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OldDog 09-05-2014 07:46 AM

Huh. Shouldn't I be under MMSC?

my miss storm cat 09-05-2014 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OldDog (Post 997127)
Huh. Shouldn't I be under MMSC?

You mean like last night? :p

OldDog 09-05-2014 01:10 PM

Oh! I




uh




um






oh my

:o :wf

Rileyoriley 09-05-2014 07:05 PM

Clyde-$46,641.20
Sighty-$44,846.10
Arletta-$41,520.70
Me-$41,558.90
MMSC-$27,313.90
OD-$16,912.90
Herky-$14,602
Geekie-$9889.90


FINAL SCORES!!!
ONCE AGAIN OUR GREAT AND POWERFUL LEADER HAS WON THE CONTEST!!:tro:
CONGRATULATIONS CLYDEMASTER!!!!:{>::$:[/quote]


Happy now OD????:rolleyes:

Rileyoriley 09-05-2014 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OldDog (Post 997127)
Huh. Shouldn't I be under MMSC?

Sometimes it's better to be under, sometimes better on top.;)

OldDog 09-05-2014 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 997240)
Happy now OD????:rolleyes:

Si, amica mia!


Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 997241)
Sometimes it's better to be under, sometimes better on top.;)

Yes, it's true.

Rileyoriley 09-06-2014 12:25 PM

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MY BRIEF ACCEPTANCE SPEECH

by Clyde Collinwood,creator of CLYDEFROM!!

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Thank you so much for all your energy in this wonderful contest,2 Most Likely.I enjoy winning and winning this contest is most enjoyable.Which reminds me.I have written a book called THE JOY OF WINNING.

Anyhoo....not being one to gloat and being very modest,I think the acceptance speech should now end.

After all;I should be modest since I was born in Macon,GA and abandon at 6 months to a small wooden shack in the forest where a pack of wolves found and raised me.At the age of 6 or so, I decided to leave the pack and set foot on my own.To say I am a self made icon is to say S5P has more picks than a coal miner's museum.Some things are a given.

Stumbling upon the ZC's while going through my very good friend's (Mrs. Ed)book collection....that is when my mercurial rise in professional handicapping began,I believe I have now won more than 7 million contests.It has become quite boring; lacking challenge.

Oh, I should fess up here.On that FeldSpar contest.I lied.Really entered that one as Scott'sDad.Not wanting to be honest as I knew I would win and therefor sound aloof....I pretended I was CK.


You will get no complaint from me as to my not receiving any prizes nor awards to date for winning,again, the most prestigious horsey contest on the i-net:The Clydevivor Series.Named in my honor, of course.

Could anyone even fathom The Cardvarkivor Series?

BLECH!!

What a mess.


In keeping with my humble spirit,thank you Deborah.I appreciate this most recent triumph of mine.I would also like to thank each and every loser who played.Without you;there could be no me.You all may display pathetic skills....but just know that I know that,too.


It's like that old ,great song----You Do Nothing To Me.

my miss storm cat 09-07-2014 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 997295)
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MY BRIEF ACCEPTANCE SPEECH

by Clyde Collinwood,creator of CLYDEFROM!!


Could anyone even fathom The Cardvarkivor Series?

OH!!! OH!!! I WANT TO PLAY THAT!

Arletta 09-08-2014 08:43 PM

From the one with too much time on his hands ~ Clyde




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Oh my.To think there is someone who believes Cardvark works,There is a thread which would give you freedom from your dark world;all you have to do is ask.


Anyhoo....boy is there going to be one big ol' dead spot until the B.C.

Not if Clyde Z. Collinwood has anything to say about it.

=:>



Another big hit by Oscar Notorious: She Came in Through the Bathroom Window-----So I Shot Her.

Well....ya know----if you want adulation from the masses and they oblige with shameless adulation,and then in an adulatory thread someone has the historic NERVE to suggest only that the adulation is a little over the top;you really shouldn't join in with ( meaning the adulatee) a response saying something like,"How dare you! Every time a thread is opened up congratulating me on something----there you are trying to knock me down."

If I have to explain the above,you should go back and read post# 465.

On to the more important.

ME!


This one's about the Starship and my Hottie....and ME!:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WFLUhSym80


If you chair danced to that one-----your chair is ruined.AND....you looked stupid.



This year's horsey of the year, if not Salient Dan....is going to be It'sMyLuckyDay.You just watch SportyFans.Oh look! DaffyDanny just posted her opinion about something!!!! And it WASN'T, "I agree with everything you said."

THUD!!



Jeannie warned me about touching her dupa, Boo bee's are OK, but apparently the dupa is not.Now, she is an itty bitty disturbed....but would not most girls be of the reverse mind?Or more likely would place both on or off limits? Selective seduction I guess.She's trying to build in suspense.

I don't listen to her anyway.

I take what I want.

Whenever I want it.


This , if not the other, will get me gelded.....but: Oscar has remade the great bluegrass hit----Ah Did Not Know The Gun Was Low-did,So Sorry Mah Dear.By the way,SportyFans....I am going through Stressful Life Tests.Did no studying for them;unprepared.So please....no starting self pity threads....OK?

"Hey ....God. I know we have been at odds with each other,but what if I said that maybe I am trying to believe in you again? Wouldn't that be like accepting you and according to your words;would you not forgive me for all my blasphemies and allow me through Heaven's doors when that time comes?"




"....uh,no...."







My imitation of the Elvis Presley


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wb0Jmy-JYbA

Rileyoriley 09-08-2014 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arletta (Post 997638)
From the one with too much time on his hands ~ Clyde




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Oh my.To think there is someone who believes Cardvark works,There is a thread which would give you freedom from your dark world;all you have to do is ask.


Anyhoo....boy is there going to be one big ol' dead spot until the B.C.

Not if Clyde Z. Collinwood has anything to say about it.

=:>



Another big hit by Oscar Notorious: She Came in Through the Bathroom Window-----So I Shot Her.

Well....ya know----if you want adulation from the masses and they oblige with shameless adulation,and then in an adulatory thread someone has the historic NERVE to suggest only that the adulation is a little over the top;you really shouldn't join in with ( meaning the adulatee) a response saying something like,"How dare you! Every time a thread is opened up congratulating me on something----there you are trying to knock me down."

If I have to explain the above,you should go back and read post# 465.

On to the more important.

ME!


This one's about the Starship and my Hottie....and ME!:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WFLUhSym80


If you chair danced to that one-----your chair is ruined.AND....you looked stupid.



This year's horsey of the year, if not Salient Dan....is going to be It'sMyLuckyDay.You just watch SportyFans.Oh look! DaffyDanny just posted her opinion about something!!!! And it WASN'T, "I agree with everything you said."

THUD!!



Jeannie warned me about touching her dupa, Boo bee's are OK, but apparently the dupa is not.Now, she is an itty bitty disturbed....but would not most girls be of the reverse mind?Or more likely would place both on or off limits? Selective seduction I guess.She's trying to build in suspense.

I don't listen to her anyway.

I take what I want.

Whenever I want it.


This , if not the other, will get me gelded.....but: Oscar has remade the great bluegrass hit----Ah Did Not Know The Gun Was Low-did,So Sorry Mah Dear.By the way,SportyFans....I am going through Stressful Life Tests.Did no studying for them;unprepared.So please....no starting self pity threads....OK?

"Hey ....God. I know we have been at odds with each other,but what if I said that maybe I am trying to believe in you again? Wouldn't that be like accepting you and according to your words;would you not forgive me for all my blasphemies and allow me through Heaven's doors when that time comes?"




"....uh,no...."







My imitation of the Elvis Presley


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wb0Jmy-JYbA

To the one who has too much time on his hands and his hands on too many dupas,

There may be a Belmont weekend (JCGC, etc.) that could fill a dead spot.:)


And you are forgiven my son. :{>::D

Love,
Mother alias God

Sightseek 09-09-2014 09:23 AM

Looks like Geeker is already planning his 2015 Sara's Toga weekend with Clyde.

my miss storm cat 09-09-2014 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 997639)
There may be a Belmont weekend (JCGC, etc.) that could fill a dead spot.:)

Yay!

... and to celebrate, here's a song for Cardus-ie!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMtvFnvHf30

(Will pay my respects to and find a nice donkey picture for Clyde next time).

Arletta 09-09-2014 09:08 PM

We interrupt this program with a message from ~ Clyde


===============================================


Thanks to Farletta for your proficient (f not prodigious),perilous, prompt pasteying.

Mom.....That hand jive stuff was highly amusing!

Mom is God.

SightyPoo----I have every reason not to ever set foot at Sara's.

MyMess...whoa!....I kean MyMiss.....Sporty Room,page 23,little more than half way down to the Penn State thread....pages 11 and 12.

Since you asked.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1A2eet1bttY

my miss storm cat 09-10-2014 12:44 PM

Thank you for the message.

I have been informed that someone is a teensy bit upset with me :rolleyes: for deleting my very nice post last night :D so fuci< it I will repeat part of it but that's it.

For Cardus-ie...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGb5IweiYG8

... and for Golfer-ie, who deserves a song big time (and no, it is not La Marseillaise :p )...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSPbwXUq9vM

If I could find a nice coloring book with donkeys for Clyde I would post it.

Therew. Is baby aww bettew now?

Arletta 09-10-2014 06:49 PM

From Clyde



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Well ya know....sometimes one must let fan clubs whose membership is stuck at 1----alone.

So I shall.

It is recognized by me that millions of fans need my fine opinion about the latest barrage of message board hot topics.



Not to worry.Many of you are in flux about posters opinions.Really;I'm floored.No one should expect anything than more of the same by the very unusual usual suspects.It don't matter if the topic regards PISIS or State Penn or a St.Louis suburb or Rice and the NFL or the whatnot.

It's always the same.


"Hermetically seal that piece of ca-ca!"...."Kill him!"...."Throw them all in jail for life with no Preparation H privileges!" 'Kill everyone in Happy Valley!!"

I could go on,but it gets kind of more of the same.

But.....that's what you see.


Indignation.Outrage.Bravado.

It's sorta/kinda like a Bad Day at the Play-Around.

And completely predictable.



Bah! Enough.I have more important stuff to print.....such as:

(I twist this Orwellian quote just a bit .)

"What does the USA of 2014 have in common with the USA of 1914?But then,what have you in common with the child of 5 whose photograph your Mother keeps on the mantlepiece?Nothing,except you happen to be the same person."

( a quote by Bloom from Ulysses)

"Read your own obituary notice;they say you live longer.Gives you second wind.New lease of life."




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3jf9_rua5Q



If you do not have food for thought,your noodle begins to atrophy; and so....when you speak in opinion----the nurtured noodles will turn to Little Rascal films.Will notandyserling spawn notnotandyserling? Will Espar Igus ever return to the i-net? Will girls ever balance me out? They fear me as it is instantly pronounceable that I am from the Dark Side,yet they cannot disobey their desire to touch....and ponder----"What would it be like? Do I have the strength to resist?"

They do not.They cave and I conquer.They then ,knowing they have broken every private principle held;turn to the life of the heretic recluse.I enjoy creating carnage in the googlie mind.



Anything going on in the horsey world?




KEITH OLBERMANN----RESIGN SIR!!!!






https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSLid-0cUcI

geeker2 09-11-2014 12:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 997670)
Looks like Geeker is already planning his 2015 Sara's Toga weekend with Clyde.

Ror!!!!

Have you seen anyone famous ?

my miss storm cat 09-11-2014 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arletta (Post 997803)
From Clyde

Anything going on in the horsey world?

Yes.

Sightseek 09-11-2014 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 997810)
Ror!!!!

Have you seen anyone famous ?

I find fame tedious. Unless of course, you are The Belmonts.


Such wonderful people.

my miss storm cat 09-12-2014 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 997898)
I find fame tedious. Unless of course, you are The Belmonts.


Such wonderful people.

:tro:

Arletta 09-12-2014 02:54 PM

From Clyde



================================================== =====

Did someone say "yes"?

Great input and I do thank that particular doorknob----VERY much.


Are you ill? Do you feel yucky? Is it cool and rainy? Outside?....and perhaps inside?Well here ya go:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gg2vxuwSflE


The most common form of energy in the universe is ,I firmly believe....light. Well ya coulda fooled me.

But then it is also suspected that dark matter may matter most.Oh really? Anyone who reads about all these theories and supposed facts in physics ;are you beginning to think physics is simply magic? A group of charlatans yanking on our collective chokes?Now you see it-----and now you don't.Get them to concentrate on the Big Bang while we secretly fucl< around with the God particle.You know;like the ol' bait n' switch.Stevie Hawking could be the ghost of one very defeated and frustrated Houdini.

That poster could have at least said what's going on in horsey racing.

As a .23%er ....I get a FeldSpar navy hoody.

yay


When is the JCGC?

WHAT is the JCGC!??

Why has not Keith Oblermann resigned!!??




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ge29Ae5IuSc



I think there should be more activity here at NerdyTrail.Not that it should go the way of NoAdvantage.NOTHING should go that way.Just more freedom of frivolity.The place needs spicing up.A pinch of pizazz.....and an ounce of prevention.All this would make posters stay out of detention.A Touch of Grey: Have you familiarized yourself with your neighborhood? I would hope you are past pm-ing strangers and asking where you sweaters can be found.She needs to marry TrackBrat.Anyone have the antidote for Satan'sTwin?


"There is always a moment in childhood when a door opens and lets the future in...."



Well don't look at me.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=At3FH01FlWU

my miss storm cat 09-12-2014 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arletta (Post 997944)
From Clyde



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Did someone say "yes"?

Great input and I do thank that particular doorknob----VERY much.

:rolleyes:

Fine.

In Hong Kong Casper Fownes thankfully nixed the Japan trip (Sprinters Stakes) for Lucky Nine as he was HORRIFIED at the size of the quarantine stables at Niigata.

Singapore - It is fucl<ing all star day as far as I'm concerned at Kranji on Sunday... Huka Falls, Lizarre and Éclair Flyer are all entered, all in different races. Yay!

Qinghuangdao, an Epicentre boy, won in India (it was a big upset). Snow Bird and Sweet Candy 2nd and 3rd respectively BUT well here... this is regarding the jock of the 4th place horsie, Roses in Bloom:

It is reliably learnt that apprentice Praveen Kumar was stripped of his license and sent back to the Apprentice Jockey School for more classes but the bottom-line is that the hapless punters were taken for a ride. :eek:

Aussie racing tonight, NZ tonight as well... Queen's girl won @ Doncaster, Joe Fujii who is by all accounts the most popular Japanese person in South Korea was at the track (Seoul) - broken shoulder and all - watching the Asia Challenge Cup (New York Blue was only 3rd)...

I can continue if you'd like OR can just go back to posting Cardus-ie songs. :p

In fact...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4lupqXayYI

.. and for any (other) Queen fans please consider supporting Dr. May's special charity:

http://www.save-me.org.uk/

Rileyoriley 09-13-2014 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arletta (Post 997944)
From Clyde



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Did someone say "yes"?

Great input and I do thank that particular doorknob----VERY much.


Are you ill? Do you feel yucky? Is it cool and rainy? Outside?....and perhaps inside?Well here ya go:https://www.youtube.com/watch? v=Gg2vxuwSflE YES IT'S COLD AND RAINY!!! COLD!!!!!!!!!!!YAY!!!!!!!


The most common form of energy in the universe is ,I firmly believe....light. Well ya coulda fooled me.

But then it is also suspected that dark matter may matter most.Oh really? Anyone who reads about all these theories and supposed facts in physics ;are you beginning to think physics is simply magic? A group of charlatans yanking on our collective chokes?Now you see it-----and now you don't.Get them to concentrate on the Big Bang while we secretly fucl< around with the God particle.You know;like the ol' bait n' switch.Stevie Hawking could be the ghost of one very defeated and frustrated Houdini.

That poster could have at least said what's going on in horsey racing. HORSEYS ARE RUNNING AROUND OVALS AS FAST AS THEY CAN>

As a .23%er ....I get a FeldSpar navy hoody. ARE YOU THE TRAYVON MARTIN OF OHIO????

yay


When is the JCGC? SEPTEMBER 27TH

WHAT is the JCGC!?? JOCKEY CLUB GOLD CUP

Why has not Keith Oblermann resigned!!?? I THOUGHT HE WAS RIP.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ge29Ae5IuSc



I think there should be more activity here at NerdyTrail.Not that it should go the way of NoAdvantage.NOTHING should go that way.Just more freedom of frivolity.The place needs spicing up.A pinch of pizazz.....and an ounce of prevention.All this would make posters stay out of detention.A Touch of Grey: Have you familiarized yourself with your neighborhood? I would hope you are past pm-ing strangers and asking where you sweaters can be found.She needs to marry TrackBrat.Anyone have the antidote for Satan'sTwin? THERE WOULD BE MORE FRIVOLITY IF YOU WERE ALLOWED BACK.


"There is always a moment in childhood when a door opens and lets the future in...." SUCKS WHEN THAT HAPPENS....



Well don't look at me. I AM LOOKING AT YOU!!!!




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=At3FH01FlWU




I hope I have answered all your life pondering questions my son.:{>:

Rileyoriley 09-13-2014 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 997898)
I find fame tedious. Unless of course, you are The Belmonts.


Such wonderful people.

:tro: Please give them my best.

Arletta 09-15-2014 06:13 PM

Leave it to ~ Clyde


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Uh,thanks for the international racing doings ----which I do not care for one itty bitty.Can't read the saddle cloths, horsey's run the wrong way and the Brit announcers sound like a mouthwash contest;can't understand anything they say.

Debbie....thank YOU for your most excellent update of fine American
horsey racing.Also, this is for you and your exquisite post to my post:

!!!!!!!OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

It was funnier than anything Olbermann ever could do.



Alrighty then----Hour Egyptian prez really is doing swine work,aye?Where would we be without him? Certainly not in Iraq.

And what else?

Is there a way,SightyPoo....that you could refrain from wonderful people name dropping?What?... do you get a bonus for mentioning the Belmonts more than 10 times month? This is not No Advantage,young lady. By the by....don't try it over there because they are all PROFESSIONAL dupa kissers and will bury you in a Dave Schwantz minute.


I have a nikkidie----UPS!!....I mean a DEAR friend who is down with the beri beri right now.I have this to play for her:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CA5csjuJqHU

Why does the singer say "may" instead of "me"??


I hope DynamicSky won today,but I do not know.Canadian reportage is normally a little slow.Most of the time, it's just little.Any Canadians out there?

Why?



Really up for that JockeyCupGoldClub.

What is it?




SAY!...If you're like me ( even if no one's that lucky)and although you don't like cereal anymore,you do miss reading the cereal box while munching----great news! Libraries will soon have empty cereal boxes on their shelves!And guess what else? Next out will be e-cereal boxes!! YAY!!

There is someone out there still trying to sound like Andy Beyer.

Stop it.

It's not Mikey Beer, by the way.


Hey!....I got the new i-pud.Yup,you attatch it to your pud.It works on rf principles and connects to the i-net.You just dial in a smut site on the little screen and you will receive REAL fellatio from a "performer." This may do away with girlfriends who refuse to do their duties.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C47Z5LDGbSo


No one knows what is the world's best kept secret.

Why is there Idaho? ( I think the answer is,"Well----there's Oklahoma so why not?")

Again, life boils down to this:Christopher Lee inquired to his director about his own character,Dracula...."Can't you give him something more to do?" Answer,"Like what??"

Cement finishers, your job is never finished.

Of course, most of them are Italian and do have weddings to attend....for a few seconds.

They have groom finishes to do( inside funny).


NA is so fun to peruse.It's a never ending delight to those of us who find amusement in the frozen,the dead and the stupid.Today there are some nice topics: Why Am I getting my Head Beat In at the Races?, and....Logistics Model Question.

I relish it when they go off topic like that! Why do they insist on making horsey racing into the New Trigonometry? Wait until Drainos enters that baby.He's my fave!

Honest.That place,if it had any pride, would do like Brahms Stoker's Dracula and frump into one thousand rats and run off into the night,when it's dark----of course, while demon hunters try to squish them with their feet.

Anyone think the Peter Pan ride at Di'neyworld is just the best thing ever invented since the jelly donut? Boy I do! I was standing by the Starship the other day lavishing it with compliments and some guy walked up to me and said,"My, that old car's got a nice shine to it."

"DOUGH!!",I said...."Come'er." He followed me as I walked about 50 feet away.I warned him never to say anything disparaging about the Starship when standing near her because she understands English.

Can't wait for that first Saturday in October!




AMIGO'S!!....AVANTI!!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJNNuj0MeYw

Arletta 09-16-2014 05:52 PM

From Mr. Impatient ~ Clyde




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In think there's a big race coming up soon, maybe even 2....but I don't know for shore when.Nor do I know who is in it....or them.

Things being as they are,I should take this time to make doggone shore you all know how to pronounce Dave Schwantz and what it means.That will take some history and explaining.We need background music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kc__AihG2Ds


When this extraordinary writer was working in construction in order to pay for fine ,creative and intuitive if not absolute brilliant writing college....their came a time we were working at Naiman Parkway in Solon,Ohio and installing a gabion revetment along a very wide and deep drainage ditch. A cherry picker(25 tonner,don't ya know) sent the limestone via a concrete bucket to the revetment work area in order to fill the wire containers.

But I go off topic....again.

The developer had a project engineer by the name of Al Wontzki.Good guy.Had that upper crust air about him though,but still a good guy.One day he came to the site,not in a suit....but being the nerd he could be, he was dressed in a Rama of the Jingle outfit.You know.....trying to sort of being a ruffian without dirtying himself.Engineers hate filth.My very good friend,Tom Crissman and another good guy,found him goofy in that outfit and called him Al Schwontzski.Thus, the term"Schwontz(or Schawntz) was birthed.This is why I call NA's Dave Schwartz.....Dave Schwantz, as do find him a Schwontz(or Schwantz).

Each is pronounced in the same way as if the "o" or the "a" was "ah".

Are you getting this?

Schwontz and Schwantz are pronounced exactly the same.

And anyone can be a Schwontz-----or Schwantz. Example:Cardvark. Beginning to get the hang of this? I felt it important to explain this one out.

Thank you for your time and courage.

Sightseek 09-16-2014 07:49 PM

CLYDEFORM must be down again. :mad:

Can someone give Clyde the cards for the little girls and boys race at Philly Cheesesteak Park?

Arletta 09-17-2014 07:19 PM

From Mr. Appreciative ~ Clyde


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CLYDEFORM!! Presents:

The Little Boys Race at Philly Cheeeeseteak Park fine pre race analysis.

(You won't get that kind of creative titling.....anywhere.)




1....California Aluminum

Up against it here versus a fine group of cheaters and cowards.Historically,and I'm thinking Belmont here....he does not do well against cheaters and cowards so....no.


crinkle....


trash can






2....The Sissy


BARF!!



crinkle....


trash can






3....ProtoNichole


I believe this is the Nichole prototype.

For me to continue would a VERY bad idea.


Nice horsey.



crinkle....


trash can






4....A Schwontz Baffert Horsey


I would never recommend a Schwontz trainer's horsey.






nyyyyoooooooooooooooooow!!



thud






5....NobleMoon


keepah!!






6....Glassic's Pickles n' Roll


Really awful.




crinkle....


trash can






7....Tapiture


keepah!!






8....CJ's Awesome




SPIT!!!!







rolling an' laughing!!!!







Oh my, lost my composure.I must remain a professional about this.












SNARF!!!!


eauxh mine GOT!!!!





I don't think I have ever seen a funnier name.

He should get points for that alone.



But no.





whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiir!!













And now, who wins?



I think I don't know.....e-box Tapiture and Noble Moon.

Arletta 09-17-2014 08:01 PM

Looks like the Japanese are trying pretty hard to get Chromie

“But you have to understand the interest in him right now. People from Japan were here the other day (at Los Alamitos), and they want him bad. As a stud, he’s very valuable, but it’s up to the owners. If the money’s there, you have to think they’ll sell him.”

http://www.utsandiego.com/news/2014/.../#article-copy

Arletta 09-18-2014 12:31 PM

From Clyde


================================================== =========

And in the little girlies race from Philly Cheeeesteak Park:CLYDEFORM!! brings you swell pre race analysis for the Clitolion .


Let us now do this thing.





1....CASSATT


Replaced by CD's quite some time back.

Way no.


crinkle....


trash can






2....MEAT SEASON


I find the name uncouth.

She gives horsey racing the NFL "now what the fucl< shall we do?" problem.


uh,no



crinkle....


trash can






3...MOUSE STOOLS


What an awful name.




crinkle....


trash can






4....JOINT RETURN


I really,really like this horsey and make it a keepah, although the name brings back a very bad and very painful memory.

I cahn't say anymore.....even though I did.






5....ZERO AMORE


What a bitch.








whiiiiiiiiiiirrrrr!!!!






6....LITTLE PERPLEXIS


Hard to figure this one.



Not really.



crinkle....


trash can






7....JOJO WARRIOR


I think this is Michael Moore's mistress.




crinkle....


trash can






8....THE ****


What a prima donna phony.

Nice run against the boys,by the way.

She's done.




crinkle....


trash can






9....STOPFUCI<NG MARIA


Lots of HO's in this race.

She won't.

And so....






crinkle....


trash can








JOINT RETURN to win.

Rileyoriley 09-18-2014 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arletta (Post 998735)
From Clyde


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And in the little girlies race from Philly Cheeeesteak Park:CLYDEFORM!! brings you swell pre race analysis for the Clitolion .


Let us now do this thing.





1....CASSATT


Replaced by CD's quite some time back.

Way no.


crinkle....


trash can






2....MEAT SEASON


I find the name uncouth.

She gives horsey racing the NFL "now what the fucl< shall we do?" problem.


uh,no



crinkle....


trash can






3...MOUSE STOOLS


What an awful name.




crinkle....


trash can






4....JOINT RETURN


I really,really like this horsey and make it a keepah, although the name brings back a very bad and very painful memory.

I cahn't say anymore.....even though I did.






5....ZERO AMORE


What a bitch.








whiiiiiiiiiiirrrrr!!!!






6....LITTLE PERPLEXIS


Hard to figure this one.



Not really.



crinkle....


trash can






7....JOJO WARRIOR


I think this is Michael Moore's mistress.




crinkle....


trash can






8....THE ****


What a prima donna phony.

Nice run against the boys,by the way.

She's done.




crinkle....


trash can






9....STOPFUCI<NG MARIA


Lots of HO's in this race.

She won't.

And so....






crinkle....


trash can








JOINT RETURN to win.




i also like Joints (to win) but must go with Protonico in the other.

Sightseek 09-19-2014 12:36 AM

:tro:

I especially liked the rename on the Maria horsey. We get it Repole, you have a lot of money. :rolleyes:

my miss storm cat 09-19-2014 09:09 AM

If Repole (I like the Maria horsies names :o ) named one for Morty ah wonder what it would be...

Stopwhiningmorty?

Song for Cardus-ie for the day cause you can celebrate anything you want...

(The video itself is kinda awful but it's the rawness of the take that is wonderful):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJyDUy2eYKE

Arletta 09-22-2014 06:01 PM

From Clyde

================================================== ==========
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7myjFBwDlIk


HOW TO PROPERLY MANIPULATE THE CLITORIS AND VULVA

by Clyde Collinwood,Creator of CLYDEFORM!!

__________________________________________________ ___________________

Oh my GOD!!

What the fucl< am I DOING!!?





Excuse me,Sporty Fans.I have made a serious boo boo and shall be changing my subject matter.


We need a new song.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZLKtjATZt0



Not a huge fan of timber framing, what with the tedium of crafting tortoise and tenon joints.


I mean MORTISE and tenon joints!!

What in the shell is my friggin' problem!?

A lady with a too tight turtle would think better than me.....AAAAHHHH!!!!...I meant GIRDLE!!


I guess reptile dysfunction is next.

Someone kill me.

ERECTILE!!!!




....uh, 'nother song....



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOaQAMC17GQ






ooooooooKAY!!!!

Maybe now I can get it in gear.



I have a room that is completely empty.I guess just saying"empty" kind of gets the point across.How can empty be completely empty? Empty is empty,right? That's another thing I have to stop.OK....it's empty.There is this extremely nutty yet very attractive girl(Don't they always go hand in hand? Nutty and attractive,I mean) who just happens to be the world's most organized hoarder.Hoarder's are usually,by law,slobs.

Not this girl.I have never seen junk so well packaged and labeled.Anyhoo----someone ratted on her and the health dept. said,"You bettah clean it up or hit the road.Too many exits and electrical sockets and fixtures are blocked."


Now it's ME who looks like a hoarder!!

I better get fellatio outta this.

Stay tuned.


I still think Obama looks like an Egyptian.

Oh they knew long ago this would happen.

Just look at the pyramid on the back of a one dollar bill.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Th3ycKQV_4k


Anyone know LindaLaura? I am so sick of British track announcers calling US races.They are A-BYSMAL! I cannot understand one word they bark.WentTheDayWell becomes " 'en a day 'el ".Buckwheat language would be clearer.Only Eskeemo's would vote for Sara Polin:But then igloos aren't the most challenging architectural problem ever presented.So there ya go.It's like-----if you lived on the equator,would you build a furnace for a house?At least they invented Eskeemo Pies.


Could NoAdvantage be an i-net mirage? That possibilty becomes more credible by the day for me.There cannot be a real Just Stupid,Curtis on the Take,Tits,SueyCide,Hack-A-Thaska-Los ,Drainos,PhantomOnMeds,StillFucl<edUp,ToxicCar.... .yadda-yadda-yadda.Those people are too dumb to be real!

Great Hunt&Kill List, by the way.

That place is one great big ol' non sequitur.

They believe there is a suicide bomber's reunion.



If carnage had a face....it would look like NoAdvantage.




Avanti Mon Ami's!!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lM5OUdo-z4Q

OldDog 09-23-2014 07:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arletta (Post 999189)
From Clyde

================================================== ==========
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7myjFBwDlIk


HOW TO PROPERLY MANIPULATE THE CLITORIS AND VULVA

by Clyde Collinwood,Creator of CLYDEFORM!!

Crapsies, CLYDEFORM won't print . . . again! :mad:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arletta (Post 999189)
From Clyde
....uh, 'nother song....



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOaQAMC17GQ






ooooooooKAY!!!!

Well, at least there was that.

Arletta 09-23-2014 04:34 PM

From Clyde

================================================== =========

Could this be Pelican's Barber??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5_96DTde38


Ol' PB has made some interesting commenty's;red boarding,as per usual, being one of them.The other is making horseplayer fun of rookie better's as he gleefully and supposedly is rounding up a new crop for fellow"professional's.You can now blame him for those robust pools thanks,in turn, to the dumb rookies.


Uhm....did it ever strike Mr.Cothes Pin that rookies may well check out sites like NT and his "arcane"remarks just might be deciphered by these silly people?And maybe,just maybe.... say "screw that noise?"

I do try to point out some of these rototilled postings;made by the innocuous.

The kissykissy's here .....must I point them out as well?


And to think this rather large "sample size" ( boy do the probability teachers over at NA love that scientific term) has to be representative of a larger amount of bipeds......walking among us.Sort of like the movie MIMIC,aye?

Yet,who is hated at all horsey sites? The one who points out the lunacy,hypocrisy and epidemic door knobery at these same sites? In other words;honest reporting in calling them as they are.

Could it be ME-----perhaps?

Well DAH!

YES!


And for the love of GOD if you must have YOUR ATR then you must accept the consequences.....and no way am I going to say what they might be.It's the same for what you see everywhere :I WANT MY BIG TEN FOOTBALL!!;I WANT MY SEC FOOTBALL(at least you meat eaters have a trace of basis) ;I WANT MY MUSIC CHANNEL!;I WANT MY GARDENING CHANNEL!

Ya follow? Make an inanimate thing in your little pea brain become a loved one.Then stuff the pockets of the shamans with your homage and see your real "loved ones" walk 5 miles to school in 3 feet of snow with no shoes!!

God I hate people!




Not all;just most.

I need my mookies,cream and alklyhol!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Zv7JXO5gss

Rileyoriley 09-23-2014 06:30 PM

[quote=OldDog;999204]Crapsies, CLYDEFORM won't print . . . again! :mad:






Sorry OD. That edition requires parental consent.;)

Rileyoriley 09-23-2014 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arletta (Post 999241)
From Clyde

================================================== =========

Could this be Pelican's Barber??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5_96DTde38


Ol' PB has made some interesting commenty's;red boarding,as per usual, being one of them.The other is making horseplayer fun of rookie better's as he gleefully and supposedly is rounding up a new crop for fellow"professional's.You can now blame him for those robust pools thanks,in turn, to the dumb rookies.


Uhm....did it ever strike Mr.Cothes Pin that rookies may well check out sites like NT and his "arcane"remarks just might be deciphered by these silly people?And maybe,just maybe.... say "screw that noise?"

I do try to point out some of these rototilled postings;made by the innocuous.

The kissykissy's here .....must I point them out as well?


And to think this rather large "sample size" ( boy do the probability teachers over at NA love that scientific term) has to be representative of a larger amount of bipeds......walking among us.Sort of like the movie MIMIC,aye?

Yet,who is hated at all horsey sites? The one who points out the lunacy,hypocrisy and epidemic door knobery at these same sites? In other words;honest reporting in calling them as they are.

Could it be ME-----perhaps?

Well DAH!

YES!


And for the love of GOD if you must have YOUR ATR then you must accept the consequences.....and no way am I going to say what they might be.It's the same for what you see everywhere :I WANT MY BIG TEN FOOTBALL!!;I WANT MY SEC FOOTBALL(at least you meat eaters have a trace of basis) ;I WANT MY MUSIC CHANNEL!;I WANT MY GARDENING CHANNEL!

Ya follow? Make an inanimate thing in your little pea brain become a loved one.Then stuff the pockets of the shamans with your homage and see your real "loved ones" walk 5 miles to school in 3 feet of snow with no shoes!!

God I hate people!




Not all;just most.

I need my mookies,cream and alklyhol!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Zv7JXO5gss




THERE'S A GARDENING CHANNEL???????????????????????????:{>:

Rileyoriley 09-23-2014 06:39 PM

Because The Belmonts are such wonderful people, we shall honor them 9/27 with a Belmont Day contest. Pick your favorite horse in each race and also an exacta box friend (please pick a horse you think your selection would like as a friend).
Prizes: I'm in a festive fall mood!!!
Gift box-may contain colored (not in a racist way) leaves, edible treats(perhaps baked by Mrs. Belmont herself), gift cards, etc..

As always-$100 donation in winner's name to our own MissSightyPooKins

Sightseek 09-23-2014 10:32 PM

What if our favorite horsey is a loner?

my miss storm cat 09-24-2014 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arletta (Post 999241)
From Clyde

================================================== =========

Make an inanimate thing in your little pea brain become a loved one.Then stuff the pockets of the shamans with your homage and see your real "loved ones" walk 5 miles to school in 3 feet of snow with no shoes!!

Do I tell you how much I enjoyed this and how really insightful it was OR provide you with one of these...

:tro:

Does :tro: say enough?

Am I a hypocrite since I try not to evah just say happy birthday on a happy birthday thread BUT will offer up a :tro: at times?

Well it was well said, Sir.

If you never get to the tiny ape men and fat asses from beneath us you will have still gone above and beyond in your poisoning of disgusting, polluted harbors.

People who commit unforgivable acts do not have the luxury of being forgiven which is why I suck as a Catholic.

* * *

Deb yay I cannot wait to play the nice day at the special track and Sighty (hope you are doing well!!!) ... that a really good question.

I shall await word from Deb as well.

* * *

I shall refrain for a song dedication for my secret beloved today cause the version of I Dig of Pony I last posted is still, thankfully, stuck in my head.


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