"I ate tote this morning."

" She had a swelly."

"nyuk-nyuk-nyuk."

"Will they have weather at Vermouth today? Anyone know?"

"Uh-oh...I'm getting a POV."

" Is Richard Burch going to be attending today? Who is attending? Who is Baffert?"

"Someone offered to show me the backside. I punched him in the face."

" How do I get pics pasted here from Pittsburgh?"

" Backside people look like dwarves to me...they're so far away....then when I got close.....I saw they WERE dwarves!!"

"Where is the dwarf nymph?"

"Whatever happened to Lady Joanne? Is she still running or retired to HO?"

"I was told there are lots of blow jobs available on the backside. Any truth to that?"

" What is a HO?"

"I'm going directly to the front of the backside."

" What do they do with the gate after the start....close it? I would sure hope so."

"One thing is for sure...there is alot of crack on the backside"

" How can I show pics from my Pittsburgh vacay here? What do I do? How do I do it? What do you do? Who are you? Are you Baffert? Do you have any pics?"

" I like female jockeys with really,really long hair."

" Does anyone have any pics of Baffert?"

"What about pics of yourself? Ask how to post them and then post them. Don't aske me. I don't know how to."