"Which horses love the off track? And which off tracks will they be attending on BC day?"

do turf horses use cleats?

why would a horse run at a track that's off? no one will be there if it's closed.

why are they blindfolding that horse? how can he run if they cover up his head?!

"rontheman1964's AOL Chat Room BC Extravaganza"

how come it doesn't count if the rider falls off? it's not the horses fault.

" How much do quarter horses cost?"

" Whatever happened to 10 cents A Ride? Is he with Al Frankel now?"

"Why all of this talk of mules? I thought mules couldn't run in the BC?"

where are the chariots? don't some horses pull chariots?

" I met Harvey Pak's brother 6.



A-HAHAHAHA...little racing humor there."

"What are buggy races? Wouldn't it take a long time for buggies to race?"

"It's rude to announce a female horse is overweight."

"Fantasy Horse Racing is great because I always win in hand...err"

" What is horseradish made of?"

that's something that they manage to have all those horses born on the SAME DAY! those poor vets.

Why do they call it the stretch? I've never seen it get any bigger. It appears to stay the same size. They could just as easily call it the shrink.

" I think feed bags area great idea for humans.I would put the dwarf in mine."

"How do you spell INTEGRITY? A-S-S-M-U-S-S-E-N"

" I can't believe someone just asked another stupid question. Where do they think they are....The Padlock??"