"Calling Mr. Baffert....calling Mr. Baffert......Mr.Lucas wants to know who you are."

"freddymo's guide to the handicap"

"Whatever happened to Xsenser?"

"I just lost an idea and boy does it smell bad!"

" Why do they call it 6 furlongs? Why not just say a half mile???"

" Whya mile and 70? Why not just call it 6 furlongs?"

" What are furlongs?"

" Dave Mayson is learning his lines. Late Fires is doing his."

"I just shook John DaSilva's hand and I'm all out of Purell."

" Why are there so many tv's at the racetrack? How come when I go to a tv store I don't see any racetracks???"

" I have to go now....the hardware store had no red bush yesterday. Maybe I can find one in front of the backside."

"Why would I want to pay extra for box seating? I'll sit in a chair, thank you."

" What are tits??"

" I didn't find any red bush but did find a nice crop."

"How do I post pics of the Chief of Staff?"

" Who is up on the Distaff?"

" I'll bet they are mimicing us in The Padlock....the snots."

"NoChanceToDance named Head Fluffer for Coolmore"

" I got another 1 on Horsey scratch off!!!!"

"Pillow got darted."