Knock, knock...
Who's there?
Orange!!
Orange who?
Orange you gonna open the door and, let me in?

My 3yo daughter's favorite knock-knock joke.

That's much better than my 3-year-old son's favorite knock-knock joke:

Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Banana.
HA HA HA HA!

Read in a few places that American Lion will be running in the Illinois Derby, as well.

Will there be a retarded person on his back?

Steven!

Out of the Rushaway with 103 fever. We all "mushed" him.

Distorted Dave to the Lexington.

Kettle River, after yesterday's scratch in the Lane's End, being pointed to the Lexington.

http://www.turfway.com/library/LESQuotes.pdf

Small Field Seen for Keeneland's Blue Grass
 

A probable field of six 3-year-olds, headed by Tampa Bay Derby (gr. III) winner Odysseus, is expected for the April 10 Blue Grass Stakes (gr. I) at Keeneland.

http://www.bloodhorse.com/horse-racing/articles/56161/small-field-seen-for-keenelands-blue-grass

John DaSilva of the NY Post reporting that Schoolyard Dreams (R. Dominguez) to Wood instead of Illinois Derby.

Stone Gossard of Trader Pete's Boom Boom Room reporting that Nicky Boy (jockey TBA) also to Wood instead of Sunland maiden race.

So did DRF....an hour or so ago.

Brutal

I still don't see Nicky Boy in for the Wood.

It's not politically correct to use the word "retarded" anymore.

What's your point?

Game on Dude to the Lex as well.

Tiz Chrome to the Derby Trial.

supposedly nicky's boy is pointed to the ark derby, but the trainer was unable to get licenses here-which is probably a good thing!

Pleasant Prince is going in the Bluegrass due to lack of earnings.