" Horses are not allowed in crow bars as their long faces caws too much trouble and their bar shoes are too loud."

"Whatever happened to Xchanger?"

"Why aren't humans' height measured in hooves? Why don't mares ever say to a horse....you're as big as a human!?""

" I'm getting off the track."

"nyuk-nyuk-nyuk."

Is this Ron character a defense lawyer?

"The real reason MMSC is obsessed with Kleenex and PP's"


:eek:

"Why not HorseBob then?"

" There could not possibly be anymore stupid horsey questions left."

" How much do the $50 windows cost?"

" How come I have never won a race even though I go to the WIN ONLY window?"

Why are you still talking about exotic bets when it will probably be raining?

" Why when I win on an exacta box only one horse goes to the winners circle...shouldn't both go the the winners box? "

"Where do you put the dimes in these Sam machines?"

" Well....I don't know. What's the latest from WAC'D? If it rains...no exotic bets? What if they move Mamouth across the Delaware to a new place...does that mean new place betting?"

"I heard someone say that sometimes you can steal a race...how do you do that? Is that what the 6 horse box is for? Do you need 2 of these if it's a 12 horse field?"

" By the way latecomer...I cannot keep a POV attitude forever so make up your mind already."

" How much are the $2 windows? Why don't tracks ever have a horsey in the window?"

Were you scared the last time you left your mom's basement?

Dannie....ohhhhh Dannie.....Is it later yet???