"I picked 3 in the pick 3. Now what?"

" Does anyone know the number for 911? I have an emergency...I think I broke my Whodey."

"I think you have to carry it over to the pick 4."

"What is a pick 4 ?"

"Can I pick 5 for the pick 4?"

"I guess that would be a pick 5? What are picks?"

"How is the track playing today? I don't have my track records yet."

Morty...remember three words....




not those three words....







these three words.....







Quality not Quantity

"European horsies are automatic tosses when the grass is yielding"

"Where am I ?"

I just talked to a guy at O'Reilly Auto Parts and he said Dylan Thomas has the bird flu"

" Why don't tracks sell tv guides for the tv's? Why doesn't Cleveland make Indian guides available?"

" What good are auto parts when you can buy a whole auto? Who was Auto Graham?"

" Someone at the track said they were going to fix my wagon. I don't even have a wagon!!"

"Is Michael Lewis still racing?"

"Where are MommyDearest's tits?"

"Hey why isn't :58 flat on today? Wokka Wokka Wokka!!"

" I don't think she has any."

"I met Suffy-Poo at Mamouth and she was wet"

" What the dots in front of horsies times? Are those colons? Would one dot mean a semicolon?"