"Will the sky fall at Mammouth? The horses could die on that stuff!"

"I hate when people run along the rail screaming......git up wid dat 5!!...git up wid dat 5!!!! I trip them."

I heard an announcer one say that one horse collard the leader. Now did the actually through collard greens at the horse or did they collar the leader in which case I cannot ver remember seeing a horse with a collar.

"No I don't have any cigs!! Leave me alone!!! Ok...you can hold a ten. Just pay me back Sunday."

"Wait a minute...is the CB being run at Mamouth or Saratoga? There's so many questions I forget. When is it again?"

" I also hate the 5...by the way."

if they race at night, do the horses have a headlight?

" Just got back from Mamouth...yup."

" Is the speed of light ineffective at night....in the dark?"

do the juvenile races have kids for jockeys?

"I went to Mammouth and all I got was pneumonia and my leg pissed on."

" I bought some scratch sheets. They had scratches all over them. I'm so stupid."

my free chair broke when i sat on it, should i call a lawyer?

" Why is there night racing? Aren't they getting longer about now?"

I just flew into Newark, and boy are my arms tired.

my pencil hasn't got an eraser. do you have a pencil with an eraser? what about a sharpener, i don't like when the tip of my pencil isn't sharp any more.

"Hey that wasn't a clubhouse! I want my money back!"

" Does AE mean alternate ego? Do horseys have imaginary friends????"

'I still don't understand staple chasing."

hey, i bet that horse who was supposed to run on the main track only, and he didn't run at all! that's false advertising.