"Why are they running for a purse? I'd prefer cash money moolah bread."

i read that this horse won driving. i didn't know horses could drive!!

" Why don't I hear WHOOOOOOA !! after horseys pass the finish line?"

" I think I've been asking too many questions."

"If Lawyer Ron loses will he sue Mammouth for his losses?"

" I remember someone once said they couldn't see Invisible Ink."

" Is it a ZC that AGS is running on Saturday?"

"Should I stand at attention when I Salute The Sarge?"

"Whatever happened to Hard Spun?"

" Is snarfing a bad sign?"

" Why Won't Anyone Answer My New Jersey Questions!!???"

"Whodey what color monopoly money should I use on BC day?"

" How many times do they need to fix a race? And why do they do it before the race...how do they know it will break?"

" Is WAC'D finally happy about his weather report?"

" If it does rain I'm going with the rein horses."

"Randy Moss is the only reason Chad Pennington is in the NFL"

" Where is Baffert? Who is he? Where is Lucas? Who is he ,too?"

" They are going to give away crotouns at Mamouth in tryng to hype LawyerTron."

" Steve!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

" I'm high on Street Scents tomorrow AND Saturday...he's that good."