"I sent my resume to HRTV and TVG and listed my father as a reference. He's a retired jockey. Will I get an interview?"

'Soon we will have Suffy-Poo Moomoth vacay photos!!!!!!"

" I thought tvg was a garden show on tv!!!"

"Unconfirmed reports at Mamouth say the Loch Ness Monster was spotted in the Infield"

" I understood them better when it was a garden show."

" I didn't know the LN Monster was spotted!!!"

"Where is Baffert!???????"

"Turns out it wasn't the Loch Ness Monster. It was Gary Sciacca"

"Who is Edgar Playdough?"

"Why isn't Dic Stuffer calling the races at Mamouth?"

" Are the horsies wearing mud flaps today? "

" I called the races already.They don't sell no rye bread...or horseradish."

" I draw circles around horseys I want to win in the program. What if I draw circles around 2 I want to box? Will it still work?"

"When does the first AD race start at Monomooth?"

"Why don't they ever let the Riccola Bros. blow their horns for big races? Who is that same funny man always blowing his? It's not fair."

'Why did Erin go bra????? Didn't she wear one before? Why not? Who is Erin?""

"Who is Andy? Why does everyone ask him stupid questions?"

" Can someone help me with my scratches?"

"Is Discreet Cat a spy for Al-Qaeda?"

"My mom told me to wear a London Fog to Mamouth tomorrow. How am I going to get fog from London on such short notice?"