"What questions is Grooves asking Andy?"

"I met a fellow DT'er at Mamouth and he was wearing a cape and had vampire teeth."

"Who is Andy?"

" That was Suffy-Poo. She's the Vamp of Iceland."

"Will anyone be psoting pics of their Vermouth Vacay?"

"Welcome CurlinFan1, DT's first black poster"

"I'm late....I need to get to Churchill fast for the NJ Derby.....how can I get a speeding ticket?"

"I'll be panhandling at Crackside Live off Poplar Level tomorrow. Wanna meet up?"

" ANyone know how to post picks or have a weather forecast? I HATE betting when it rains. Maybe I will bet anyway......I'm hitting myself in the head with a hammer right now....boy do I hate that."

"I needed the seben in the finally. Now I gota eat Meowmix all weak."

" I do not know how to handle pans...only backsides."

"Where is the Quarterhorse Classic today? Where is Penny Lane?"

"Where can I find Les Onaka's BC picks?"

" Here's a Grooves question.....Can you bet on youbet????"

" Why isn't Andy Beyer here to help us? Is he Baffert?"

"Good racing luck!!!....Good grief."

"Calder? Damn near killed her. PPs Punnies of the weak."

"sumwun punishes you."

"Mr. Crist will you please cut back on the tofu, for cristsakes!!"

" I Just Got Back From Marmouth!!!!!"