Did you watch the Golden Globes, sissy?

I don't even know what they are.





But AMERICA'S TEAM!! knows it has the most Heismans


And congress as well as voting fans know who plays in AMERICA'S GAME!!




And it ain't the great Rust Bowl!

Look you can take any SEC school outside of the Mississippis and Vanderbilt and put them in the Big 10 and they'd average in the .700's consistently. That stat is horrendously irrelevant when you put some rational thought into it. But rational thought and Big 10 fans don't go hand in hand. Hey retards, you have 11 teams now.

Yeah and Congressmen also have an affinity for Airport bathrooms too, so it's a given they'd appreciate Ohio State.

I don't think you're giving merasmag enough credit.

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The historical record defies you,....more dreams and no facts.

Do you want your performances over the last 20 years?

Hossy...shush.

Remember....I have been to the worst horsey site of all time.




OK?

Morty? Is that you?

You can. But then I'll pull out my two BCS championship bets and just laugh.

An adjusted line. Haha! Regular season win percentages, Heismans, Baton Boys..LOL.

Yesssssssssssssssssssss!




ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssss!

GOOD!





Also tell her I don't remember who she is!

Are you talking about FaceDisadvantage?

Yes Mini Pants.



Renown as The Best Damn Band in the Land.

Do you have one of those??




Can your band do script alabamy without looking like a huge pretzel???

Sir...I believe you got snotty with me first.





And no returns...by the way.

That's just beyond defensible, Morty. How can you defend a band with a baton boy?

Well we don't wear Baton Rouge.

PINOCCHIO???

No individual team in the BLT will beat Alabama's NC record. HOO-AH!!

Nope... only three lies away. Oh what the hell, I might as well be him.

Lie #1:

Ohio State deserved to be in the National Championship.

Lie #2:

Even though they lost, Ohio State was the better team.

Lie #3:

Les Miles is going to Michigan. He has to be. Morty says he is.

;)

I gave you that before.

But Weiss' Noodles beats you there. The thIng is no secy team...none...can compare to Ohio and Michigan overall...and the "overrated" BT will beat you in conference nc's as well.

They will beat you anyway you want it. Now counts as now....but before counts,too.



Or did you win The Civil War?

[quote=Cajungator26]Nope... only three lies away. Oh what the hell, I might as well be him.


Lie #1:

Ohio State deserved to be in the National Championship.

Hey don't blame us....all the polls put us there. At least we didn't jump 5 spaces in the last week.

Lie #2:

Even though they lost, Ohio State was the better team.

Never said that...if you look back here I said lsu won fair and square.

Lie #3:

Les Miles is going to Michigan. He has to be. Morty says he is.

Very interesting you should bring this up because there's something called an NCAA investigation that just might happen regarding Mr. Miles' recruiting efforts over the last 2 years...and when it does it just might also bring into play how Michigan quickly backed off him when picking this up.

Stay tuned.

=;>

:)

The college ranks may then have 2 hc's sniffing out the pros.

Who is Carla!?

I don't care what Hossy says, this is a great thread.

The Andy Kaufman clips alone are worth many pies.

I know you are the only one left who can appreciate fine work,LF.




Very kind of you.

Mr. Kaufman just might have a few more appearances to do over the next few days.

The to die for lsu pep rally led by Les Miles:





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DZfEXAKt-g

The Flory-DUH fight song..unique in that it was penned by a Flory-DUH doctoral candidate...and performed by their drunken swine of a coach...Bourban Meyer:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSYV-...eature=related

I hope all you filthy,disgusting doorknob dumb hillbillies are enjoying my fine work.

Have you notice no one except female impersonaters care what Flossy says?

lsu fans...your eloquent coach:




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_a0o9LBCd7Q

http://www.nola.com/photos/t-p/index.ssf?2008BCSshow/

:)

Oh give it up already you little ridge runner.

I am speaking of the same SpaceOutlandish.

I don't know about you,but I have never anywhere witnessed so many windbags and blowhards.I could not believe how many would post multi paragraphical tripe about breaking down paradigms and developing trig functions for horseyracing as well as for the green felt and clicking wheels.

And several would join them as if they knew EXACTLY WHAT THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT!!!!



Then I would jump in to offer a descenting opinion....


....only to get DARTED for it!







YES!