ANY horsey could fill out this super.

WELL I KNOW I'M EXCITED!!




Only a few more days....hang in there.Your Unparalleled,Fine KD Analysis is soon to be seen for 2008..I haven't been wrong yet.

ooooo

I can't wait

Please be better the jcs/pg and others. I have heard you are the

BEST HANDICAPPA EVAH

The Good Lord knows you've always been there for me.


To answer your question.......I'm not going to say I'm the best......but the 5 Steve's ( Byk,Haskin,Sterling,Crist, and Beyer) copy off me all the time.


















DING-DING-DING!!






What's that?








Oh my God!!






You have won a prize!








Give me any track..any race .....I will give you todays winner.

Sir, I would like the winner of Friday's Crown Royal American Turf at Churchill Downs, I say this because I already know the winner of the Oaks, and by this time, I am going to really need a winner....

I said....today.

Sir, today does me NO GOOD. I am stuck in 6x6 cubicle with angry supposed 50 year old woman (she is more like 60) that hates the world because she had one husband pass away and another cheat on her with a woman that was like 30.

halo najib

Most men cheat ... tell her to get used to it. Maybe she can take advantage of you? It might cheer her up. :D

She is 60 years old....take it easy

And most men don't cheat, it is the broads that are attracted to the tough asses that have smadiums on and try to roll with like 3 chicks are the ones that cheat.

Hey, I was married to a normal guy from Indiana, Scav. He had no issue cheating and believe me, he was no tough ass trying to roll with 3 chicks at a time.

First off, your main issue was that he was from Indiana, right there means the IQ is like 45 points lower then normal human beings, 2ndly..........I don't have a 2nd

^^^^^ genius

Pretty close in most cases, except for spelling and/or the english language

That's what you get for marrying a sissy.

FROM INDY ANNA

I better be careful, I am staying in Indiana this week...

You give the entries...I'll give you the winner,but don't let it happen again.

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It beats staying in the land of the Fighting Vagini.

Sir, there are two states in Illinois, Northern Illinois and Southern Illinois, please do not confuse me with Southern Illinois

Oh.









So do you have the entries?

They are yet to be drawn, should be available by late this afternoon, how much do you recommend, in a %, that I put on your horses from your choice?

In a % ...of what?

Oh..you mean how certain I will be about the winner?

Where's Stevie Haskin?



Someone tell him to get his behind in here.

I'll show him how it's done....and have no fear whatsoever in doing so.

No sir, while I will not tell you what my bankroll is for Friday and Saturday, lets say you had one hundred dollars as your bankroll for Friday, how much would you be putting on this horsey

Entries still not up, damn kentuckyians

Boy...you're easy.


But OK.....I will answer once I have the cards.....I mean entries.

9th (4:47)
Crown Royal American Turf S. (G3)

1 1/16 Miles (Turf) | Open | 3 Year Olds Stakes | Purse: $150,000

Post # Horse Jockey Weight Claim Price Equip. Med.
1 Free Fighter Mena M 117 LA
2 Nistle's Crunch Borel C H 117 LA
3 Cannonball Solis A 121 LA
4 Processor's Turf Smith M E 117 LA
5 Tizdejavu Gomez G K 117 LA
6 Halo Najib Desormeaux K J 117 LA
7 Blackberry Road Leparoux J R 117 LA
8 Prussian Velazquez J R 123 LA
9 Sailor's Cap Prado E S 117 L
10 Boss Lafitte Albarado R J 117 L
11 Cape of Storms McKee J 117 LA

new race because I already know the winner of that one. OH MY I love that my boy is entered.....

Sire, I would like the winner of this race......

7th (3:04)
Edgewood S.

1 1/16 Miles (Turf) | Fillies | 3 Year Olds Stakes | Purse: $150,000

Post # Horse Jockey Weight Claim Price Equip. Med.
1 Zee Zee Desormeaux K J 117 LA
2 Holy Grace Dominguez R A 117 LA
3 Magger Bags Borel C H 117 LA
4 Clearly Foxy Bridgmohan S X 123 LA
5 Gypsy Baby (IRE) Gomez G K 117 LA
6 Grace and Power Velazquez J R 117 LA
7 Valentine Fever Leparoux J R 117 LA
8 My Baby Baby Prado E S 117 LA
9 Summer Courtship Albarado R J 117 LA

IDIOT!!




Are you switching races on me??

What kind of friggin' deal is this?

7-4 for the straight exacta on the race YOU asked about---that's more than you deserve.

Sir, I don't need your very smart knowledge in that race, I already have the winner, Thank you very much for that straight exacta, you will buy myself and my friends very many mint juleps becuase of AVery SMARTman

Oh all right....straight exacta of 4-7 for the raced you rudely switched to.

Click it in there ,sir!!

Click click, hooray, click click hooray

For he is a very smart fellow, for he is a very smart fellow, nobody can deny

Sir, are those ZC's or have you switch methodology on us?

Yes...I thought it quite obvious this is the well known Mirror Image ZC ploy at work here as we so often have seen in two unrelated races.



I can't believe you had to ask.

All right...that's enough of that.

Stupid stupid stupid.

Of course it was the MIZC....

It's been a while. I won't let it happen again.

Shame-shame.


But I know your own embarrassment is enough punishment.I'm just going to pretend I never heard the question.

But that was funny!!