I'm still cleaning up the water I spit all over my desk, too freaking funny. Even more of a JC homer than a Gator homer....LMAO

It's a good thing that it's water you're spitting this time, Bill... :D

Do you know a single good handicapper that plays a WHOLE card and wins? I'll answer for you so you don't sound stupid...answer is No...if you pick a couple of horses that you like per race card, it shows true handicapping ability, not picking three horses in every race.....

Any amount on Hooves if you want Chin, you just let me know and I will pay you March 3rd at Gulfstream

Nah, Tom... you boys can have your fun. I'm not made of money... Cunningham loses and I'll buy you a few drinks in March. Cool?

Joel, I see that you were feeling a little fiesty yesterday when you started this thread.

I wonder why I find this entire thread hilarious?:confused: LOL ;) :D

Oh yes, and I'll take Joel over probably almost anyone at CD, and not because I want to get into his pants, but because he knows his stuff. And yes, I would put money up for it except that I would rather actually PLAY IT ON THE PONIES.

Actually, I believe the best handicappers come out when they have to pick every race and mot cherry pick...remember, WE ARE NOT BETTING REAL MONEY HERE so what does it matter...you don't have to wager on every race

Sorry JC, even at CD you'll never come up with enough "steam" to beat a good handicapper.

And yes, this contest will never come off but it does make for some interesting reading.

You are already going to buy me a few drinks, I know I am going to try and get you hammered.....

Thank you for this comment, tells me everything I need to know.

Lmao........

LOL! You won't need to try... I'm capable of doing it on my own. :D

All kidding aside, it'll be fun in March. Be ready to buy me a few. HAHA! :p

we all know how you get hammered. I will wear my Earnhardt get up for ya....

I just don't like being bound by rules....I am a horseplayer and a prognosticator/analysts and my strategy is to make money in real life and not through gettying around sets of handicapping rules...

Believe me, I wish we were at CD in person this weekend and were able to start with an even amount on a voucher and our OWN bankroll - no fake money so that you would have to worry about losing your actual cash out of your pocket if you had to load up late to ty and beat me....

The bottomline is that I could make more money than you at the Church and pick more winners - no boundaries other than a starting bankroll would be the fair thing...

I'm an analyst and real horse player more than tourney-style player (think I've only played 2 tourneys in my life and they were with groups and not in my name because I wasn't allowed to play tourneys when I worked at FG and CDI).......The bootmline is that I'l predict more outcomes at CD than yo would on a day's card and make more money, while you're probably better suited for tourney rules because you know how to strategize around them and maximize yourself....

I don't worry about rules in real life other than trying to make money. :)

...and believe me, I would match my knowledge of the horseflesh on the grounds in Louisville with anyone on this board....

the whole point of this was to get joel to look in the mirror...he constantly touts of his inside connections and calls some of the best cappers on the planet weasles. not me im far from the skill level of byk ,btw.and such ..you just come off as a know it all..then when your wrong you wont admit it..this contest was just a example of your bs..you see how my prize was just to get you to shut up with the redboarding crap ..lets revisit this thread..your a joke.. and moreover..the contest i put out was completely fair yet you bawk at the rules...any one on here can attest to the fact that i can capp a bit...but im really just tired of your constant name dropping and "inside" info you have the scoop on crap..the ones ive mentioned have volumes more info than you will ever know...some times i just wonder how you walk through a doorway your friggin head is so big...im done here have a nice day..

Yeah, goes to show how well you "know" me. I love Nascar, but that doesn't make me a Dale Earnhardt hillbilly fan. You'll figure that out at GP in March. Until then... assume away...

Now how in the hell would the competition know if you stacked your voucher between races?

Jeff Gordon fan, eh?

Can't stand him, actually. :)

I pull for one of the nicest guys in the garage... Carl Edwards.

Is he Dick Trickle's cousin?

LOL... is Kenny Schrader considered "Dick Trickle"?

People liken me to Elliot Sadler...

Well... if you're like E, than you're a fun character. You'd like him... he can party with the best of em.

If this gets to you then you are truly a loser, sir....How about this solution: Just don't read my posts, good enough crybaby?


Tell me when I was wrong....that Bernardini lost?..Of course he lost...you have two eyes, don't you? You needed me to tell you that. Get a life, bro. Do I still think he is one of the best horses in the last 20 years? Yes - AND THAT IS MY OPINION and it cannot e proven right or wrong. Do I think he didn't fire his best race and didn't handle the CD track? YES, I do think that - but who really cares?...It is speculation ad OPINION - no facts...

And you bawked at my terms. Again, THE BOTTTOMLINE IS THAT I WILL PREDEICT MORE OUTCOMES AT CD THEN YOU ANY DAY OF THE WEEK. Waht can't you understand about that?

Yes we're aware how overconfident you are. I don't know why you inferred that I'm a tournament player. Never entered one and never plan to.
The only fun thing is to watch how you pat yourself on the back about how great your knowledge is, yet at the same time you give yourself away each day in your posts. example (good handicappers don't cherry pick the races, or the fact that you're using people to sign for your irs tickets)
i don't see how you could possibly be making money based on your comments.
if I were handicapping the posters on this board in terms of how good I percieve their handicapping expertise to be, i don't think i could put you in the top twenty. Might be the subject for an interesting board poll though.

A) I wasn't talking to you

B) I could care less what you percieve, frankly, as I gave anyone an opportunity to meet at CD and have a handicap-off a CD two weeks ago. The bottomline is that it is all specualtion on an internet site....If any of you want to meet at Gulfstream in person and see who does better at the races, I'm up for it.....

make it Tampa Bay Downs when I vist this winter and you have a bet:D

No way anybody beats the Terror of Tampa Bay! :D :eek:

Too hard for him....He has to have everything his way or he bails. Hooves's offer is perfect. It limited someone from winning right away and it shows what true handicappers need. Patience, and the knowledge of when to get your money into the pools. Chin just wants to throw some darts and hopefully beat Hooves so they we can REALLY hear him chirp

Now you may have me a tthat track if you are used to betting it...I am a GP and FG (mostly FG) guy in the winter so I rarely look at Tampa and don't have a much success there due to the deep, funny track......you'd probably smoke me :D

Speaking of chirping, I found that comment to be ironic aftyer reading this post and 95% of your other posts....LOL

If you weren't talking to me then kindly do not copy my post in your reply.

listen forrest im not even the best on this board and you are way down the ladder from me...i play with real money..the plays i put out in the selections area..on keenland and churchill have put your green sheet crew to shame ...i gave out the pick six yesterday as steve can attest too ..so wipe your ass with that green sheet crap your helping no one with it..and why do you post a link to that crap on another guys web site..get your own forum and you can talk to yourself...its just bad taste......

The bulk of that post was obviously to the other dude

Make your hand in the shape of an "L" and slowly place it on your forehead....yeah, thats it....good

I love how you losers get such a rise out of me? Anomocity maybe?

your a clown..you have no credibily here...

New word? Brilliant.

Chirp Chirp

Thank you. I'll take it as a compliment coming from you

[quote=Cunningham Racing]Thank you. I'll take it as a compliment coming from you[/QUOTE...and i just gave out the super at church....but your the best...school is open...