"I have some bad reports on Whodey.What seems to be Mr. Whodey's primary malfunction? Is he the one with the weather fixation? Is he unhappy with the race day weather conditions? Does he have umbrella insurance? Or am I mixing him up with WAC'D?

What do you get if you mixed Whodey with WAC'D?? A WADY? A Whoc? What is a WADY? What is a Whoc? Is that what covers paper?

Where is Baffert!!?"

"I talk to Conan O'Brien in my sleep and he tells me Dylan Thomas is sore."

"What if the Dwarf Nymph had Uncly Trusts tits? I think she would tip over forward. What if you mixed Uncly with MommyDearest? Uncly Dearest? Would she put up with hangers in the stretch??

Where is TommyNoTits?





WHO IS BAFFERT!!??? "

People who want to know the condition of the turf course...this just in:

The turf course was sprayed today with conditioner to make it soft and more managable. The horses should be able to slide through it without any split ends.

"Why r fb players now allowed to race in the AD?"

"Why is the track wet? Is it aroused?"

' Oh....without any....my phooey."

"The track has a wetty!!!?"

" ror!!..eat my dust!"

" I bet Desperate Housewives at the show window."

"TooFatToPrance's selections or a swift kick in the balls?"

"Dylan Thomas scratched by order of the track dentist"

"What happened to Greg Gold's nuggets?"

"Why don't they ever say what a horsey scratched???"

"and Why Would We Care Anyways??"

"What is a washing machine?.....I mean an ATM machine?"

"Why ,according to the program, do we care if a horsey is a bute?"

" Why can't we get FPs....future performances? Is this Mr. Gardens fault?"

"Will they be giving away track records today at Bigmouth? Why not DC's?"

"I forgot where the VD is being run at again..can u help me? And when is it again? Will there be weather again?"