hey, when are they racing for the steaks? i've been jogging for weeks to get in shape.

What is the advantage of forcing a horse to blink?

" What are graded stakes? Why is the FDA getting involved with horse racing? Is MacDonalds trying to get a jump start on competiters?"

" sumwun better stop copying off my fine work."

"What does Lael mean? Is that French for LOL?"

" Isn't Curlin a Budweiser horse?"

"It's nice that they have races for retarded horses. Kudos for the Handicap."

" Steve..........................oh forget it."

"Great show today, Steve!! Got any schwag I can hold?"

" How many book it locks have been selected in the Padlock today?"

" Andy...are you going to.................ror!!..oh I'm kidding."

" I don't have my book it lock picked yet for the SeaBees Classic. Anyone done?"

" Maybe Invasor...he won last year.....when was last year?"

" Who is Invasor anyways???"

" I can understand why they don't have horseradish at race tracks."

"Do they have hot dogs at dog tracks?"

"I'm going to Mammouth today. I'm going to take pics of me on the bike."

"Is DNF a mistake for MondayNightFootball?"

" Ah wonder what kind of crop a hot walker has?"