Oh well.





Phil has been purified.

But there's always BentMyPud.





And about 35 others.

ror!


Do that to Andrew...I dare ya.

i have also grown fond of the crinkle/trash can response.
it give you a nice visual to go with the words.

Behooved...as always,sir.







I'm working on setting fire to the cards with a high powered lighter.



I have the " FWOOM!!" down on lighting the lighter,but can you suggest sound for the flame out portion?



"POOF!".....maybe??

Wow!
Just got off the phone with Fat Louie. He's on the backstretch. I don't know if he drank or smoked his breakfast, but he reported a van with Mississpi plates just off-loaded two horses, stablemates. Can it be? Can they be late supplements? Fat Louie says their names are, you guessed it....
Crinkle and Trashcan but his words were a bit slurred.

Stand clear everybody.





I'm about to hit this one with a pie.





All ready on the right...





...all ready on the left...







...all ready on the firing line.














































SPLAT!!!!!!!!!!













A-HAHAHAHAHAHA



Ya look good in lemon.

Missed!
Hey Morty, do you know anything about a trainer nick-named "Weggie"?
He's from some place in Mississippi, walks like he's wearing swim fins, and has a track pony named Parimecium.

-News flash-
A famous trainer known (to those in-the-know) as Mr. Peanut sadly reports that while off-loading the van, Crinkle fell, shattering his left front seismoid.
Before he could be reloaded for a trip to New Bolton, Trashcan came out and piled on. Trashcan was "humanely euthanized", as was Crinkle.
Parimecium was so despondent that he hit his head on the van roof. His current whereabouts are unknown, but rumor has it that he's alpo bound.
If you're traveling south on the Jersey Turnpike and see an empty van with Mississippi plates, driving erraticly of course, and a despondent guy wearing swimfins on the gas pedal, well...now ya know the story.
Sorry for your loss, Morty. Any other picks?

Yow.






I hope they all lose now.

I really don't care.

Crushing.


RIP Trashcan





RIP Crinkle




RIP Paramecium



Check e-bay for the used swim fins.
Sad day for Weggie....up the crack without a saddle.

would you guys please quit wasting all the paper??

ok Danzig, just an attempt at humor...and something to post in response to the hijack.
As another poster says so often...."I'm egg sighted".
Good racin' luck.

lol

yeah, mine was an attempt as well...guess it hit the target as well as mortys pie.

sorry Danzig



lol lol lol is being trained up to the travers

lol lol lol will be out the rest of the year, didn't you hear?

Mort has a new horse, HAHAHA who is a surprise late entrant in the Belmont. Bet him with both fists! (No pun intended. ;) )

I'mawildandcrazyguy is 6-1. What are bettors smoking??!?!??!?!

It's either LOL, HAHAHA..or Splatt

Shoulda mentioned "THUD"

Maybe it's just me but I really love this field considering what a typical Belmont sans Triple Crown opportunity usually brings us. I can complement all the horses in some capacity. Rags is a terrific looking filly with some serious guts and talent, Curlin hopping around, Tiago's getting better all the time, Slew's Tizzy looks like daddy, Imawildandcrazyguy's a cutie that can run all day, and Hard Spun's just plain fast and I really think looks like his daddy too. I got to eyeballing CP West on the tv coverage before they had riders up and if he doesn't run well today, he better run well in the future, otherwise those rippling muscles are gonna go to waste.

I said this about the Derby and the Preakness, we could have a lot of fun today if everyone stays safe and sound.