FTFY...just to include the winner:cool:

Stick to gelf...will ya?

:mad:



















































:)

:)

Oh...you should know I'm painting Deborah-O-Deborah.









:p

I'm watching Target Louisville on Bloodhorse and I want to knock that Laffit the 3rd out. That voice gives me douche chills.

:eek: :eek:








































I will start the bidding at $200

Number 9...number 9....number 9

You don't understand...it's a new art form.

I am painting her....on her.





I sectioned her off and numbered each section.

You know 4 is my favorite number...right?






;)

Im a number 6 kinda guy myself...:cool:

That's her left arm.




:rolleyes:

SIR

Back to your handicapping capsule. Derby draw about to happen, and I am expecting the winner by 6:05 EST, 5:05 CST, 4:05 MST, 3:05 PST......

I BEG your frigging pardon....sir.



You will get my complete analysis when I am more than....I mean good and ready.

It will be before Saturday........ so said nuff.

Sir, starting Thursday, I move back to the 1950's without a computer as I will be dancing in the infield of the famed Churchill Downs for three days. Would you be so kind to have analysis complete ASAP so I can take with me this very smart knowledge.

Sir, from the smart threads
 

Kentucky Derby (G1)

$2,000,000, 1 1/4 miles, 3 yo, Churchill Downs, May 3

1. Cool Coal Man, Julien Leparoux 20-1
2. Tale of Ekati, Eibar Coa 15-1
3. Anak Nakal, Rafael Bejarano 30-1
4. Court Vision, Garret Gomez 20-1
5. Eight Belles, Gabriel Saez 20-1
6. Z Fortune, Robby Albarado 15-1
7. Big Truck, Javier Castellano 50-1
8. Visionaire, Jose Lezcano 20-1
9. Pyro, Shaun Bridgmohan 6-1
10. Colonel John, Corey Nakatani 4-1
11. Z Humor, Rene Douglas 30-1
12. Smooth Air, Manoel Cruz 20-1
13. Bob Black Jack, Richard Migliore 20-1
14. Monba, Ramon Dominguez 15-1
15. Adriano, Edgar Prado 30-1
16. Denis of Cork, Calvin Borel 20-1
17. Cowboy Cal, John Velazquez 20-1
18. Recapturetheglory, E. T. Baird 20-1
19. Gayego, Mike Smith 15-1
20. Big Brown, Kent Desormeaux 3-1

EIGHT BELLES !!!!??

I thought she was in the Oaks fer gosh sakes!!

Sir, Owner has been drinking too much jamba juice, got to his brain

This messes me all up!





GEEZ!






I cannot possibly do my complete analysis right now.

I have to go...can I e-mail you the best I can come up with for now in say 2 hours or so?

You MUST promise to tell no one.

Sure thing sir, you can PM me all you like.

I will tell no one, not even Hossy

:mad:

^^ is thinking of keying Megahertz on top in his superfecta

OK.







MOST of all ..Hossy.

ror!!









:p

Hey kids!!



Guess what time it is!!?








THE 2008 FINE KENTUCKY DERBY ANALYSIS!!!!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8dq9NodWDY




ENJOY





This year the part of Miss Tesmaucher will be played by Thebby.










MISS TESSMAUCHER!!!!!!!!!!!!




May I have the cards..please?

And don't bring me the '96 Topps bb set this time-----OK?







( Would ya look at that fine dupa?...mm-mmm-MMM!! )






Thank you so much ,Miss Tessmaucher.








I begin:










Fool Coleman


I think I know a fool when I see one.




Crinkle...


...trash can.






Anak CanaCanaSol Nakal


Let's put him to the side ( I'm trying to build more suspense this year..so don't get excited.)






CourtVision



Basketball...Tennis---good

Derby---bad.




Crinkle...



....trash can.










Tail of E-Carla.



Keeper.

:D











8 Belles



Only a former naval officer would know what that means.





But put to side.







Z Fortune


Z tresh ken







Crinkle....



...trash can.










Big Truck




BIG LIAH!!





Crinkle.....


....trash can.









VisionairesDisease



Hazmat bound.






WHIIIIIIRRRRRRR!!!











Ham Sandwich ( Gyro)



This is real dirt.

Put to side.







ColonelJohn



They separated Bob&John...promoted half of him....and try to sneak him in as a ringer.


Pvt. Pyle is all I see.




Crinkle...


...trash can.








Z Humor




rule-eng un Z flour





Crinkle....


....trash can.









Smuther




The choice of fine marks everywhere.


Crinkle....


....trash can.










BobBlackJack





HIT ME.BABY!!



Keeper.











Monba



Shuzbutt.






Crinkle...



...trash can.








Adriano.




Yukky,sniveling wife of Rockyano.



Crinkle....


...trash can.











PenisOfPork.




PatheticPud.





Crinkle...


....trash can.








CowboyCal.






Never heard of 'im.



Crinkle...


....trash can.











RecaptureTheSnory.






WarEblem already happened.






]WHIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!








Gayego.







BARF!!!



Crinkle...


...trash can.













Wig,Brown.





Gate 20 is still alive!!!


Keeper.













Now Anak CanaCanaSol Nakal can't possibly win as a bad foreign actor....no way.




And Wig,Brown is merely this years Point Given.....figure him for 5th or 6th.I'm sure The Gatekeeper is quite happy.






The rest is very hard.





Carla....your thread work here catches up to you in this race.



BobBJ could steal this race.

Pyro enjoys the filth and could smoke the field in the stretch.






But 8 Dingy-Dingies is my choice to win.



Thank God I let automatic writing take over.









4....Tail of E-Carla

3....BobBJ

2...Ham Sandwich

1...8 Dingy-Dingies













It jist don't git no better 'an 'at.

YES !!






















Fine work.

Thank you so much,LateFires.....God knows you have always displayed fine taste for quality work.





























( If you mention my Thistleydowns picks today...I will kill you.)

How does the bush out front look?

BRAVO....BRAVO...!!!!


Standing OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOvation!!!!


If I may be Hossy...I mean Frank with you...this is shirley....your finest work today

Neatly trimmed..as all bushi should be.

I can't thank you enough,KGB....but I am fucl<ed.





I just saw where HorseOffCourse picked 8 Belles ,too.

Well, in your favor, you're willing to put up. I like that. Offers to do internet shows will start rolling in soon.

Glad to know you're getting laid sir....keep up the good work.

But I also see where he picked Pvt. Pyle,too.





I feel much better now.

I'm turning them down as fast as they come in.

sir.....

















sir....









RFD...I mean DRF just contacted my office...they have requested permission to reprint your fine work. Of course, the stipulation being that it is placed underneath your idols work, Mr. Serling.

Shall my people call your people?

Uh...I do not hack up black ad white fur balls.














No.

Fair enough...You made the right call. Work of that caliber clearly belongs on Nerdy Trail. We are truly blessed to have you around these parts. Those "smart" room forums have no idea what they are missing.



























:rolleyes:

:mad:

:p