A certain trainer has my initials.
*That same certain trainer has not been busted for narcotics trafficking;one of the few.
*That same certain trainer is not a camera hog nor a schmoozer of the filthy rich.
*That SCT once trained DowntownDollarBilly as well as GoldenSoul.
*That SCT most likely( or next most likely) will have a certain horsey in the Belmont.
*That same certain horsey, if one is able to use one's noodle to some depth,bears a strong triple crown run resemblance to another closer of note----VictoryGallop.At last in the firt two legs(Remember;use that noodle.)
*That SCH has the same initials as the winner of the 2014 Belmont.(It gets a little counter tricky here,so be careless.)
*As if more was needed,this years Belmont will be run on the EXACT SAME TRACK upon which the 1998 affair was run.
*Holy cow!
*Lastly....guess which horsey CoPilotFloyd is picking?

mmm-hmmmm

That SCH.


And Chromesters-----don't try to sneak by the Belmonts without your Identification Friend or Foe Hat.That would be a big mistake.Hydra did not get her name for nothing.

Rileyoriley 05-18-2014 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 978895)
Ned and Hydra Belmont (such lovely people) have kindly requested that all Chromesters identify themselves at the Belmonty by wearing a fashionable Aluminum foil hat.

I hope the sun beating on my foil hat doesn't fry my noodle!:eek:

Rileyoriley 05-18-2014 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 979055)
I have been instructed to deliver this immediately! :zz:



"MyMissFpourPicks"

!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Chromester I.D. Hats

!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!



Anyhoo----the next PiggyPen is going to look overoccupied by a certain Chromester.Perhaps a Private PiggyPen is in order.


But I am here for serious horsey talk.

The Belmont key ZC's:

*A certain trainer has my initials.
*That same certain trainer has not been busted for narcotics trafficking;one of the few.
*That same certain trainer is not a camera hog nor a schmoozer of the filthy rich.
*That SCT once trained DowntownDollarBilly as well as GoldenSoul.
*That SCT most likely( or next most likely) will have a certain horsey in the Belmont.
*That same certain horsey, if one is able to use one's noodle to some depth,bears a strong triple crown run resemblance to another closer of note----VictoryGallop.At last in the firt two legs(Remember;use that noodle.)
*That SCH has the same initials as the winner of the 2014 Belmont.(It gets a little counter tricky here,so be careless.)
*As if more was needed,this years Belmont will be run on the EXACT SAME TRACK upon which the 1998 affair was run.
*Holy cow!
*Lastly....guess which horsey CoPilotFloyd is picking?

mmm-hmmmm

That SCH.


And Chromesters-----don't try to sneak by the Belmonts without your Identification Friend or Foe Hat.That would be a big mistake.Hydra did not get her name for nothing.

Any contest participant that can figure out which Belmont horsey Clyde is picking will receive 100 bonus points!!


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