'What is a football?"

Farewell!! I'll see you in May!"

"Stop talking about horses being hung!! I have children and they read the board!"

Why do they put seals on the track?

"I will come back in May for the Traverse at Hawthorne."

Why didn't George Washington just cross the Deleware instead of being in that stupid race?

I also heard Hillary Clinton is running but could not find her in the entries anywhere.

She was going to run, then she wasn't, then she was, wasn't................

Maybe looking for an off track. I hear she's a mudder. I'd take her over Oprah anyday.

Anyone got any weather reports for next May at Hawthorne???

Snow

Good.

Unless it rains.

I absolutely hate to bet in the rain.



I may do it anyways though.

Wear a raincoat.

Good idea.

"I'm glad America won the BC!!"

"We won the British Cup!!?"

Both wrong..we won the Jock Strap - i.e. "Breeders Cup"

..uh.......................may I say.......



















....perhaps this really has reached an end.

"I was relieved when I found out that hind quarters aren't quarters that come out of a butthole."