I am going with...

#3....Sammy

I went out with a girl named Sammy once...turns out for a chick she had some set of balls

But I digress....

race 6 Sayaad






aad.







There. I said it.

R5, #3 North Star Boy cause he'll be 3rd. (Go, Dan). :)

Race 10, #6 Palace

:tro:

Very nice Deb :)

I can't wait for this ****ing meet to be over and done with. :wf

For tomorrow, R5, #6 Hear the Footsteps

For Monday...R8, #6, Harpoon

Hooray for you!

... and you! And CLYDEFORM.

From the Luckiest handicapper in the world ~ Clyde


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Hello racing fans.


Users of CLYDEFORM!! are celebrating huge victories today.SightyPoo is but one of them.The really,really big victory has been .....me, of course.As I have typed....I was asked to participate in the big deal FedlSpar contest.This, I accepted as long as I could use a pseudo name and reveal later in the contest my real name.I thought players would not enter if they knew the world's greatest handicapper was playing.That is why I insisted I start out at negative $10,000.

One has to be fair.

Well, CLYDEFORM!! pointed to the 9 in Sunday's contest race and ....wouldn't ya know it-----CLYDEFORM!! was right on the button;again.

Usng numerous ZC's....one of which was to replace the Zodiac Luck provided by Eternal Flame with even more luck;that would be the curly voice of Arlettuce.

Thank ya Baby---brand new Cadillac for ya Hawney.

ANYWAYS!!....ClarkeKent,mild mannered reporter for the Daily Meteor, was in 49th place out of over 3700. That winner is worth about $3000.00 and Clarke should vault into a very admirable position as we await the last two races today and Wednesday.



If there is one thing for which I am famous ----it is modesty.











ME WIN BIG MONEY!!!!!

BIG!!!!

HUGE!!!!




Maybe even win mos' honur-burr contest!!!!























THUD!

From Clydeform Clyde



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Friday's THE BEST HORSEY'S DO IT AGAIN Stakes ,won by OneFourDave....mind you,was such a gargantuan success hat the 2nd affair is running today in Sara's 13th.


My pick for the contest is ----DanceWithFate.



And for the FeldSpar it is #1, A Song To You.

This has been ZC'd into this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVo-1Ft32Oc

Go Clyde!!!!:{>:

https://www.dmtc.com/contest/21/standings

By the Moon

I just have to do it.

Race 10: #6 Winter Dawn

Wul, you go, Clyark!

A few words from Clyde




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I Clyde....would like to thank my incredibly legionous(not a word) volume of die hard fans.


Thank you Arlettuce.

Thank you Old Wuffie.

Thank you Brown Sugah.





















May lightning strike if I forgot anyone.




This is for Pay Cal:

Very nice backhanded compliment sir.I am quite use to being hated ,as often the wildly famous and brilliant are.....don't ya know.You know what though? That person who keeps copying off me in the contest at DelMar;that Nappy person.That's the one you should be smearing.In fact,I think I know who she is.There was a Nappy from the past who I called NabbyDabby,a larcenous cheater.

Anyhoo----it has been my pleasure to absolutely annihilate you and your friends in the DM game.One day you will hear a click in your noodle and then you will become a CLYDEFORM!!(TM) user.



I need no chicken dinnah....I am a natural born winnah.

FTFY:p

Race 10 ~ #2 Socialsaul

Thank you Deb O' Deb for the contest and congrats to whomever wins.

R6 #11 Abilio

I already made my terrible (but pretty!) pick for the day and the last day of this meet cannot come soon enough.

Anyone else kinda hoping the Zenyatta forum girls are having a laugh today?

I mean whaaah... let's all hold hands and sing Kumbaya. :D :rolleyes:

I'm mean, I know and I really don't care.

Thanks for the fine contestiepookins, Deb. We all love and appreciate you!

:)
Agreed!

Final (finally!) pick:
Race 7 #5 River of Dreams

Thanks, Deb, I really enjoyed the contest to the very end! :)

The traditional ending to the Saratoga meet..

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eEqJvLmIlAE

From Clyde Hughes


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In honor of 2 Most Likely(10 Most Wanted's new name),I have decided to recuse myself on this last day.


Not knowing what recuse means;I am hoping it has no parallel to dolphin flogging.

Since it's the final day I get to post one last song for Cardus-ie...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGb5IweiYG8

Clyde-$46,641.20
Sighty-$44,846.10
Arletta-$41,520.70
Me-$41,558.90
MMSC-$27,313.90
Herky-$14,602
Geekie-$9889.90
OD-$16,912.90

FINAL SCORES!!!
ONCE AGAIN OUR GREAT AND POWERFUL LEADER HAS WON THE CONTEST!!:tro:
CONGRATULATIONS CLYDEMASTER!!!!:{>::$:

Dear Clyde,
It does.;)

:):{>:

The next contest will be the BC. :)

Congrats Clyde!! :tro:

Great! See ya then!

Congrats Clyde!



http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cISYzA36-ZY


You know what comes next. :D





I tease, of course.

Thanks for the contest and congrats to Clyde!

Ooooo, that's almost winter time. :)

Thanks for running this.

What we've all been waiting for.........Clyde's Acceptance Speech :)




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This is Clyde and this is my thank you post to my legion of fans.I am painting my acceptance speech,but that will take some time.


Thank you ,Arlettuce. You.You sound like you would taste good.

Thank you,2 Most Likely.You were right about the word "recuse". Wok good!

Thank you SightyPoo. That next scene( I really appreciated that clip,by the way)....was it the one with you and Brown Sugah staring? I forgot.

Thank you BrownSugah.....mostly for the last Cardvarky dedication;and mostly because it was the LAST one.



There are certain contestants who did not congratulate me and to those I say ,perish the thought a safe falls upon your head today.




And....at least some people sling b.s. surreptitiously.

Others think they do.

The latter being the more amusing.

The addition of the letter y suddenly changes the meaning... it is no longer a silly insult because you won't dedicate the time to whip up a proper and thoughtful one...

No. It is now a term of endearment.

Awww! I am so proud! You have seen your wicked ways and repented.

I shall continue to call my very secret beloved Cardus-ie and to bask in the occasional brilliant post we are all fortunate to be blessed with whilst you, dear one, can now call him the shiny new name you conjured up! Yay!

Was going to be a big bitch and post a last last song but I shant.

I will, however, congratulate you on your tie for 8th place in the Del Mar thingie. Well done.

A message from Clyde

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To BrownSugah....Cry me a rivah.


To Old Wuffie....THANK YEW!!


To LittleRun and BeefHerky....Oh-----never mind.


To all the Big Fishy's in the IttyBitty Sea:There's a reason you're in an IttyBitty Sea.

I demand a recount !


Thanks Deb 143

Welcome and I don't respond to demands.:D

I will have my snow tires on by then!:D

RoR!

I'm number 8

I'm number 8


Suck it people !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yes yes yes yes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!