R1 - Wild Finish

Well then I guess I can't continue to rest on my laurels, eh? :p

Race 5: #1 (The) Seeker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CR-ZAnil_Mw

R8 Final Redemption

Hey! We had the exacta!!!:$:

We should get a special prize...something to separate us from all the other losers :p

Sighty-$42,286.50
Arletta-$32,187.50
Clyde-$37,070.70
Me-$23,643.60
MMSC-$10,781.40
Herky-$10,129
Geeker-$8159.60
OD-$1346.20[/quote]

8/11 Scores

Trip to Alaska!!!!!:tro:

From 1,2,3,4,5,6 Clyde


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There is no racing on Tuesday at Sara's.



It seems to me the above has something really,really of substance hidden inside;waiting to be unencrypted.But there's still no racing on Tuesday at Sara's.

SportyFans,there are times certain exceptional posts will elicit varying responses .....depending.Such as:







1....SPIT!!

2....THUD!

3....Oh boy.

4....Holy cow ( or "smokes").

5....!!OOOOOOOOOO!!







Then.............................................. .................................................. ...............














...there is that once in a lifetime post that will cause all viewers to freeze solid.After a few minutes,whatever position the viewer happened to be in just before they froze will slowly succumb to gravity.The resultant mass "thud" will cause a brief spike in seismographs all over the world.

This becomes the 6th response and I call it the "Frozen Faint" response.






Moving on to my fine selection for Sara's Wednesday Affair,I have selected the 4 in the 5th:

Laura Can Disco Only If She Does Not Wear High Heels.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7RRLC5slLo

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VxoXn-0Ezs



Fans of all Sporty Sorty's....lend me your eyes.





Oh boy.

I try to be cute and only leave myself wide open for an Arlettuce attack.

Really, I can see.My eyes work pretty well.


But I do need another start over.













Sporty Fans,take a listen.



I just heard a little buzz by about the now foggy future of the Buffalo Bills.The owner has died and the family is selling out.The sale has attracted some grade A vermin such as eternal presidential candidate Donald Trump and the effeminate Bong Joki.


Bad enough.

But.....their have been 3 bids to date and all are for less than one billion dollars.The NFL commissioner(forgot the name) wants to triple NFL revenues to 25 billion dollars;apparently over the next week or so.He doesn't like the "low" bids,feeling the value of any NFL team should be more like 1.2 billion.He also does not like the fact that their stadium is not NFL worthy as only around 130 million dollars was recently injected into stadium improvements.

Of course, since the family is selling......here comes that honorable add on from the NFL:Make that place NFL worthy with YOUR money,or it's the Toronto Bills.


Such bullshit.

Is it not time to tell pro sports to go fucl< themselves?

Big time college fb and bb are in the same category.



Billings Montana----don't go lobbying the NFL for a football franchise.Be VERY careful for what you wish.





In addition----I would like to let you all know about Clyde Collinwood Investment Opportunities,Inc. We here at CCIO,InkyPoo have developed investment stratagems that will knock your dupa off. Our best advertising is done through our clients.Aks DeborahAnne about how we turned her initial investment into a 300% return in only 3 months.

The owner of SnowyWoods would not lie.You all know this.

Get hip and take a dip with C-C-IO ( done like the O-HI-O cheer)....the water is just fine.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eVHSSh4oKU

8/13
Race 10
#1 Mister Popsicle




A special shout out to #6 Arctic Code in the 8th at Del Mar. How can you miss on a horse with Frosty The Snowman in his pedigree????

^^^ stole my pick :D

R3 - #6 The Lost Tigress

Race 10: #4 Whatabouthonor

(Whaddaboutit?)

Race 10

Not one not two but Three for me

Lost

Sorry.. It was a losing one anyhow.

Lost

WINNER!!!


Lost

New scores and new leader, the one and only CLYDEMEISTER!!!!!:tro::tro:

8/14
Race 6
#1 Dark Moon

R10, #7 Bug Juice.

Fine work Clyde :)

I demand a recount !


:p



Race 3

Princess Mara

From "The leader "Clyde


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The leading player to date in this contest;the very finest player in this contest;the player every player would like to be;and the leading player in this contest to date.....................oh----I already said I was the leading player in this contest to date.

Anyhoo....my A#1 selection for today in Sara's first:


No.6....SportyFans



If any of you try to surge ahead of me-----that would be unfair and cowardly.

A "Thank you" note from the still muzzled one.




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I ,Clyde Collinwood----new NT member who is still muzzled....would like to thank Miss Debbie Frost and Miss Arlettuce Ala Mode for congratulating me on being the leading player to date in this contest.


It's a fine kindness to send to the leading player to date in this contest.


In behoovenence,

Clyde Collinwood (Leading player to date in this contest)

race 10
Joking

Race 1: #4 Schoodic

Sorry for missing the part whereby we were all to pay homage...

Congrats on being number 1, Clyde. :rolleyes: :p

Good boy (this was my only bet in real life today). :)

Congrats!

Thanks sistah... I have pretty much given up playing both Del Mar and Saratoga because I suck so I'm happy (and also because, well poor horse with such a stupid name haha!).

Cheers to Young Dog (well he isn't old and I would call him hot dog but am a vegetarian :D) on his fine horsie pick for the day.

No song for Cardus-ie :{>: again today but I am listening to the music in my head and it's pretty cool what with the echo in there :D

SWEET !!!!

Hi Geekie. :{>: (and awww thanks. It is such an occasion when I hit something these days haha).

There's a Sea World protest on Sunday (incase you're interested...).

:tro::tro::)

Scores 8/14:
Clyde-$45,595.10
Sighty-$43,229.50
Arletta-$32,191.50
Me-$25,007.60
MMSC-$21,684.40
Herky-$10,131
Geekie-$(885.90
OD-$1498

From the #1 Handicapper in the Universe:

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Ladies and yer Whatnot....I have a real treat for you.Alex Jones and his trained Pantsa Bear:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjy_2UCnX-4









Note from Me-Deb-O-Deb:
Personally I'd like to see the bear give the jerk one good swipe.

8/15
Race 1

#7 OMAGODDONNA (in loving memory of my stepmother. A lady who knew how to have a good time! :{>::))

I will be there..but first I must eat a tuna fish sandwich !

I am heading for Saratoga on Tuesday - should be a Hoot!

Here is my guide of what to see

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-exko8wnGx0

Race 9 ~ #5 Moonlight Song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEQnC1MTIQE

It's from Pointman?

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R6, #1 Be Bullish

From The Master capper~ Clyde



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I, the # 1 handicapper in the universe....select in Sara's 9th tomorrow,#6----MoonLight Song.



I also move MuffyPoo be ejected for missing today's play.