"andy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

" I may play AGS ATB in the NBC at the OTB or FTDS."

" A hawker told me I couldn't tell a horse without a program. What the fucl< am I going to tell a horse!!!?"

" GROOOVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....Oh my God!...What am I saying!!??"

" Wouldn't it be great if there was A Horse Called Man?"

"Do horses play horse?"

" I mean ...how would you like it if you walked into a bar and the bartender always asked ...Hey...why the long face?


See?"

" Oh......direct questioning period is over. My throat's gettng horse anyways.""

" HUMAN SHOES....anyone??"

i hear people say 'try fectas, try fectas'...should i try them?

"WELL..WHY DO YOU THINK THEY CALL THEM TRY FECTAS???"




( God!)

wtf is a fecta anyway? and what makes them so super?!

" A fecta is only super when done with a POV attitude."

"Maybe we could meet across the river...I'll have my feed bag on."

"I'll be standing next to the man in the gray suit.......with no brown shoes."

"WELL!?.... r u coming or aren't you?"

" Stomp your foot once for yes...and twice for no."

maybe later.

" Oh. She's a latecomer. I hate those .Do horse flies need shoes..why would they?""

Just getting through the first few pages, but so far this is my favorite.
Great work folks.