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Cannon Shell 01-13-2008 06:53 PM
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Originally Posted by IrishofNDMan
If anyone thinks I was being racist their crazy, I was simply saying that it has become pretty clear that the black athletes are a notch above the white athletes.
Even in Golf....but not TENNIS!!!!!!!

ddthetide 01-14-2008 10:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Mortimer
i just read through the osu roster. about 33 of the 100 man is from OUT of state. at a quick glance that i could pick out about HALF of the starting defense is from out of state. even the starting rb is NOT home grown.
He was born in Akron!!
Do you just spit out whatever strikes you!!?

i don't follow osu as close as you. there is a rb-wells, from florida.

Mortimer 01-14-2008 01:40 PM
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Originally Posted by ddthetide
i don't follow osu as close as you. there is a rb-wells, from florida.
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You couldn't follow the letter "g" in the alphabet if you were the letter "h"!!!

You said THE rb from Ohio isn't even home grown.....he is!

You were deceived by the tricky letter "m" as in Maurice.









God you're a colossal IMBECILE !!!

Mortimer 01-14-2008 02:15 PM
I commend them for playing a tougher schedule next year-only helps their cause in the long run and this team will be a major player for next year's championship. They didn't play one tough team this year, granted a couple of teams were weaker than expected (michigan), but playing youngstown st and those types doesnt do anything for them..........love the SEC dominance in the BCS and bowls this year continuing its run as the best conference in football.
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I would like you to check the "formidable" secy ooc's over the last few years.

The unranked ,weaker than expected Michigan team vaporized the great Florida...in Florida.

I also love that secy "dominance" is 3-3 vs. the BT in bowls over the last 2 years.

Mortimer 01-14-2008 02:20 PM
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Originally Posted by ddthetide
osu outplayed lsu for 1 qter and a few minutes in the second after that osu was hanging on for dear life to keep from getting blown out again.

mismatches in talent are in depth and skilled players. 8 tigers carried the football, 3 for osu. 8 tigers caught passes, 4 for osu. lsu even played 2 qbs.
osu was better on offense when they ran between the tackles right at the lsu front. they couldn't move outside the tackles. therefore, osu couldn't afford to fall behind.
lsu defensive game plan had NO respect for the osu wideouts. they locked them up 1-on-1 from the first play of the game. lsu didn't play much zone. lsu dared osu to pass.

osu defensive game play came out playing zone right away. they KNEW they couldn't run 1-on-1 with the lsu wrs. it just took time for lsu to find the holes in the zones. tiger wrs running loose in the secondary is a scary thought. lsu ran the ball better that osu figured too.
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Brilliant Aby Normal.


Your goofy claim is certainly supported by Ohio State outgaining lsu in total yardage ( lsu's was a whopping 326) and also a net give away margin of 3 to lsu's favor.


Look....lsu won fair and square,but don't go out into dreamland over it.

Mortimer 01-14-2008 02:25 PM
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Originally Posted by King Glorious
Ever heard of a little program called USC?
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The one that can't match Ohio State AND Michigan in all time wins and winning percentage?

Yes....I have heard of them.


How many secy teams can match these two...by the way?

Coach Pants 01-14-2008 02:30 PM

Cajungator26 01-14-2008 02:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Mortimer
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The one that can't match Ohio State AND Michigan in all time wins and winning percentage?

Yes....I have heard of them.


How many secy teams can match these two...by the way?
You're starting to sound like a delusional Noodle fan. :eek:

Mortimer 01-14-2008 02:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
You're starting to sound like a delusional Noodle fan. :eek:
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Possibly you can refute the facts I have typed to refute the outrageous claims /innuendo put forth by virulent hillbillies?








You do look MAAAAHV-lus !

You rrrrealy do!

Coach Pants 01-14-2008 02:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Mortimer
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Possibly you can refute the facts I have typed to refute the outrageous claims /innuendo put forth by virulent hillbillies?








You do look MAAAAHV-lus !

You rrrrealy do!
You're including stats that occured when nothing but Ward Cleaver's played football.

0-9

Mortimer 01-14-2008 02:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Pillow Pants
You're including stats that occured when nothing but Ward Cleaver's played football.

0-9

I am quoting from the historical record....facts.Your puny secy teams have the same time frame, essentially.


Would you like to know how any secy team looks up against Ohio State just over the last 20 years then?



12-11-1

5-20

Coach Pants 01-14-2008 02:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Mortimer
I am quoting from the historical record....facts.Your puny secy teams have the same time frame, essentially.


Would you like to know how any secy team looks up against Ohio State just over the last 20 years then?



12-11-1

5-20
0-9 when it counts.

Go beat up on some MAC teams and powerhouses like Northwestern and Indiana so you can get back in the NC game and get blasted by another SEC team.

Hey those old stats with all-white players is still respected by Nazis and KKK members. Goo' fo' u.

Mortimer 01-14-2008 02:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Pillow Pants
0-9 when it counts.

5-20 and 12-11-1 also counted...all of them.Just check the archives.

Go beat up on some MAC teams and powerhouses like Northwestern and Indiana so you can get back in the NC game and get blasted by another SEC team.

Apparently you don't do too well against weak Miami of the MAC ( 12-11-1). Nor against Louisiana Lafayette which is representative of YOUR confs. ooc...by the way...they beat you......HA!!


Hey those old stats with all-white players is still respected by Nazis and KKK members. Goo' fo' u.
Those stats beat you when you were doing much worse in the very same era.......KKK.....great southern heritage...aye?


Here's something for all you stinky hillbillies:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bAQg-zWmsI

Remember...







.....it's SOAP.....not SOWP!!

Mortimer 01-14-2008 03:10 PM
Here's something else you stinky dumb hillbillies may enjoy.
First ...listen to how my good friend Andy Kaufman shows you how you all sound to us....and then watch him dismantle Miss SECKEY MOUSE CONF. of 1975....voted the most beautiful winner of all time last year.




Andrew.......


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uQlB...eature=related

Coach Pants 01-14-2008 03:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Mortimer

Mortimer 01-14-2008 03:11 PM
I have a beautiful mind....don't ya know.








=:>

Mortimer 01-14-2008 03:11 PM
SOWP!!!

Mortimer 01-14-2008 03:21 PM
And at the root of their jealousy is having to live under Yankee law for almost 150 years now.

Victorious Team North players .....please join me (won't you?) in my forte...












.... SOWP-A-DOWP!!

Late Fires 01-14-2008 03:29 PM
I don't know, Mort, I think Johnnie Reb has us here.

I mean, the Big Ten's 4-3 record against the SECy the last two years is proof of the SECy domination.

And did you see that bowl game from Orlando, FLORIDA on New Year's Day? Poor Michigan almost couldn't score every time they had the ball because of all that southern speed.

Must be because those SEC teams never play against weaker opposition, like Tulane, or Louisiana Tech, or Middle Tennessee State, or Louisiana-Monroe.

Coach Pants 01-14-2008 03:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Mortimer

Coach Pants 01-14-2008 03:35 PM
"But did you see the Michigan game in the Taco Bell/Meineke/Cash Call bowl? The whole nation was on the edge of their seat watching Lloyd Carr's illustrious career come to an end with a victory!! We didn't have to use the Orlando, FLORIDA excuse like we had to in that meaningless game that was played in New Orleans!! YAY-YUH!!!!"

Coach Pants 01-14-2008 03:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Pillow Pants
"But did you see the Michigan game in the Taco Bell/Meineke/Cash Call bowl? The whole nation was on the edge of their seat watching Lloyd Carr's illustrious career come to an end with a victory!! We didn't have to use the Orlando, FLORIDA excuse like we had to in that meaningless game that was played in New Orleans!! YAY-YUH!!!!"
Oh yeah? Well Tennessee beat Wisconsin in the "I can't believe it's not butter/Depends bowl!" Hah PWNED BIATCH!!

Mortimer 01-14-2008 03:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Late Fires
I don't know, Mort, I think Johnnie Reb has us here.

I mean, the Big Ten's 4-3 record against the SECy the last two years is proof of the SECy domination.

And did you see that bowl game from Orlando, FLORIDA on New Year's Day? Poor Michigan almost couldn't score every time they had the ball because of all that southern speed.

Must be because those SEC teams never play against weaker opposition, like Tulane, or Louisiana Tech, or Middle Tennessee State, or Louisiana-Monroe.
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Fine work,sir.

That secy speed is what caused Mike to fumble at the goal line twice thus holding the score down.



Doggoned Michigan is SSSSSEAUX slow compared to a secy team.

Late Fires 01-14-2008 03:44 PM
"Yeah, it was good to see Lloyd Carr finish his career 6-2 against the SEC. Hey, he won 75% of his games against them just like he did against all the other conferences. How could that be? And why do all these teams keep playing all these games when only the BCS championship game matters? Who is Baffert?"

Coach Pants 01-14-2008 03:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Late Fires
"Yeah, it was good to see Lloyd Carr finish his career 6-2 against the SEC. Hey, he won 75% of his games against them just like he did against all the other conferences. How could that be? And why do all these teams keep playing all these games when only the BCS championship game matters? Who is Baffert?"
Yeah not to mention all of the BCS championships that Carr won...oh wait.

Late Fires 01-14-2008 03:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Pillow Pants
Yeah not to mention all of the BCS championships that Carr won...oh wait.
Yeah, only one national title in 13 years of coaching. That's pretty terrible compared to all those coaches that have won more than that over the past 13 years, like:

Coach Pants 01-14-2008 03:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Late Fires
Yeah, only one national title in 13 years of coaching. That's pretty terrible compared to all those coaches that have won more than that over the past 13 years, like:
Yeah that must've been something the day Michigan won the national title for the first time in 49 years. On that day Michigan fans didn't have to go to their father's graves and ask them to tell the story of the 1948 championship squad.

Late Fires 01-14-2008 04:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Pillow Pants
Yeah that must've been something the day Michigan won the national title for the first time in 49 years. On that day Michigan fans didn't have to go to their father's graves and ask them to tell the story of the 1948 championship squad.
Yeah, they no longer had to console themselves with the fact that they were fans of the winningest program of all time. Oh, I forgot, history doesn't count when you're talking about won/loss records, only mythical national championships.

Coach Pants 01-14-2008 04:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Late Fires
Yeah, they no longer had to console themselves with the fact that they were fans of the winningest program of all time. Oh, I forgot, history doesn't count when you're talking about won/loss records, only mythical national championships.
Consider yourself lucky that there wasn't a playoff system implemented from the get-go because if there was you could count the number of national champions from the Big 10 conference on a hand that's missing 3 fingers.

Mortimer 01-14-2008 04:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Late Fires
Yeah, they no longer had to console themselves with the fact that they were fans of the winningest program of all time. Oh, I forgot, history doesn't count when you're talking about won/loss records, only mythical national championships.
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Oh stop being ridiculous...don't you know if a secy fan didn't see it.....it didn't happen.

Unless,of course,it's in their favor.





I don't know who Baffert is !!




Maybe the DOWP-ON-A-ROWP does.

Coach Pants 01-14-2008 04:22 PM
Grate work!! You two should sign up for ESPN's intern program. Maybe one day when Lou retires, Morty could take over his pep talks segment.

Mortimer 01-14-2008 05:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Pillow Pants
Grate work!! You two should sign up for ESPN's intern program. Maybe one day when Lou retires, Morty could take over his pep talks segment.
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I don't blame you for being frustrated.


You're not doing very well at your fiction vs. our fact game.


Don't forget....ya'all require an Ohio coach born or trained, if not both, to win an nc down there.....most everyone does since the bcs invention.....Miles was Ohio born and Michigan trained by the way.



Stoops
Meyer
Carroll
Miles
Tressel
Saban
Coker




All either Ohio born and/or Ohio State trained....all nc winners


Gosh....that's a LOT!!





















SOWP!!!

Coach Pants 01-14-2008 05:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Mortimer
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I don't blame you for being frustrated.


You're not doing very well at your fiction vs. our fact game.


Don't forget....ya'all require an Ohio coach born or trained, if not both, to win an nc down there.....most everyone does since the bcs invention.....Miles was Ohio born and Michigan trained by the way.



Stoops
Meyer
Carroll
Miles
Tressel
Saban
Coker




All either Ohio born and/or Ohio State trained....all nc winners


Gosh....that's a LOT!!





















SOWP!!!
Yeah they were the smart ones. Who would want to live in Columbus or Ann Arbor? Talk about depressing.

Mortimer 01-14-2008 05:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Pillow Pants
Yeah they were the smart ones. Who would want to live in Columbus or Ann Arbor? Talk about depressing.
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Great factual comeback.

Worthy of inclusion in the next volume of GREAT INTERNET COMEBACKS.



Would you kindly stick to facts?

You are getting clobbered here!

Coach Pants 01-14-2008 05:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Mortimer
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Great factual comeback.

Worthy of inclusion in the next volume of GREAT INTERNET COMEBACKS.



Would you kindly stick to facts?

You are getting clobbered here!
Yeah yeah. Winning percentage matters more than championships. The kind of mentality that gets Buffalo Bills fans through those dark and depressing winters.

You're winning bigtime.

Mortimer 01-14-2008 05:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Pillow Pants
Yeah yeah. Winning percentage matters more than championships. The kind of mentality that gets Buffalo Bills fans through those dark and depressing winters.

You're winning bigtime.

Yes..I know.





Top this:..... 798 .714 7 7 14-0 3/6




Name ONE secy team that can top those numbers.

Only one has more titles..that's the ONLY one you can top.




And before you say individual awards are mythical....so are nc's.

You don't even want to go there.

No one has more Hesimans than Ohio State.....I'll leave it at Heismans.

Mortimer 01-14-2008 05:50 PM
Bonehead Dannie...you may join with your pathetic State Penn to die fors anytime you wish.



Make sure you have bathed first.

Coach Pants 01-14-2008 06:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Yes..I know.





Top this:..... 798 .714 7 7 14-0 3/6




Name ONE secy team that can top those numbers.

Only one has more titles..that's the ONLY one you can top.




And before you say individual awards are mythical....so are nc's.

You don't even want to go there.

No one has more Hesimans than Ohio State.....I'll leave it at Heismans.
Heismans. LOL. You're such a girl.

Mortimer 01-14-2008 06:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Pillow Pants
Heismans. LOL. You're such a girl.
Great answer.




Hillbilly loses in factual confrontation AGAIN!!





























SOWP!!!

Mortimer 01-14-2008 06:33 PM
Try 798 and .714 on for size ,too.


And when you admit no secy team can beat that...I'll toss in Michigan's just to thoroughly embarrass you.












STOP WITH CORNCOB!!


YOU STINK!!


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