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Scav 07-17-2008 09:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bigsmc
You must have heard wrong. I am a MCL4k at Finger Lakes.

Kev, at what age do they (golfers) not know what hitting one on the screws means? Or better yet, what year was the last club made with screws on the face.

How old is Garrison? If he's young, quiz him on the first tee tomorrow and throw him off his game. "Say Garrison, do you know where hitting one on the screws comes from?"

It's kind of like saying "Dial 1-800-Total Crap" to buy something knowing there hasn't been a rotary phone manufactured in years. People 25 years old have probably never "dialed" a phone.
What do you usually shoot?

GPK 07-17-2008 09:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bigsmc
You must have heard wrong. I am a MCL4k at Finger Lakes.

Kev, at what age do they (golfers) not know what hitting one on the screws means? Or better yet, what year was the last club made with screws on the face.

How old is Garrison? If he's young, quiz him on the first tee tomorrow and throw him off his game. "Say Garrison, do you know where hitting one on the screws comes from?"

It's kind of like saying "Dial 1-800-Total Crap" to buy something knowing there hasn't been a rotary phone manufactured in years. People 25 years old have probably never "dialed" a phone.

OHHHHHHH!!!!! can't believe I forgot this....Garrison is only 19. Garrison has a Mom.....Garrison's Mom walked all 18 holes with us today. Garrison's mom:{>: :{>: :{>:

Scav 07-17-2008 09:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GPK
OHHHHHHH!!!!! can't believe I forgot this....Garrison is only 19. Garrison has a Mom.....Garrison's Mom walked all 18 holes with us today. Garrison's mom:{>: :{>: :{>:
LOL....This is awesome....

This is exactly why the 81 came today...don't tell me any different

GPK 07-17-2008 09:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Scav
LOL....This is awesome....

Garrison's Mom had on white pants today....Garrison's Mom wears a thong:)

Garrison's Mom:{>: :{>: :{>:

Bigsmc 07-17-2008 09:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GPK
Garrison's Mom had on white pants today....Garrison's Mom wears a thong

Garrison's Mom:{>: :{>: :{>:
Get a hold of yourself. Garrison is winning the battle. He and Mommy are laughing over their machiata's tonight about how they threw you off today.

Tomorrow, Garrison's Mom will be wearing a miniskirt.

Concentrate man, CONCENTRATE.




















Or, if you shoot another 81, the least you can do is find out if she is divorced and get her damn number.





















I've got three words for you.....cell phone camera.....please share Garrison's Mom with the rest of us. Don't get caught though.


:D

Scav 07-17-2008 09:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GPK
Garrison's Mom had on white pants today....Garrison's Mom wears a thong:)

Garrison's Mom:{>: :{>: :{>:
White pants on a chick are very hot....She knows her son aint checking it out, oh, well it is Virginia but I doubt it.....Probably part of her ploy....Bet you tomorrow she is rockin it again.

You aren't going to get 'that' by shooting an 81 though.....

jwkniska 07-17-2008 09:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GPK
It aint the putter...its the puttee.
You're the absolute first golfer I've ever heard that from. Good luck tomorrow! I know the feeling on putting, either awesome or awful (avg about 32-33 when I'm playing good, but have way, way too many 80/40 rounds too).

I'd rather be the late tee time than first guy off the tee. Last buddy of mine in a tourney that was 1st to go off, hit right after a 2 min speech from the mayor... and promptly dumped it right into the pond just in front of the 1st tee. Our whole high school golf team razzed him about that for 4 yrs!

Bigsmc 07-17-2008 09:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Scav
What do you usually shoot?
Triple digits....

Heels1989 07-17-2008 09:32 PM
MILF in a white thong on the golf course. I likey. :tro:

Scav 07-17-2008 09:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bigsmc
Triple digits....
OOOOOO

We would compete

herkhorse 07-17-2008 09:41 PM
This is great stuff, just shoot a fing 69 tomorrow, forget about garrison's mom. No wonder you played so bad. my god!

pgardn 07-17-2008 09:59 PM
The boy is just getting warmed up.
He been off for a while.

The short game will be but putty in his hands.
He wants to be on the green. He loves the putter.
He loves the clean sweet click and the pop of the ball dropping in.

hypnosis on line version 4.35

brockguy 07-18-2008 01:31 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GPK
Garrison's Mom had on white pants today....Garrison's Mom wears a thong:)

Garrison's Mom:{>: :{>: :{>:
and you blame your putter? best of luck today..

Garrison's Mom 07-18-2008 04:44 AM
Hope you like my outfit today.

Good luck.

:{>: :{>: :{>:

ddthetide 07-18-2008 05:58 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GPK
OHHHHHHH!!!!! can't believe I forgot this....Garrison is only 19. Garrison has a Mom.....Garrison's Mom walked all 18 holes with us today. Garrison's mom:{>: :{>: :{>:
forget the MILF! zone in and shoot that 70 !:tro:

philcski 07-18-2008 08:59 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Garrison's Mom
Hope you like my outfit today.

Good luck.

:{>: :{>: :{>:
Oh, SNAP!!!

OOOOOOOOOO

Coach Pants 07-18-2008 09:39 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by herkhorse
This is great stuff, just shoot a fing 69 tomorrow, forget about garrison's mom. No wonder you played so bad. my god!
He needs to shoot a 68 and owe her 1.

Mortimer 07-18-2008 09:40 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Garrison's Mom
Hope you like my outfit today.

Good luck.

:{>: :{>: :{>:

Carla...get lost.

Scav 07-18-2008 10:34 AM
Lets guess what GPK shot today....I am going to say 74 with 32 putts

Bigsmc 07-18-2008 11:04 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Scav
Lets guess what GPK shot today....I am going to say 74 with 32 putts
73


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