"Latest weather at Vermouth? Did they move? Will their be HO betting today?"

"Why doesn't Steve get banned from The Padlock? Who is Steve???"

"How can I get a parking ticket for Mamouth today?"

" How many horses do I need to bet the pick 6?....6?????"

" What races will pick one betting be allowed on today?"

"Why isn't a DD a pick 2?"

"ROR!..I guess it could be a honk 2!"

"Are there tours of Christina Olivares' backside?"

"My POV just went to the woody stage."

"I was cuddling with Mike Watchmaker last night.....than I woke up."

"Must you have a backside to work the backside?....I would like to work a backside.....I hope I have good backside luck.""

" A dwarf just appeared. Is that Baffert? I didn't know he was a dwarf."

"Just got back from the backside and I can't find my wallet"

" The nymph will get a swelly now."

" What luck!! I got a piece of backside and found a wallet!!"

"Richard Dutrow is a handsome fella. Whoo I'm drunk!" - sumitas

" Hey Dannie!! Nice backside!"

"Who is this megsmera and why is she diggin' in my garbage?"

"Has the NewJersey Derby started yet?"

"Who is in charge of The Padlock? The inmates?"