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Mortimer 04-26-2008 11:15 AM

ANY horsey could fill out this super.

Mortimer 04-29-2008 09:26 AM

WELL I KNOW I'M EXCITED!!




Only a few more days....hang in there.Your Unparalleled,Fine KD Analysis is soon to be seen for 2008..I haven't been wrong yet.

Scav 04-29-2008 09:47 AM

ooooo

I can't wait

Please be better the jcs/pg and others. I have heard you are the

BEST HANDICAPPA EVAH

Mortimer 04-29-2008 10:12 AM

The Good Lord knows you've always been there for me.


To answer your question.......I'm not going to say I'm the best......but the 5 Steve's ( Byk,Haskin,Sterling,Crist, and Beyer) copy off me all the time.


















DING-DING-DING!!






What's that?








Oh my God!!






You have won a prize!








Give me any track..any race .....I will give you todays winner.

Scav 04-29-2008 10:16 AM

Sir, I would like the winner of Friday's Crown Royal American Turf at Churchill Downs, I say this because I already know the winner of the Oaks, and by this time, I am going to really need a winner....

Mortimer 04-29-2008 10:19 AM

I said....today.

Scav 04-29-2008 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman
I said....today.

Sir, today does me NO GOOD. I am stuck in 6x6 cubicle with angry supposed 50 year old woman (she is more like 60) that hates the world because she had one husband pass away and another cheat on her with a woman that was like 30.

Antitrust32 04-29-2008 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scav
Sir, I would like the winner of Friday's Crown Royal American Turf at Churchill Downs, I say this because I already know the winner of the Oaks, and by this time, I am going to really need a winner....


halo najib

Cajungator26 04-29-2008 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scav
Sir, today does me NO GOOD. I am stuck in 6x6 cubicle with angry supposed 50 year old woman (she is more like 60) that hates the world because she had one husband pass away and another cheat on her with a woman that was like 30.

Most men cheat ... tell her to get used to it. Maybe she can take advantage of you? It might cheer her up. :D

Scav 04-29-2008 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cajungator26
Most men cheat ... tell her to get used to it. Maybe she can take advantage of you? It might cheer her up. :D

She is 60 years old....take it easy

And most men don't cheat, it is the broads that are attracted to the tough asses that have smadiums on and try to roll with like 3 chicks are the ones that cheat.

Cajungator26 04-29-2008 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scav
She is 60 years old....take it easy

And most men don't cheat, it is the broads that are attracted to the tough asses that have smadiums on and try to roll with like 3 chicks are the ones that cheat.

Hey, I was married to a normal guy from Indiana, Scav. He had no issue cheating and believe me, he was no tough ass trying to roll with 3 chicks at a time.

Scav 04-29-2008 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cajungator26
Hey, I was married to a normal guy from Indiana, Scav. He had no issue cheating and believe me, he was no tough ass trying to roll with 3 chicks at a time.

First off, your main issue was that he was from Indiana, right there means the IQ is like 45 points lower then normal human beings, 2ndly..........I don't have a 2nd

Payson Dave 04-29-2008 11:09 AM

^^^^^ genius

Scav 04-29-2008 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Payson Dave
^^^^^ genius

Pretty close in most cases, except for spelling and/or the english language

Mortimer 04-29-2008 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cajungator26
Hey, I was married to a normal guy from Indiana, Scav. He had no issue cheating and believe me, he was no tough ass trying to roll with 3 chicks at a time.


That's what you get for marrying a sissy.

Scav 04-29-2008 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman
That's what you get for marrying a sissy.

FROM INDY ANNA

I better be careful, I am staying in Indiana this week...

Mortimer 04-29-2008 11:34 AM

You give the entries...I'll give you the winner,but don't let it happen again.

Mortimer 04-29-2008 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scav
FROM INDY ANNA

I better be careful, I am staying in Indiana this week...

====

It beats staying in the land of the Fighting Vagini.

Scav 04-29-2008 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman
====

It beats staying in the land of the Fighting Vagini.

Sir, there are two states in Illinois, Northern Illinois and Southern Illinois, please do not confuse me with Southern Illinois

Mortimer 04-29-2008 11:44 AM

Oh.









So do you have the entries?


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